Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Jezebel)   Miss USA dressed as Optimus Prime. Subby would transform that   (jezebel.com) divider line 37
    More: Spiffy  
•       •       •

9856 clicks; posted to Geek » on 05 Nov 2013 at 9:10 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



37 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2013-11-05 09:13:36 PM  
That's an absolutely horrible Optimus Prime costume...assuming that's actually an Optimus Prime costume at all.  I'm not convinced.
 
2013-11-05 09:18:24 PM  
I prefer Miss Britain and Miss Switzerland.
 
2013-11-05 09:22:38 PM  
Is Miss Brazil's costume celebrating the Brazilian custom of performing fellatio on giant black penises?
 
2013-11-05 09:29:10 PM  
WTF drag shows are better than that
 
2013-11-05 09:42:38 PM  
She's "Come-At-Me-Bro" Optimus Prime, judging by her arm positions.
 
2013-11-05 09:51:03 PM  
Nope, not clicking on BibleSlut.com.
 
2013-11-05 09:56:45 PM  

Emposter: That's an absolutely horrible Optimus Prime costume...assuming that's actually an Optimus Prime costume at all.  I'm not convinced.


Nothing says American culture like a poorly done costume of a toy from Japan.
 
2013-11-05 10:02:03 PM  

Richard C Stanford: Nope, not clicking on BibleSlut.com.


Here's the Daily Fail article

Miss Great Britain is insanely hot, and I love the derpy eyes of Miss Denmark, but really subby? Of those women you picked THAT one?

/studman69.jpg
 
2013-11-05 10:15:49 PM  
I guess I'm the only one that thinks these costumes are cool as shiat!
 
2013-11-05 10:16:33 PM  
If you were to show that picture to a member of the Taliban or Al Qaeda, he'd melt into a puddle like the Wicked Witch of the West from all of the freedom.

/'Merica
//fark Yeah
 
2013-11-05 10:18:06 PM  
Is Miss Russia Bene Gesserit?
 
2013-11-05 10:22:47 PM  
2 questions,
1. Why did Miss Brazil go with Waimarani Indians instead of one of the thousands of glamorous and naked Samba school costumes from Carnival every year and
2. Why the fark did they run an article on the national costumes instead of the bikini contest?
 
2013-11-05 10:23:15 PM  

ShawnDoc: Emposter: That's an absolutely horrible Optimus Prime costume...assuming that's actually an Optimus Prime costume at all.  I'm not convinced.

Nothing says American culture like a poorly done costume of a toy from Japan.


If they really wanted to say "American Culture" it would be a cheap toy made in China.
 
2013-11-05 10:25:10 PM  

Optimal_Illusion: She's "Come-At-Me-Bro" Optimus Prime, judging by her arm positions.


img.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-11-05 10:28:32 PM  
Miss Willerton did her best to communicate the size of my penis, but Miss Oliveira was more accurate.
 
2013-11-05 10:30:24 PM  
img.gawkerassets.com
Talk about impractical armor...
 
2013-11-05 10:30:25 PM  

Mad_Radhu: Is Miss Brazil's costume celebrating the Brazilian custom of performing fellatio on giant black penises?


img36.imageshack.us

/runs from thread
 
2013-11-05 10:36:06 PM  

Theaetetus: [img.gawkerassets.com image 320x536]
img.fark.net
Talk about impractical armor...


Is this Miss Scotland?

"In battle, we donned a full-length ball gown covered in sequins. The idea was to blind your opponent with luxury."
 
2013-11-05 10:55:00 PM  
img.fark.net

A SWORD?!!? She violates the rule of combat for women

farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2013-11-05 10:55:08 PM  
By all means, keep nerd-raging, nerds.

img.gawkerassets.com
Meanwhile, I'll happily tap Ms. IDGAF 2013

/That you nerds don't get the acronym is highly pertinent.
//Can't wait to headshot nerds when the SHTF
///post-apoc needs SURVIVORS, not nerds.
 
