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(Toronto Star)   "Oh, you meant crack COCAINE. Sure, I've smoked it. What aboot it?"   (thestar.com) divider line 195
    More: Dumbass, Community Code of Conduct, Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, crack cocaine  
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2013-11-05 02:33:32 PM  
"Probably in one of my drunken stupors" is my new go-to excuse.
 
2013-11-05 02:34:46 PM  
But the police chief should totally still resign, right Doug?
 
2013-11-05 02:37:06 PM  
He wants everybody in the city to see the tape?  Well, alrighty then!

Do proceed.
 
2013-11-05 02:37:26 PM  
www.canindia.com
Look, I can't keep track of the stuff I did when I was sh*t-faced! I probably murdered a bunch of hobos for all I know!
 
2013-11-05 02:37:35 PM  
"So, I wasn't lying. You didn't ask the correct questions," Ford said.

You see, this is just like when Clinton was asked about having sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky. He wasn't technically lying because reporters didn't correctly ask him if she was just blowing him in the Oval Office and getting semen on her dress.
 
2013-11-05 02:39:19 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: "Probably in one of my drunken stupors" is my new go-to excuse.


This.

I love this story so much I want to fark it. I wish it would never end.

sadly, I expect the resignation happens before the weekend.
 
2013-11-05 02:40:25 PM  

miss diminutive: "So, I wasn't lying. You didn't ask the correct questions," Ford said.

You see, this is just like when Clinton was asked about having sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky. He wasn't technically lying because reporters didn't correctly ask him if she was just blowing him in the Oval Office and getting semen on her dress.


The beauty of that line is that lots of reporters asked him if he'd ever smoked crack, he just never answered them. He would only answer stuff like "do you smoke crack?"
 
2013-11-05 02:46:24 PM  
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Dude, I was so wasted that I thought it was a cop's breathalyzer!
I took three hits, partied for 60 hours then ate a whole buffet - bread sticks & all!
It was EPIC!
 
2013-11-05 02:47:57 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: "Probably in one of my drunken stupors" is my new go-to excuse.


I have never been so drunk that I did crack cocaine and then also forgot about it.
 
2013-11-05 02:57:09 PM  
He looks like the combination of too much alcohol and crack cocaine would send his blood pressure so high that his head would just pop off.
 
2013-11-05 03:02:23 PM  
"Probably in one of my drunken stupors"

- Rob Ford, hero to Farkers everywhere
 
2013-11-05 03:06:45 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: "Probably in one of my drunken stupors" is my new go-to excuse.


It's been mine for a long time. I've discovered it has limited uses.
 
2013-11-05 03:09:18 PM  
How much beer would it take to get that guy drunk to begin with. I mean, probably not Andre the Giant drunk, but still....
 
2013-11-05 03:13:55 PM  

plushpuppy: God Is My Co-Pirate: "Probably in one of my drunken stupors" is my new go-to excuse.

I have never been so drunk that I did crack cocaine and then also forgot about it.


Sounds like you need a night out with La Fin Du Monde.

www.unibroue.com

Worst. Night. Evar.
 
2013-11-05 03:16:11 PM  
You can't get a proper drunken stupor with beer.
 
2013-11-05 03:16:56 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: "Probably in one of my drunken stupors" is my new go-to excuse.


I saw that quote on Twitter and thought it was satire. My god.
 
2013-11-05 03:17:03 PM  

miss diminutive: Worst. Night. Evar.


I like that stuff, but I wouldn't want to drink it all night.
 
2013-11-05 03:33:23 PM  

plushpuppy: I have never been so drunk that I did crack cocaine and then also forgot about it.


How would you know?  I mean, if you were so drunk that you forgot about it and all.
 
2013-11-05 03:35:05 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: "Probably in one of my drunken stupors" is my new go-to excuse.


Surprisingly it doesn't seem to work as well in the real world as it does if you are a major politician.
 
2013-11-05 03:39:07 PM  

miss diminutive: plushpuppy: God Is My Co-Pirate: "Probably in one of my drunken stupors" is my new go-to excuse.

I have never been so drunk that I did crack cocaine and then also forgot about it.

Sounds like you need a night out with La Fin Du Monde.

[www.unibroue.com image 410x438]

Worst. Night. Evar.


I'm partial to La Maudite myself.
 
2013-11-05 03:50:24 PM  
Its actually pretty tough to smoke crack in a drunk stupor- unless someone else packs the pipe and lights it and holds it for you and all you have to do is inhale. Im guessing that is what happened here.

Newbies to crack usually need help to smoke it properly.
 
2013-11-05 03:50:58 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: miss diminutive: plushpuppy: God Is My Co-Pirate: "Probably in one of my drunken stupors" is my new go-to excuse.

I have never been so drunk that I did crack cocaine and then also forgot about it.

Sounds like you need a night out with La Fin Du Monde.

[www.unibroue.com image 410x438]

Worst. Night. Evar.

I'm partial to La Maudite myself.


here too.
 
2013-11-05 03:52:15 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: miss diminutive: plushpuppy: God Is My Co-Pirate: "Probably in one of my drunken stupors" is my new go-to excuse.

I have never been so drunk that I did crack cocaine and then also forgot about it.

Sounds like you need a night out with La Fin Du Monde.

[www.unibroue.com image 410x438]

Worst. Night. Evar.

I'm partial to La Maudite myself.


You misspelled Mothers Milk.
 
2013-11-05 03:53:27 PM  
the press conference is in about 8 mins.  should be good... a 'live' feed here (about a min. behind)
 
2013-11-05 03:58:52 PM  
Announcement coming.

