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(Miami Herald)   Best middle school football coach EVER fired for trying to take the team to Hooters   (miamiherald.com) divider line 157
    More: Spiffy, Hooters, middle school football coach, Randy Burbach, middle schools, KGW-TV  
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2013-11-05 04:20:09 PM
Hooters is not a strip club.  The short-shorts that the middle school girls wear regularly during the summer are more revealing.

/And probably half of the waitress are old enough to be their moms
//Some maybe actually are
 
2013-11-05 04:22:53 PM
"I think there are better locations," Soulagnet said. "The restaurant, it's good food, but I don't think it sends a message that we want to our young men."

Sounds like Soulagnet has never been to a Hooters.

/I don't mind the wings
 
2013-11-05 04:23:11 PM
He should be fired.  Hooters food sucks, and the beer is never the correct temperature.
 
2013-11-05 04:23:22 PM
"Trying?"

So not only did he get fired, the kids didn't even get to go.  Bummer.
 
2013-11-05 04:24:07 PM
I'm torn on this subject. I feel like the less bro culture passed on to kids the better but on the other hand BEWBS!
 
2013-11-05 04:24:40 PM
See, if you pick Hooter's for a middle school football team party, and someone with the power to fire you says "change the location", don't say "I'd rather lose my job than change the location of a party", because odds are you will be fired.

/Hooter's? Really?
 
2013-11-05 04:24:49 PM
Ya. shoulda suggested Twin Peaks.
 
2013-11-05 04:24:59 PM
Hooters is lame, and the food is mehhh. But I do like this: "Burbach told KGW-TV he would not bow to pressure to move the party, because he always told his boys to stand up for what they believe in"
As I do stand up for a nice rack, well  I'll probably stay sitting, but a  large part of me will be anyway.
 
2013-11-05 04:25:16 PM
Sadly we lost our Hooters in Gainesville, FL, for some unknown reason. But we now have a Wing House in it's place, down the road.
 
2013-11-05 04:25:17 PM
Girls at Hooters are dressed less scantily than girls in middle school.
 
2013-11-05 04:25:28 PM
"Burbach told KGW-TV he would not bow to pressure to move the party, because he always told his boys to stand up for what they believe in."

What a hoot!
 
2013-11-05 04:26:09 PM
Chain breastaurants for horny fratbros and middle aged men is not a good place to take middle school boys.

I mean really?
 
2013-11-05 04:27:06 PM
Raisins would have been more appropriate, don't you think?
 
2013-11-05 04:27:10 PM

super_grass: Chain breastaurants for horny fratbros and middle aged men is not a good place to take middle school boys.

I mean really?


They all have the same maturity level
 
2013-11-05 04:27:18 PM

bhcompy: Girls at Hooters are dressed less scantily than girls in middle school.


Have a seat over there.

/if they are copying their older sisters in college that statement is true.
 
2013-11-05 04:28:12 PM

Pick: Sadly we lost our Hooters in Gainesville, FL, for some unknown reason. But we now have a Wing House in it's place, down the road.


Not a fan of either but we did lose our Hooters in Ocala, but the Winghouse does have better looking whores than the hooters ever dad.

The big loss in Gainsville was the damn mellow mushroom and their tasty blt on a baguette.

You do not need a hooters in Gville, just drive up and down university.
 
2013-11-05 04:28:38 PM
This is why you should have a Booster Club that handles stuff like this.
 
2013-11-05 04:28:43 PM
Wow, if your convictions don't allow you to back down from eating at Hooters rather than being fired, you need to change up your personal philosophy.
 
2013-11-05 04:29:01 PM
To be fair, nothing goes with football like beer, hot wings, and titties.
 
2013-11-05 04:29:15 PM
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-11-05 04:29:57 PM
I am John's lack of outrage.

dealbreaker.com

Everyone that reads this thread is now corrupted.
 
