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(ESPN)   The Nick Foles era has arrived with the Eagles making a big jump; the Packers drop with their offense being reduced to Eddie Lacey. I don't know what's going on with all those other threads, but THIS is your week 10 ESPN Power Rankings thread   (espn.go.com) divider line 166
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2013-11-05 01:24:51 PM
Dropping a spot to #3 on our countdown this week... THE DENVER BRONCOS!

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2013-11-05 01:30:18 PM
The Ravens dropped to #21 :( Even worse, I drafted Ray Rice #3 overall in my league. They've just disappointed all around.
 
2013-11-05 01:31:49 PM
Eddie Lacy.
 
2013-11-05 01:36:53 PM

nmrsnr: The Ravens dropped to #21 :( Even worse, I drafted Ray Rice #3 overall in my league. They've just disappointed all around.


Take heart, though.  ESPN has Baltimore at 4-4.
 
2013-11-05 01:38:12 PM

nmrsnr: The Ravens dropped to #21 :( Even worse, I drafted Ray Rice #3 overall in my league. They've just disappointed all around.


Could be worse. I was down by only 3 points going into Monday night's game with Aaron "Discount Farking Double Check" Rodgers playing and him being out of guys.

Then Rodgers gets his ass knocked out. I lost by less than 1 point.
 
2013-11-05 02:00:09 PM
Sorry for the confusion on the weekly power rankings thread, didn't realize you guys only wanted the ESPN link for these. Will let the other admins know so that we can avoid the confusion in the future.
 
2013-11-05 02:01:18 PM
See, now THAT is how a bottom 6 should look.
 
2013-11-05 02:03:02 PM
That's lacy, subby.

Also go pack. Unless they don't pick any qb up. In which go pack will be deciphered from my mouth in spite of beer gargling and sobbing...which is only different due to the sobbing really.

We need these next few games.
 
2013-11-05 02:03:24 PM

www.theclevelandfan.com

 
2013-11-05 02:04:17 PM

thecpt: That's lacy, subby.

Also go pack. Unless they don't pick any qb up. In which go pack will be deciphered from my mouth in spite of beer gargling and sobbing...which is only different due to the sobbing really.

We need these next few games.


Ya say you're in need of a Quarterback?

scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-11-05 02:05:49 PM
From the closed thread:

Di Atribe:

img.fark.net

OK I don't know if this is going to be the thread, but in case it is, here's the graph. I have to go to a meeting in Dallas (LOUSY scheduling, don't they know it's Rankings Tuesday?), and I won't be back until 3 or 4 CST. I didn't want my beautiful angels to be without. If we end up with a different thread, then I can post it there or one of you can do it, I don't care! Other info to come. Kiss kiss love you all.*
*mostly
 
2013-11-05 02:06:00 PM

CavalierEternal: thecpt: That's lacy, subby.

Also go pack. Unless they don't pick any qb up. In which go pack will be deciphered from my mouth in spite of beer gargling and sobbing...which is only different due to the sobbing really.

We need these next few games.

Ya say you're in need of a Quarterback?


Yes we do. I fail to see the relevance of your picture though.
 
2013-11-05 02:06:47 PM

CavalierEternal: thecpt: That's lacy, subby.

Also go pack. Unless they don't pick any qb up. In which go pack will be deciphered from my mouth in spite of beer gargling and sobbing...which is only different due to the sobbing really.

We need these next few games.

Ya say you're in need of a Quarterback?

[scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net image 640x400]


Wrong brown:

blog.cleveland.com
 
2013-11-05 02:08:13 PM

Polish Hussar: From the closed thread:

Di Atribe:

[img.fark.net image 850x986]

OK I don't know if this is going to be the thread, but in case it is, here's the graph. I have to go to a meeting in Dallas (LOUSY scheduling, don't they know it's Rankings Tuesday?), and I won't be back until 3 or 4 CST. I didn't want my beautiful angels to be without. If we end up with a different thread, then I can post it there or one of you can do it, I don't care! Other info to come. Kiss kiss love you all.*
*mostly


Not sure if it's my internet filter.... I don;t see the picture.
 
2013-11-05 02:08:17 PM

Unfreakable: Sorry for the confusion on the weekly power rankings thread, didn't realize you guys only wanted the ESPN link for these. Will let the other admins know so that we can avoid the confusion in the future.


*thumbs up*

Thanks.
 
2013-11-05 02:08:18 PM

Unfreakable: Sorry for the confusion on the weekly power rankings thread, didn't realize you guys only wanted the ESPN link for these. Will let the other admins know so that we can avoid the confusion in the future.