"Fark you all, I'm never gonna quit!"

or

"I'm stepping aside and my brother Doug is taking over."
 
2013-11-05 03:59:15 PM  

miss diminutive: plushpuppy: God Is My Co-Pirate: "Probably in one of my drunken stupors" is my new go-to excuse.

I have never been so drunk that I did crack cocaine and then also forgot about it.

Sounds like you need a night out with La Fin Du Monde.

[www.unibroue.com image 410x438]

Worst. Night. Evar.


My knowledge of French is almost non-existent, but even I know that name translates to The End of the World. How exactly did you expect the night to go? :D
 
2013-11-05 04:01:37 PM  
I don't know what I was expecting him to say, but whatever it was, that wasn't it.

Good grief.
 
2013-11-05 04:01:41 PM  
Apparently most of the redacted bits of the police documents released a few days ago will now be released, I wonder if that was what changed Rob's mind about coming clean?
 
2013-11-05 04:02:21 PM  
This is just A+ outstanding all the way.
 
2013-11-05 04:03:25 PM  

miss diminutive: plushpuppy: God Is My Co-Pirate: "Probably in one of my drunken stupors" is my new go-to excuse.

I have never been so drunk that I did crack cocaine and then also forgot about it.

Sounds like you need a night out with La Fin Du Monde.

[www.unibroue.com image 410x438]

Worst. Night. Evar.


Hmmm...I'm intrigued. About the drink, I mean.
 
2013-11-05 04:06:11 PM  
I think the excuse "You don't understand, I wasn't like I just went out and smoked crack, I must have just been so blasted out of my mind so I somehow ended up smoking crack" probably sounded better in his head.
 
2013-11-05 04:09:25 PM  

sno man: the press conference is in about 8 mins.  should be good... a 'live' feed here (about a min. behind)


Holy crap that dude checking the mic is the most hipster thing I've seen in a long time.
 
2013-11-05 04:09:53 PM  
the story of just walking by the crack house for that picture took another hit today, it turns out he was paying some of the bills for the house at that address.  There may also have been some expedited city repairs in front of that address.
 
2013-11-05 04:10:06 PM  

nmrsnr: Holy crap that dude checking the mic is the most hipster thing I've seen in a long time.


It's.. Beautiful
 
2013-11-05 04:10:46 PM  

SurfaceTension: miss diminutive: plushpuppy: God Is My Co-Pirate: "Probably in one of my drunken stupors" is my new go-to excuse.

I have never been so drunk that I did crack cocaine and then also forgot about it.

Sounds like you need a night out with La Fin Du Monde.

[www.unibroue.com image 410x438]

Worst. Night. Evar.

Hmmm...I'm intrigued. About the drink, I mean.


9% live beer. Quite bitter.. like mouth-numbing. They come in normal bottles and 750ml bottles. My record is 4 of the 750s in an evening but I'm not sure as the floor pissed me off so I had to fight it.
 
2013-11-05 04:12:56 PM  
Something was funny.
 
2013-11-05 04:13:01 PM  
Is this guy even a bad mayor?... aside from the crack thing obviously.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-11-05 04:13:57 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-11-05 04:14:04 PM  

costermonger: Something was funny.


"Mom, I can't talk right now!" apparently.

Headso: Is this guy even a bad mayor?... aside from the crack thing obviously.


He's pretty useless.
 
2013-11-05 04:14:23 PM  

Headso: Is this guy even a bad mayor?... aside from the crack thing obviously.


he'd be a great mayor of a small town.  Toronto is not a small town.
 
2013-11-05 04:14:27 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: "Probably in one of my drunken stupors" is my new go-to excuse.


I was sticking with 'Mah mufflah fell out', but this has definite possibilities.
 
2013-11-05 04:15:50 PM  

sno man: the story of just walking by the crack house for that picture took another hit today, it turns out he was paying some of the bills for the house at that address.  There may also have been some expedited city repairs in front of that address.


Is there any word on him possibly being tied to ownership?  The only thing that makes this even more ridiculous is of Rob Ford owns his own private crack house.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-11-05 04:16:47 PM  
He smoked crack only because he's a drunk??

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-11-05 04:17:20 PM  

costermonger: miss diminutive: "So, I wasn't lying. You didn't ask the correct questions," Ford said.

You see, this is just like when Clinton was asked about having sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky. He wasn't technically lying because reporters didn't correctly ask him if she was just blowing him in the Oval Office and getting semen on her dress.

The beauty of that line is that lots of reporters asked him if he'd ever smoked crack, he just never answered them. He would only answer stuff like "do you smoke crack?"


Big heaping pile of THIS.
 
2013-11-05 04:17:38 PM  
What did we really expect from two Canadian brothers named Bob and Doug?

If they have a dog named Hosehead I'm going into a drunken stupor.
 
2013-11-05 04:18:08 PM  
Okay Canadian Farkers, why are these right wing conservatives winning elections lately? Thought you guys were cool.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-11-05 04:18:10 PM  
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If he is mayor when does he get the time to do unskewedpolls.com?
 
2013-11-05 04:18:23 PM  
Why did chris Farley have to die? This would have been the role of a lifetime. Or he lived this role and is now dead.
 
2013-11-05 04:19:25 PM  

Darth_Lukecash: Okay Canadian Farkers, why are these right wing conservatives winning elections lately? Thought you guys were cool.


We've got our fair share of people who respond to "fark everything, cut taxes!"
 
2013-11-05 04:19:35 PM  

nmrsnr: sno man: the press conference is in about 8 mins.  should be good... a 'live' feed here (about a min. behind)

Holy crap that dude checking the mic is the most hipster thing I've seen in a long time.


Time stamp?  I've missed him twice.
 
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