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(KOAT Albuquerque)   If a man throws a dog and by doing so breaks a mirror, is the subsequent seven years of bad luck measured in human years or dog years?   (koat.com) divider line 27
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1371 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Nov 2013 at 7:46 AM (23 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-11-06 07:52:24 AM
Oh, for chrissakes. It's a little yappy dog. Those things bounce off shiat all the time without injury.
 
2013-11-06 07:52:28 AM
Good question to reflect on.
 
2013-11-06 07:55:03 AM
he threw her small dog against a mirror, breaking it.

He broke the mirror, or the dog?
 
2013-11-06 07:59:55 AM
What a douchebag face on that guy.  Who else feels like batting practice?
 
2013-11-06 08:03:35 AM
A reconstruction of the crime:

sephjnr.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk
 
2013-11-06 08:07:29 AM
How much is that window in the doggie?
 
2013-11-06 08:13:29 AM
i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-11-06 08:13:52 AM
I did the math (though I was told there would be nomath) and it ends up being 49 years worth of bad luck. Plus, the dog gets to urinate on the guys head any time he wishes.
 
2013-11-06 08:16:35 AM

sephjnr: A reconstruction of the crime:

[sephjnr.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk image 258x196]


Great shot!

And what fine piloting: he's got his flaps down, nose up, gear extended and he's coming in straight as an arrow.
 
2013-11-06 08:19:59 AM
He was teaching it to fly, but missed the window.

"Aw, MAN!"
 
2013-11-06 08:22:48 AM
It seems to me that this is a question only the Keebler Elves or Santa Claus could answer.
 
2013-11-06 08:38:19 AM
I would say the dog gets the bad luck as it's the one who actually broke the mirror. It's clearly the dogs fault for being so yappy, annoying, and palmable.
 
2013-11-06 08:48:01 AM

Son of Thunder: He was teaching it to fly, but missed the window.

"Aw, MAN!"


Where did you find this guy?
 
2013-11-06 08:56:16 AM
According to police, he threw her small dog against a mirror, breaking it.


The dog or the mirror?
 
2013-11-06 08:57:33 AM

BurnShrike: he threw her small dog against a mirror, breaking it.

He broke the mirror, or the dog?


I apparently failed Reading Comprehension  101
 
2013-11-06 08:58:44 AM

MythDragon: According to police, he threw her small dog against a mirror, breaking it.

The dog or the mirror?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_2dyAJ50Ik
 
2013-11-06 09:12:36 AM
Yes.
 
2013-11-06 09:18:03 AM
img.pandawhale.com
 
2013-11-06 09:26:11 AM
Being Albuquerque, it was likely to be a Chihuahua. The only other dogs in this town are pitbulls, and if they don't want to be thrown, they don't get thrown.
 
2013-11-06 10:42:41 AM
That guy's mug shot is proof that you sometimes can judge a book by its cover...
 
2013-11-06 11:06:31 AM
Sanchez has been charged with false imprisonment and extreme animal cruelty.


I's got questions:

What makes it extreme animal cruelty as opposed to just regular animal cruelty? That he threw it into a mirror? That he was throwing a dog instead of a cat? Why only false imprisonment for that attack on the human, he did assault her.

Rule: Don't date women with small yappy dogs or cats.
 
2013-11-06 11:26:49 AM
Um... .er... what... do you get when you cross Dogwelder with Defenestrator? 
img.fark.net
 
2013-11-06 11:36:17 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Son of Thunder: He was teaching it to fly, but missed the window.

"Aw, MAN!"

Where did you find this guy?


Me? I thought you hired him.
 
2013-11-06 02:49:53 PM
Extreme animal cruelty?
 
2013-11-06 04:03:53 PM

IRQ12: Extreme animal cruelty?


That's animal cruelty that took place during the 1990s.
 
2013-11-06 04:47:35 PM

Enormous-Schwanstucker: I did the math (though I was told there would be nomath) and it ends up being 49 years worth of bad luck. Plus, the dog gets to urinate on the guys head any time he wishes.


Yep, I came up with 7 squared as my result.
 
2013-11-06 06:38:31 PM

DreamyAltarBoy: Enormous-Schwanstucker: I did the math (though I was told there would be nomath) and it ends up being 49 years worth of bad luck. Plus, the dog gets to urinate on the guys head any time he wishes.

Yep, I came up with 7 squared as my result.


Thank you for that. I can go take a nap now.
 
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