This isn't the Politics tab. Over here, we rely on consistent data sources so that we can have informed, reasonable debate.
 
2013-11-05 02:09:57 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: See, now THAT is how a bottom 6 should look.


Di's graf really does that justice. It's dead down there.
 
2013-11-05 02:10:15 PM

rumpelstiltskin: Unfreakable: Sorry for the confusion on the weekly power rankings thread, didn't realize you guys only wanted the ESPN link for these. Will let the other admins know so that we can avoid the confusion in the future.

This isn't the Politics tab. Over here, we rely on consistent data sources so that we can have informed, reasonable debate.


TONY ROMO IS THE WORST QUARTERBACK IN THE NFL AND THE COWBOYS WOULD BE BETTER OFF WITH TEBOW
 
2013-11-05 02:10:29 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Polish Hussar: From the closed thread:

Di Atribe:

[img.fark.net image 850x986]

OK I don't know if this is going to be the thread, but in case it is, here's the graph. I have to go to a meeting in Dallas (LOUSY scheduling, don't they know it's Rankings Tuesday?), and I won't be back until 3 or 4 CST. I didn't want my beautiful angels to be without. If we end up with a different thread, then I can post it there or one of you can do it, I don't care! Other info to come. Kiss kiss love you all.*
*mostly

Not sure if it's my internet filter.... I don;t see the picture.


It is there.
 
2013-11-05 02:10:46 PM

Unfreakable: Sorry for the confusion on the weekly power rankings thread, didn't realize you guys only wanted the ESPN link for these. Will let the other admins know so that we can avoid the confusion in the future.


Thanks!
 
2013-11-05 02:11:03 PM

Captain Steroid: Dropping a spot to #3 on our countdown this week... THE DENVER BRONCOS!

[i1182.photobucket.com image 500x384]


Jack Del Rio is the new head coach. They had a crummy week.
 
2013-11-05 02:11:10 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Polish Hussar: From the closed thread:

Di Atribe:

[img.fark.net image 850x986]

OK I don't know if this is going to be the thread, but in case it is, here's the graph. I have to go to a meeting in Dallas (LOUSY scheduling, don't they know it's Rankings Tuesday?), and I won't be back until 3 or 4 CST. I didn't want my beautiful angels to be without. If we end up with a different thread, then I can post it there or one of you can do it, I don't care! Other info to come. Kiss kiss love you all.*
*mostly

Not sure if it's my internet filter.... I don;t see the picture.


Is anyone else having this problem?  It showed up in preview and it's showing up in the thread for me
 
2013-11-05 02:11:33 PM

CavalierEternal: rumpelstiltskin: Unfreakable: Sorry for the confusion on the weekly power rankings thread, didn't realize you guys only wanted the ESPN link for these. Will let the other admins know so that we can avoid the confusion in the future.

This isn't the Politics tab. Over here, we rely on consistent data sources so that we can have informed, reasonable debate.

TONY ROMO IS THE WORST QUARTERBACK IN THE NFL AND THE COWBOYS WOULD BE BETTER OFF WITH TEBOW


WARRIORS CODE.
 
2013-11-05 02:12:16 PM

CavalierEternal: This isn't the Politics tab. Over here, we rely on consistent data sources so that we can have informed, reasonable debate.

TONY ROMO IS THE WORST QUARTERBACK IN THE history of the NFL AND THE COWBOYS WOULD BE BETTER OFF have won 4 Super Bowls WITH TEBOW

 
2013-11-05 02:12:28 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Polish Hussar: From the closed thread:

Di Atribe:

[img.fark.net image 850x986]

OK I don't know if this is going to be the thread, but in case it is, here's the graph. I have to go to a meeting in Dallas (LOUSY scheduling, don't they know it's Rankings Tuesday?), and I won't be back until 3 or 4 CST. I didn't want my beautiful angels to be without. If we end up with a different thread, then I can post it there or one of you can do it, I don't care! Other info to come. Kiss kiss love you all.*
*mostly

Not sure if it's my internet filter.... I don;t see the picture.


Looks OK to me.

/GRAF
 
2013-11-05 02:12:36 PM
Even if Percy Harvin comes back next week, that won't address the fact that the Seahawks' defense is honest-to-God Charmin Soft®  against the run. And, in general, they don't really run any particularly in-depth schemes or make many noticeable in-game adjustments. They can just kinda throw out 11 guys in vanilla packages and say "ok, uh, someone do something" and ignore little things like, I don't know, Bobby Wagner being incapable of covering anyone out of TB's backfield on Sunday.
 