2013-11-05 11:32:24 PM  
Miss USA dressed as Elton John dressed as Optimus Prime
 
2013-11-05 11:34:31 PM  

Mad_Radhu: Is Miss Brazil's costume celebrating the Brazilian custom of

children performing fellatio on giant black penises?

DeltaPunch:

img.fark.net

/runs from thread


FTFY (and included DeltaPunch's hilarious picture)
 
2013-11-05 11:35:54 PM  

talkertopc: I prefer Miss Britain and Miss Switzerland.


Agreed on Miss Britain.

img.gawkerassets.com

2.bp.blogspot.com

I'd hit that so hard they'd need King Arthur to pull me out.
 
2013-11-06 12:18:50 AM  
I want to get between those gorgeous legs of Ms. Switzerland.
 
2013-11-06 01:19:49 AM  
Costumes that represent your home? Is the pageant emcee'd by Caesar Flickerman now?
 
2013-11-06 01:32:39 AM  

Whatthefark: I want to get between those gorgeous legs of Ms. Switzerland.


She's so neutral!

img.gawkerassets.com

Tell Miss Switzerland I said...  "hello."
 
2013-11-06 05:14:27 AM  

fusillade762: talkertopc: I prefer Miss Britain and Miss Switzerland.

Agreed on Miss Britain.

[img.gawkerassets.com image 640x360]

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 638x960]

I'd hit that so hard they'd need King Arthur to pull me out.


I'll help Arthur pull, if it shortens my wait in line.  :P
 
2013-11-06 07:17:53 AM  
Somebody in Denmark needs to play an rpg video game. Sexy armor is part for the course and is usually done far better than that travesty. Go look at Skyrim for something more Viking than that.

/still wouldn't last 2 minutes
 
2013-11-06 08:28:43 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: WTF drag shows are better than that


I suppose, if that's your thing.
I'm not here to judge you bro.
 
2013-11-06 08:49:54 AM  

fusillade762: talkertopc: I prefer Miss Britain and Miss Switzerland.

Agreed on Miss Britain.

[img.gawkerassets.com image 640x360]

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 638x960]

I'd hit that so hard they'd need King Arthur to pull me out.


That second pic is horrible. She looks anime....................

She does look gorgeous, but please, can we stop with the cartoons and make with the real deal?
 
2013-11-06 10:37:42 AM  

talkertopc: I prefer Miss Britain and Miss Switzerland.


This.
 
2013-11-06 12:48:12 PM  

ChubbyTiger: Somebody in Denmark needs to play an rpg video game. Sexy armor is part for the course and is usually done far better than that travesty. Go look at Skyrim for something more Viking than that.

/still wouldn't last 2 minutes


It's a little mermaid costume. Hans Christian Andersen was Danish.
 
2013-11-06 01:04:57 PM  
scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net

Copycat chick...this is my costume from this year...made it in a day
 
2013-11-06 01:27:23 PM  

shortymac: ChubbyTiger: Somebody in Denmark needs to play an rpg video game. Sexy armor is part for the course and is usually done far better than that travesty. Go look at Skyrim for something more Viking than that.

/still wouldn't last 2 minutes

It's a little mermaid costume. Hans Christian Andersen was Danish.


Damn it. Sweden, not Denmark. Even I can't confuse a Little Mermaid costume with a Viking costume.
 
2013-11-06 04:47:29 PM  
Bizarre: The costume of Germany's Anne Julia Hagen included two inexplicable gold rings

i.dailymail.co.uk

Seriously? Der Ring des Nibelungen? Ever heard of it?
 
2013-11-06 08:30:17 PM  
I have the weirdest boner.
 
2013-11-06 10:41:10 PM  

Sgt Otter: Optimal_Illusion: She's "Come-At-Me-Bro" Optimus Prime, judging by her arm positions.

[img.gawkerassets.com image 640x833]


Ha!  That is funnier that I imagined it.
 
Displayed 37 of 37 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
Advertisement
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report