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(Right Wing News)   Obama's SS-style "civilian national security force" that is "just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded" as the military   (rightwingnews.com) divider line 178
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2013-11-05 05:44:28 PM  
This is some farking class A spin.  The article starts by saying "Anyone alarmed by reports that the Regime insists top commanders be willing to give the order to fire on American citizens will find this terrifying:" then it mentions that 9 generals have been relieved just this year.  Then the guy says:

Elections have consequences. A consequence of the obscene decision to make Barack Hussein Obama Commander in Chief of the US Armed Forces is that traditional qualifications for top officer positions no longer apply. The old officer corps must be removed to make way for a new one selected to achieve the twin objectives of diversity (i.e., white males like Washington, Lee, Grant, Pershing, Patton, MacArthur, Eisenhower, Schwarzkopf, et al. need not apply unless they are homosexual) and compliance with Obama's long-term agenda, which he has made clear entails the "fundamental transformation" of America into something no one who died for this country would recognize.

The nine include a couple who retired, a guy who groped a civilian, a guy who committed adultery which is against the code of military justice, a guy who got his ass handed to him by the Taliban beacuse he had lax security and a guy who used counterfeit money at a poker game.  AKA fired because they were white, isn't that right Gen. Roberts?


www.theblaze.com
 
2013-11-05 06:00:49 PM  
Uh-huh.
 
2013-11-05 06:01:47 PM  
is this headline even a farking sentence?
 
2013-11-05 06:07:17 PM  
you know, I thought American Thinker was full of retarded shiat, but this site take the potato.
 
2013-11-05 06:09:09 PM  
I must of missed that $600 billion line item for "Obamas secret army" in the last budget. BTW, isn't the GOP controlled house  in charge of appropriations? You would think they would notice something like that. Unless.... OMG they got to the GOP too!!
 
2013-11-05 06:09:22 PM  
Any site that boasts this picture:
www.moonbattery.com

will definitely be a bastion of civility, level-headedness and critical thought.
 
2013-11-05 06:10:41 PM  
How are we gonna pay for all those lobster dinners!?
 
2013-11-05 06:15:39 PM  
Just let me know when the Obama SS Civilian National Security Force gets a couple carrier groups.
 
2013-11-05 06:16:32 PM  
This all automaticaly true because Obama told me I could keep my insurance coverage but then the insurance company canceled it.
 
2013-11-05 06:18:23 PM  
WTF did I just read?

/it got drool on my shoes
 
2013-11-05 06:21:57 PM  

miss diminutive: Any site that boasts this picture:
[www.moonbattery.com image 423x414]

will definitely be a bastion of civility, level-headedness and critical thought.


God dammit, you made me give them a click just so I could verify you weren't shiatting me.
 
2013-11-05 06:22:20 PM  
This shiat went green?

Are you even trying anymore?
 
2013-11-05 06:23:09 PM  
I remember reading stories on Daily Kos back in the day where people were absolutely convinced that Any Day Real Soon that Bush was gonna purge the military and seize the government by force.

its just weird to see the right wing muttering the exact same stories as the loonie lefties did a couple years back.
 
2013-11-05 06:26:19 PM  

Doktor_Zhivago: This shiat went green?

Are you even trying anymore?


img.fark.net
 
2013-11-05 06:29:16 PM  

dookdookdook: miss diminutive: Any site that boasts this picture:
[www.moonbattery.com image 423x414]

will definitely be a bastion of civility, level-headedness and critical thought.

God dammit, you made me give them a click just so I could verify you weren't shiatting me.


That whole site made me feel dirty, and not in a good way. But that pic is pure gold.
 
2013-11-05 06:29:40 PM  
Hahahahahaha, suck it libs.

I bet you have no comeback to such a well sourced and researched article.
 
2013-11-05 06:31:42 PM  
That's just... I don't even.
 
2013-11-05 06:37:22 PM  
OK then.
 
2013-11-05 06:38:12 PM  

OregonVet: That's just... I don't even.


its great, isn't it?  the right wing gives some GREAT conspiracy theory these days!
 
2013-11-05 06:38:52 PM  
I thought they were for well regulated militias?
 
2013-11-05 06:48:42 PM  

Doktor_Zhivago: This shiat went green?

Are you even trying anymore?


Think of links like these as the "funny pages" of Fark, it's just something to laugh about before getting on with your day.
 
2013-11-05 07:18:50 PM  
Are these homophobic, racist crackpots still fantasizing about Obama''s 'Nazi camps' and death panels for white people?

And their rambling obsessions of big burly, hairy, 6'6 black and Hispanic over sexed camp guards with double jointed hips, they will have to eventually submit to politically, spiritually and sexually?
 
2013-11-05 07:20:40 PM  
(i.e., white males like Washington, Lee, Grant, Pershing, Patton, MacArthur, Eisenhower, Schwarzkopf, et al. need not apply unless they are homosexual)

You have to admit, a gay Patton would be pretty hilarious.
 
2013-11-05 07:29:48 PM  
Are...are they hiring?
 