2013-11-05 04:30:52 PM
My local Hooters would be a bad place for kids, but only because they get a lot of creepy homeless guys that come in to order drinks without paying. I still see people take their kids there for birthday parties, anyways.
 
2013-11-05 04:32:53 PM
Geez if you're gonna go all out like that, why not take them to the Tilted Kilt?
 
2013-11-05 04:33:14 PM
Well he taught the kids something, didn't he?


Do what your employer says or you'll lose your job, regardless of what you are standing up for.
 
2013-11-05 04:33:29 PM

justanotherfarkinfarker: bhcompy: Girls at Hooters are dressed less scantily than girls in middle school.

Have a seat over there.

/if they are copying their older sisters in college that statement is true.


I didn't realize picking up my kid in middle school qualifies me as a pedophile
 
2013-11-05 04:33:49 PM

EvilEgg: Hooters is not a strip club.  The short-shorts that the middle school girls wear regularly during the summer are more revealing.

/And probably half of the waitress are old enough to be their moms
//Some maybe actually are


This.

Tilted Kilt, now, they have some ridiculously skanky outfits.
 
2013-11-05 04:34:30 PM

super_grass: Chain breastaurants for horny fratbros and middle aged men is not a good place to take middle school boys.

I mean really?


It is a chain restaurant though. And even a non-gifted middle schooler can figure out how to find pictures of women with less clothes on than in any hooters. Hell a trip to the pool in summer and you'll see more skin.
 
2013-11-05 04:34:34 PM
Burbach told KGW-TV he would not bow to pressure to move the party, because he always told his boys to stand up for what they believe in.

He was standing up for the titties, if you know what I mean.
 
2013-11-05 04:34:38 PM
The original corporate Hooters' in the Tampa Bay area must be anomalies because their food isn't as terrible as the claims I read on Fark.
 
2013-11-05 04:35:16 PM

wichitaleaf: Ya. shoulda suggested Twin Peaks.


That is the stupidest ever "sexually suggestive" name.
It's a great TV show and that's it.
 
2013-11-05 04:35:34 PM

IC Stars: Raisins would have been more appropriate, don't you think?


You know, I watched that episode when it first aired however-many years ago, and have seen it several times in repeats, and yet I just, this very minute, got the joke in the place's name. Hooters/Raisins. Yeah.

/not all that bright
 
2013-11-05 04:36:04 PM
The food there is not worth mentioning and those boys need to be taught to foster relationships with women who have good personalities and are worthy of your time and attention.  They should not pay special attention to them because of the outfits they're wearing.  See, once you foster a relationship with a nice attractive woman and get her to trust you, you can get her to wear nothing at all and put your thing in her places.  And then, when you're tired of her nonsense, you can end that relationship respectfully and find someone else to trust you to put things in her places.  Tight shirts and tiny orange shorts is the lazy man's way.
 
2013-11-05 04:36:06 PM
They put a Hooters in Burlington here.
Lasted about 6 months.
They only hired hot high school girls in the evenings.
The hot high school girls got sick of being hit on at work.
They all quit.
They're working for your company now and have HR on speed-dial.
 
2013-11-05 04:36:45 PM
The people complaining about the choice of restaurant have clearly never been to a Hooters.
 
2013-11-05 04:37:17 PM
Any time I've been to hooters I've seen kids in there. Isn't not a farking brothel.

/It's just bar food.
//For what it is I think it's pretty good.
 
2013-11-05 04:37:18 PM

wichitaleaf: Ya. shoulda suggested Twin Peaks.


Chi-Chis?

Same meaning.
 
2013-11-05 04:37:37 PM
My old roommate and I used to go to Hooters all the time.
Mostly to drink beer and maybe snack on some okay food.
Getting to know the waitresses was convenient for the impromptu Mardi Gras Ball date or whatnot.
 
2013-11-05 04:37:42 PM
even some of the parents were complaining at that point it's time to throw in the towel.
 
