Mugato: But does she still have a nice rack?
jamspoon: Halliwell is currently appearing as a judge on the Australia's Got Talent television showShe's on TV and still can't sell the single. That's takes a rare talent.
elvisaintdead: She's kinda got a Cheryl Tiegs thing going there.I'd still spice her girl, if you know what I mean.And I think you do.
Suckmaster Burstingfoam: She looks like an aged soccer mom in the video...
dugitman: Link to video for the lazy.I was expecting bland, overproduced pop that was somewhat listenable- but this is pretty bad./left after a minute or so.
69gnarkill69: Mugato: But does she still have a nice rack?[www.newsgab.com image 850x1242]It would appear so.
psychosis_inducing: That's an insane amount of autotune-distortion on her voice. Theoretically she could come within a mile of the correct pitch when she was with the Spice Girls (Autotune wasn't in use at the time, right?), what happened?
Canton: Mel C is still the best of them. Vocally and otherwise.
fusillade762: Canton: Mel C is still the best of them. Vocally and otherwise.*Dana Carvey McLaughlin Group voice*WRONG!Baby Spice is best spice.
Canton: Baby Spice is best spice.Heh. Yeah, she's good, too.
fusillade762: Canton: Baby Spice is best spice.Heh. Yeah, she's good, too.I'm partial to this song.Free Me
Earguy: Former Spice Girl Geri Halliwell's comeback single sold just 393 copies in its first week of release.'Half Of Me' was released in Australia, where Halliwell is currently appearing as a judge on the Australia's Got Talent television show. Despite her exposure in the country, the song only got to Number 281 on the ARIA chart, reports Digital Spy.Good to know that I could record a song, sell 400 copies, and actually have it chart.
buntz: I don't know, as far as pop goes, it's catchy. I wouldn't BUY it, but it's not the worst song I've ever heard!I like that she uses the word bulls hit in it.
ElLoco: 69gnarkill69: Mugato: But does she still have a nice rack?[www.newsgab.com image 850x1242]It would appear so.O_oOne of those is not like the other.
fruitloop: [i171.photobucket.com image 528x356]Melvin C, Emma, Melvin B, Victoria, Gary...You have been found guilty of releasing a single that is by no means as kicking as your previous records, nor does it have such a wicked, dirty, phat bass line. You are sentenced to having your next record enter the charts at number 179 before dropping straight out the following week. Furthermore, you are sentenced to 20 years of having to appear on cheesy chat shows in Taiwan taking about how you used to be famous. And may God have mercy on your lip gloss./call Howtie and the Blowfish
69gnarkill69: It would appear so.
PC LOAD LETTER: That's how many times I would fark her in a week.
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