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(KPIC Roseburg)   If you ever get busted in an undercover police sting, hopefully you're trying to sell something cool like jewels or exotic animals or machine guns and not a couple of 7-foot Chick-fil-A cow costumes   (kpic.com) divider line 14
    More: Strange, sting operations, undercover officers, Redlands, possession of stolen property  
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1930 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Nov 2013 at 7:27 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-11-06 07:33:33 AM  
Or smuggling some Boobiess.
 
2013-11-06 07:36:41 AM  

dittybopper: Or smuggling some Boobiess.


I'm going to assume that you're playing with the filter and refer to someone selling lumber primarily used as the initial support piece in a fence. It's funnier for me that way.
 
2013-11-06 07:37:49 AM  
Aw, that's too bad. I know a gay couple who would just llllove to have them. Think of the possibilities.
 
2013-11-06 07:42:36 AM  
I knew I mugged those Disneyland characters for nothing! Dammit......
 
2013-11-06 07:42:56 AM  
The costumes were valued by the restaurant at $2,800 apiece.

In other news, Chik Fil-A is paying their costume vendor too much.
 
2013-11-06 07:49:53 AM  
Stile mor chikin costums.
 
2013-11-06 08:12:12 AM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: dittybopper: Or smuggling some Boobiess.

I'm going to assume that you're playing with the filter and refer to someone selling lumber primarily used as the initial support piece in a fence. It's funnier for me that way.


Yes, I was using the philter to make a brassiere joke.
 
2013-11-06 08:14:36 AM  
"is being held for suspicion of possession of stolen property on $275,000 bail. "

What? Seriously? He'd been better off if he'd shanked someone.
 
2013-11-06 08:24:04 AM  
"being held for suspicion of possession of stolen property on $275,000 bail."

Holy shiat, I've seen murder suspects given lower bail than that, this guy must have one hell of a list of priors.
 
2013-11-06 08:45:19 AM  

ReapTheChaos: "being held for suspicion of possession of stolen property on $275,000 bail."

Holy shiat, I've seen murder suspects given lower bail than that, this guy must have one hell of a list of priors.


Or just not be indigent.
 
2013-11-06 09:15:33 AM  
Damn, there goes my weekend plans of being dominated by a woman in a Chic-Fil-A costume. Nothing gets a man more riled up in the knickers than being called 'biatch' and 'slave' by someone in a cow costume, then being slapped around with some nice greasy patties!
 
2013-11-06 10:17:11 AM  
Why would he steal them? He must have been in the mooed....
 
2013-11-06 12:15:15 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: The costumes were valued by the restaurant at $2,800 apiece.

In other news, Chik Fil-A is paying their costume vendor too much.


Only a little. A high quality suit runs between $1800-3000. The head alone can run a grand.
 
2013-11-06 01:35:15 PM  
So... if you and your buddy happened to be in front of a Chick-Fill-Et in some cow costumes, what acts would you pantomime.

My ideas got less funny when I remembered cows are female, and then got funnier when I considered props which would probably get you arrested.

Perhaps kiss and hold up a just married sign?  I'm gay for waffle fries?
 
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