2013-11-05 02:12:48 PM

CavalierEternal: rumpelstiltskin: Unfreakable: Sorry for the confusion on the weekly power rankings thread, didn't realize you guys only wanted the ESPN link for these. Will let the other admins know so that we can avoid the confusion in the future.

This isn't the Politics tab. Over here, we rely on consistent data sources so that we can have informed, reasonable debate.

TONY ROMO IS THE WORST QUARTERBACK IN THE NFL AND THE COWBOYS WOULD BE BETTER OFF WITH TEBOW


Deep thoughts with CavalierEternal
 
2013-11-05 02:12:52 PM

Polish Hussar: Jim from Saint Paul: 

Is anyone else having this problem?  It showed up in preview and it's showing up in the thread for me


I see it.
 
2013-11-05 02:12:54 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: CavalierEternal: rumpelstiltskin: Unfreakable: Sorry for the confusion on the weekly power rankings thread, didn't realize you guys only wanted the ESPN link for these. Will let the other admins know so that we can avoid the confusion in the future.

This isn't the Politics tab. Over here, we rely on consistent data sources so that we can have informed, reasonable debate.

TONY ROMO IS THE WORST QUARTERBACK IN THE NFL AND THE COWBOYS WOULD BE BETTER OFF WITH TEBOW

WARRIORS CODE.


MICKEY, YA GOT THE WARRIOR'S SOUL
 
2013-11-05 02:13:51 PM

This Looks Fun: Polish Hussar: Jim from Saint Paul: 

Is anyone else having this problem?  It showed up in preview and it's showing up in the thread for me

I see it.


DAMN YOU WEBSENSE.
 
2013-11-05 02:14:21 PM

rumpelstiltskin: Unfreakable: Sorry for the confusion on the weekly power rankings thread, didn't realize you guys only wanted the ESPN link for these. Will let the other admins know so that we can avoid the confusion in the future.

This isn't the Politics tab. Over here, we rely on consistent data sources so that we can have informed, reasonable debate.


Not to mention that the Ravens suddenly jumped to a 4-4 record.

Now if only there was something they could do for the Eagles.
 
2013-11-05 02:15:59 PM

RumsfeldsReplacement: CavalierEternal: rumpelstiltskin: Unfreakable: Sorry for the confusion on the weekly power rankings thread, didn't realize you guys only wanted the ESPN link for these. Will let the other admins know so that we can avoid the confusion in the future.

This isn't the Politics tab. Over here, we rely on consistent data sources so that we can have informed, reasonable debate.

TONY ROMO IS THE WORST QUARTERBACK IN THE NFL AND THE COWBOYS WOULD BE BETTER OFF WITH TEBOW

Deep thoughts with CavalierEternal


I'm kidding, guy.

I'm a Browns fan, I know damn well that the worst Quarterback in the NFL is buried at #2 on our depth chart right now.
 
2013-11-05 02:15:59 PM

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Welcome, back, one and all, to the trivia game where there are only three rules; don't look up the answers, don't look up Di Atribe's skirt, and don't look up my posting history because it's pretty embarrassing. There has been a major malfunction with trivia this week, unfortunately. My monitor is busted and all of my questions are coming out blue. That's right, everything this week will be blue. You can call it my blue period, which explains the color of the fluid they use in those maxipad commercials.

We have 10 questions this week, in 3 categories:  I Just Blue MyselfBlue Man Group, and  People Who Blue It. As always stick around for the end of the quiz so you can fill in your answer sheet and show us how smart you are.

I Just Blue Myself:
Who plays in these blued-out stadiums?
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Blue Man Group
Who are these blue men?
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People Who Blew It:

1. Which team gives the 4th Down Marker guy the blues by having never attempted a 4th down?

2. Which team's quarterbacks are black and blue because they get sacked the most?

3. Which NFL team with a blue logo has played 4 consecutive teams with blue logos and has 2 more teams with blue logos scheduled next?

4. How many teams with blue logos are in last place in their division? (Note that the Jaguars pseudo-blue-green color doesn't count.)

ANSWER SHEET:

I Just Blue Myself:


1. Stadium -
2. Stadium -
3. Stadium -

Blue Man Group:

1. Hulking Blue Man -
2. Diving Blue Man -
3. Celebrating Blue Man -

People Who Blue It:

1. No 4th down attempts -
2. Most sacks allowed -
3. String of blue opponents -
4. Last place blues

That's it! Good luck!
 
2013-11-05 02:16:03 PM
From the closed thread:

DoomPaul: Oh god there are 14 teams with more wins than all of Florida's teams combined. Good thing our college teams are doing good, well except for the Gators.


Wow. That's incredibad.
 