2013-11-05 04:38:01 PM

tricycleracer: The original corporate Hooters' in the Tampa Bay area must be anomalies because their food isn't as terrible as the claims I read on Fark.


Its not terrible, just bland.

The Original Hooters has the added bonus of being across the street from World of Beer.
 
2013-11-05 04:38:54 PM

bhcompy: I didn't realize picking up my kid in middle school qualifies me as a pedophile


You don't even need to put in that much effort. Didn't you know just being male qualifies you as a pedophile?
 
2013-11-05 04:40:30 PM
I guess I don't see the big deal. If the end of the year party had been on a beach that is okay, but taking them to a restaurant where the women are MORE clothed is an issue? Why?
 
2013-11-05 04:40:32 PM

Big Beef Burrito: tricycleracer: The original corporate Hooters' in the Tampa Bay area must be anomalies because their food isn't as terrible as the claims I read on Fark.

Its not terrible, just bland.

The Original Hooters has the added bonus of being across the street from World of Beer.


And that shiatty bar Razzles if you want to pick up a 20-something tramp from Pinellas Park.
 
2013-11-05 04:40:54 PM

abhorrent1: bhcompy: I didn't realize picking up my kid in middle school qualifies me as a pedophile

You don't even need to put in that much effort. Didn't you know just being male qualifies you as a pedophile?


but, i don't even like feet!

in all seriousness, i feel like i'm looked at like a pedophile because my boss stop is in front of an elementary school.
 
2013-11-05 04:41:15 PM

vudukungfu: They put a Hooters in Burlington here.
Lasted about 6 months.
They only hired hot high school girls in the evenings.
The hot high school girls got sick of being hit on at work.
They all quit.
They're working for your company now and have HR on speed-dial.


I'm pretty sure the one on Canal Street in Boston closed, and the one in Salem, NH is gone, too.  While some may blame the business model in a traditional sense, I believe the folks in the Northeast won't go because they simply can't trust when an attractive woman they don't know is being nice to them.

I've also never met a person who has admitted to getting their hair cut at a Knockouts.
 
2013-11-05 04:41:49 PM
This makes me sad.....sad that the Seattle are no longer has a Hooters.
 
2013-11-05 04:41:58 PM

abhorrent1: bhcompy: I didn't realize picking up my kid in middle school qualifies me as a pedophile

You don't even need to put in that much effort. Didn't you know just being male qualifies you as a pedophile?


ALL MALES in the same 500 km radius as a child is a pedophile. If that child happens to be a girl, you are a super pedophile rapist heathen.
 
2013-11-05 04:42:26 PM

tricycleracer: Big Beef Burrito: tricycleracer: The original corporate Hooters' in the Tampa Bay area must be anomalies because their food isn't as terrible as the claims I read on Fark.

Its not terrible, just bland.

The Original Hooters has the added bonus of being across the street from World of Beer.

And that shiatty bar Razzles if you want to pick up a 20-something tramp from Pinellas Park.


LOL. I've never been in Razzles. I would have thought 40-year-old leather bag lady who looks 60.

Pete & Shorty's fried pickles gets my money.
 
2013-11-05 04:43:06 PM

tricycleracer: The original corporate Hooters' in the Tampa Bay area must be anomalies because their food isn't as terrible as the claims I read on Fark.


It's fark. Don't you know you have to hate any "mainstream" chain and tell everyone how the obscure places you go to eat are better than the places everyone else likes?

/Just like the beer threads.
 
2013-11-05 04:43:40 PM
Used to take my grand son to Hooters when he was fourteen, no big whoop.
He did spend the rest of the afternoon in his bunk for some reason.
 
2013-11-05 04:43:44 PM
"Best coach ever" only if there are no Tilted Kilts or Twin Peaks in this town.

/the food at both are 10 times better
//the outfits are 50 times less tacky
///and the girls are 100 times hotter
 
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