2013-11-05 07:30:12 PM  

Mentat: (i.e., white males like Washington, Lee, Grant, Pershing, Patton, MacArthur, Eisenhower, Schwarzkopf, et al. need not apply unless they are homosexual)

You have to admit, a gay Patton would be pretty hilarious.


Statistically, there's a good chance one of those guys was gay.
 
2013-11-05 07:30:27 PM  
On tips from Dr. 9, ThisObamaNation, Stormfax, and Clingtomyguns. Cross posted at Moonbattery.


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Checkmate, Teatards.
 
2013-11-05 07:36:43 PM  

Dinki: I must of missed that $600 $674 billion line item for "Obamas secret army" in the last budget. BTW, isn't the GOP controlled house  in charge of appropriations? You would think they would notice something like that. Unless.... OMG they got to the GOP too!!


FTFY.  A billion here and a billion there, pretty soon you start talking about real money.
 
2013-11-05 07:49:35 PM  
Wow. Just wow.
 
2013-11-05 07:53:41 PM  
Conservative is becoming more and more synonymous with potato.
 
2013-11-05 07:56:07 PM  
After multiple top generals described to WND

img.4plebs.org
 
2013-11-05 07:58:57 PM  
2008 called and wants its conspiracy theory back.

http://www.factcheck.org/2008/11/obamas-national-security-force/
 
2013-11-05 07:58:58 PM  
Can I sign up? I wanna kick some fools in muh jackboots.
 
2013-11-05 07:59:37 PM  
Hmm, well armed civilian security force? Where have I heard that one before? Oh, right...

www.outsidethebeltway.com
 
2013-11-05 07:59:51 PM  
I get all my information from RightwingNews.  Then I pop over to DryRainstorm for the 7-day forecast.
 
2013-11-05 08:03:01 PM  
you see people! this what fluoridated water does!
 
2013-11-05 08:03:40 PM  
Benevolent misanthrope sees what you did there.

www.lib.niu.edu">
 
2013-11-05 08:04:05 PM  
I recognize all the words in TFA, but the way they're put together doesn't make a damn bit of sense. It's like some previously undiscovered version of English.
 
2013-11-05 08:04:17 PM  
TFA is just some dummy's blog comment.

If you want to rage over comments, we have enough here on Fark.
 
2013-11-05 08:05:47 PM  
can you imagine the blather if we had someone as far left as, say, earl warren or henry wallace elected to office?
www.stewwebb.com
 
2013-11-05 08:05:57 PM  
In before b.. bu.. but bush
 
2013-11-05 08:07:39 PM  
Now I get into some scrapes here on Fark, but the truth is that as long as you are 1) not lying and 2) not trying to take someone else's rights away I'll respect your opinion no matter how strongly I may disagree. Past a certain point, however, it becomes less about simply disagreeing and more about wondering how a rational person could possibly believe these claims. Our Conservative friends reached that point a while back, although they don't seem to realize it.
 
2013-11-05 08:07:45 PM  
"Secrecy, being an instrument of conspiracy, ought never to be the system of a regular government."

- Rand Paul
 
2013-11-05 08:09:03 PM  
Actually I would love it if they cut the fark out of the military and put that money into some kind of National Corps.

This country really does need serious community involvement. Two years minimum mandatory service after high school and before college, if honestly we even need college anymore.
 
2013-11-05 08:10:04 PM  

Godscrack: Are these homophobic, racist crackpots still fantasizing about Obama''s 'Nazi camps' and death panels for white people?

And their rambling obsessions of big burly, hairy, 6'6 black and Hispanic over sexed camp guards with double jointed hips, they will have to eventually submit to politically, spiritually and sexually?


Sounds like somebody needs date night.
 
2013-11-05 08:13:21 PM  
Old conspiracy theory is old
 
2013-11-05 08:14:40 PM  

log_jammin: Old conspiracy theory is old


You mean....no campsh??
 
2013-11-05 08:17:19 PM  

So made the mistake of clicking through to that shiatty blog, and I wondered, who is this idiot Jim Garrow anyway? Never heard of the farker.

Turns out he's got the inside scoop on how Fartbongo killed Tom Clancy and Breitbart, lol.



Nice catch, derp-mitter.
 
2013-11-05 08:17:28 PM  

Elegy: Hahahahahaha, suck it libs.

I bet you have no comeback to such a well sourced and researched article.


First I liked you. Then you sucked. Now I think maybe I like you again.

Also, from TFH: "just as well funded." This is where I peed myself laughing.
 
2013-11-05 08:17:47 PM  
He's been uparmoring DHS with surplus gear from the WoT....including armored vehicles.

All DHS personnel had to be qualified on pistol rifle and shotgun by Oct 1st.

That's his civilian army that rivals the military....he's not starting a new one from scratch.

The dots were there, people were too busy defending zero to put them together.


The dems are even busy trying to strip away privacy and making warrantless wiretapping and NSA asshattery legal.
 
2013-11-05 08:18:26 PM  

Uranus Is Huge!: "Secrecy, being an instrument of conspiracy, ought never to be the system of a regular government."

- Rand Paul

 Wikipedia
 
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