2013-11-05 02:16:12 PM

rumpelstiltskin: Unfreakable: Sorry for the confusion on the weekly power rankings thread, didn't realize you guys only wanted the ESPN link for these. Will let the other admins know so that we can avoid the confusion in the future.

This isn't the Politics tab. Over here, we rely on consistent data sources so that we can have informed, reasonable debate.


You take that back!  World Net Daily is consistent!

I also like how the standings (& rankings) point to a potential Seattle/Kansas City Super Bowl.
 
2013-11-05 02:16:26 PM
Buffalo has 3 quarterbacks with about the same experience, playing time and, seemingly, potential. I don't know what this means other than if we keep all 3, we should be good for a few seasons. As long as they are going to get hurt every 3rd game.
 
2013-11-05 02:16:48 PM
The Lions should be ranked above the Bears.
 
2013-11-05 02:17:05 PM

Polish Hussar: Not sure if it's my internet filter.... I don;t see the picture.

Is anyone else having this problem? It showed up in preview and it's showing up in the thread for me


I don't know how it could be blocked, all images are hosted on Fark.net now

i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-05 02:18:39 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-11-05 02:18:39 PM
My god the Falcons suck. They suck on Offense. They suck on Defense. And their Special Teams is more like "Special Ed". They can't run the ball. They can't throw the ball, and Heaven forbid they actually make it into the Red Zone...no can haz Red Zone conversion. NOT YOURS.

Is it baseball season yet?
 
2013-11-05 02:19:29 PM

img.fark.net

 
2013-11-05 02:20:18 PM
Hey could somebody post the GRAF?
 
2013-11-05 02:20:35 PM

thecpt: That's lacy, subby.


Yeah, sorry, spell check can't do everything, apparently.

But since this went green, here's the FARK/FAIL ratings for week 10:

1) Kansas City (1)
2) Seattle (4)
3) Denver (3)
T-4) New England (7)
T-4) New Orleans (6)
6) Indianapolis (2)
7) San Francisco (5)
8) Cincinnati (8)
9) Green Bay (11)
10) Carolina (12)
11) Detroit (10)
12) Chicago (9)
13) Dallas (13)
14) Tennessee (16)
15) Arizona (17)
16) New York Jets (14)
17) Sand Diego (15)
18) Miami (19)
19) Cleveland (18)
20) Baltimore (21)
21) Philadelphia (20)
22) Washington (22)
23) Oakland (24)
24) Buffalo (23)
25) Atlanta (26)
26) Pittsburgh (27)
27) St. Louis (25)
28) New York Giants (29)
29) Houston (28)
30) Minnesota (30)
31) Tampa Bay (31)
32) Jacksonville (32)

Parentheses are ESPN's ranks

The Colts Are Too Damn High: -4 compared to ESPN
The Patriots Are Too Damn Low*: +3 compared to ESPN

*did I really just type that?
 
2013-11-05 02:22:23 PM

Treygreen13: don't look up Di Atribe's skir


You are not my dad! I like looking up her skirt!
 
2013-11-05 02:22:24 PM

highbrow45: The Lions should be ranked above the Bears.


Sadly, yes.  I guess we'll see soon enough.

By the way, you're welcome for knocking Rodgers out.
 
2013-11-05 02:23:07 PM
I'm offended that my Browns are the only team on that graph that don't have a derogatory nick name.
 
2013-11-05 02:23:25 PM

ariseatex: rumpelstiltskin: Unfreakable: Sorry for the confusion on the weekly power rankings thread, didn't realize you guys only wanted the ESPN link for these. Will let the other admins know so that we can avoid the confusion in the future.

This isn't the Politics tab. Over here, we rely on consistent data sources so that we can have informed, reasonable debate.

You take that back!  World Net Daily is consistent!

I also like how the standings (& rankings) point to a potential Seattle/Kansas City Super Bowl.


I don't think it's out of the question, but the KC offense needs to practice if that's going to happen.
We'll know better in two weeks.
 
2013-11-05 02:23:31 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-11-05 02:23:33 PM
I just blue myself
 
2013-11-05 02:24:21 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Polish Hussar: From the closed thread:

Di Atribe:

[img.fark.net image 850x986]

OK I don't know if this is going to be the thread, but in case it is, here's the graph. I have to go to a meeting in Dallas (LOUSY scheduling, don't they know it's Rankings Tuesday?), and I won't be back until 3 or 4 CST. I didn't want my beautiful angels to be without. If we end up with a different thread, then I can post it there or one of you can do it, I don't care! Other info to come. Kiss kiss love you all.*
*mostly

Not sure if it's my internet filter.... I don;t see the picture.


Has Di friended you yet?
 
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