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(Contact Music)   The latest from Courtney Love: "Oh yeah (hic), a lot of big name actors (uuurrrppp) tried to get into my pants (scritch scratch) to get the role of my dead husband (baaaarfff)...rilly they did (braaap)"   (contactmusic.com) divider line 53
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2013-11-05 03:43:45 PM  
penguinssauce.com
 
2013-11-05 03:44:06 PM  
Dear Courtney Love,

Can you like go away somewhere and not return for another 20 or so years? Please!!!

Signed,
mafiageek1980
 
2013-11-05 03:47:15 PM  
For some reason, I am just fine without pics for this thread.
 
2013-11-05 03:47:27 PM  
Ew, did she fart the end?
 
2013-11-05 03:48:00 PM  

mafiageek1980: Dear Courtney Love,

Can you like go away somewhere and not return for another 20 or so years? Please!!!

Signed,
mafiageek1980


But she could be dead by the...oooooooooh.
 
2013-11-05 03:48:08 PM  
She needs to go on a blind date with a tire shredder.
 
2013-11-05 03:48:27 PM  
Hoochy girl with the crazy eyes.
 
2013-11-05 03:49:50 PM  
crazy thing is there were a couple of times she was attractive...when she was in the movies "man on the moon" and "people vs larry flint"

and that's the ONLY times
before and after those movies, she was a repulsive pile of heroin addicted yoko ono
 
2013-11-05 03:51:24 PM  
Young actors want to sleep with your daughter, Courtney. Not you. Never you.
 
2013-11-05 03:58:40 PM  
I love how she states she'll never sleep with anyone under 39.
Don't worry, Oko.
 
2013-11-05 04:00:19 PM  

HKWolf: Young actors want to sleep with your daughter, Courtney. Not you. Never you.


Now to be fair if they are method actors they might want to sleep with Courtney to see why Cobain killed himself.
 
2013-11-05 04:00:35 PM  
I kinda feel bad for her. She wasn't THIS crazy before Kurt went boom.
 
2013-11-05 04:07:13 PM  
The only way I'll believe that is if in her case the camera adds ten pounds of crusted on filth, grease and bacteria.
 
2013-11-05 04:07:23 PM  

A Terrible Human: HKWolf: Young actors want to sleep with your daughter, Courtney. Not you. Never you.

Now to be fair if they are method actors they might want to sleep with Courtney to see why Cobain killed himself.


You! You owe me a new keyboard, lol!
 
2013-11-05 04:11:17 PM  

HKWolf: Young actors want to sleep with your daughter, Courtney. Not you. Never you.


No thanks, I'd be worried about a shotgun wedding
 
2013-11-05 04:11:30 PM  

bungle_jr: crazy thing is there were a couple of times she was attractive...when she was in the movies "man on the moon" and "people vs larry flint"

and that's the ONLY times
before and after those movies, she was a repulsive pile of heroin addicted yoko ono


I would have farked the hell out the Live Through This Courtney.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-11-05 04:15:29 PM  
The following people might want to visit their local free clinic:


http://www.whosdatedwho.com/tpx_578/courtney-love/
 
2013-11-05 04:17:48 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: bungle_jr: crazy thing is there were a couple of times she was attractive...when she was in the movies "man on the moon" and "people vs larry flint"

and that's the ONLY times
before and after those movies, she was a repulsive pile of heroin addicted yoko ono

I would have farked the hell out the Live Through This Courtney.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 433x301]


The problem is, in either the lead up to, or the aftermath of the event, you'd have to talk to her. Trust me, you don't want to do that.
 
2013-11-05 04:26:14 PM  

forgotmydamnusername: Hillbilly Jim: bungle_jr: crazy thing is there were a couple of times she was attractive...when she was in the movies "man on the moon" and "people vs larry flint"

and that's the ONLY times
before and after those movies, she was a repulsive pile of heroin addicted yoko ono

I would have farked the hell out the Live Through This Courtney.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 433x301]

The problem is, in either the lead up to, or the aftermath of the event, you'd have to talk to her. Trust me, you don't want to do that.


Like hell. That's what chloroform is for. She used to be kinda hot, but I don't think she's ever not been crazy. I'm betting she's farking amazballs in bed.
 
2013-11-05 04:33:47 PM  

strangeguitar: I love how she states she'll never sleep with anyone under 39.
Don't worry, Oko.


I'm 57 and wouldn't touch that with Kurt's dead dick.
 
2013-11-05 04:34:26 PM  
blog.thefaceexperts.com
Big-name actors
blog.thefaceexperts.com
tried to
 
2013-11-05 04:48:24 PM  

Ronnie_Zman: [penguinssauce.com image 217x199]


Done in one.
 
2013-11-05 04:53:26 PM  
Cant we just send her a lot of drugs and just pray for an overdose?
 
2013-11-05 04:54:22 PM  
I never thought I would hear myself make this noise but.......Ewww!
 
2013-11-05 05:12:42 PM  
Some guys can't get properly hard without the sight of a prolapsed cervix peeking out from what looks like an abalone with Parkinson's drooling a lime Lola.

img.en.china.cn

By the way, the smell is proportional. The evil puppet head screeching "KURT! HEROIN! KURT! HEROIN!" is optional.
 
2013-11-05 05:14:23 PM  
Eww.
 
2013-11-05 05:25:09 PM  
If this is even remotely true, then actors tend to be a more desperate and insane lot than I'd ever imagined.
"Hey, I REALLY want to get the crabs and star in a movie that will lead to the utter destruction of what potential career I could have had."

Back in 1999 when I worked at an airport cleaning planes, I saw someone I SWEAR was Courney Love. Long blonde hair, too much neon red lipstick. I wasn't 100% sure it was her until witnessing her drunken\stoned attempts at walking down the aisle.
 
2013-11-05 05:26:16 PM  

groppet: Cant we just send her a lot of drugs and just pray for an overdose?


I'm not looking forward to when Nirvana gets into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. She was already on my shiat list, but crossed over into DIAF territory when she had her hissy fit when Dave Grohl, Pat Smear and Krist Novoselic jammed with Paul McCartney at a few shows.
 
2013-11-05 05:33:23 PM  
Courtney Love circa The People Vs. Larry Flint-era was not terribly bad looking.
 
2013-11-05 05:33:28 PM  
Sure that makes sense.

"Hey, you know else used to put their penis in you? Your dead husband! I should totally play him a movie. You are the casting director for the film, right?"
 
2013-11-05 06:08:40 PM  
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-11-05 06:22:52 PM  

Gunderson: The following people might want to visit their local free clinic:


http://www.whosdatedwho.com/tpx_578/courtney-love/



That last guy Noel Fielding went blonde around the time he dated her.

s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-11-05 06:26:16 PM  
She seems to make that accusation a lot, that "X" person tried to sleep with her. Like, a suspicious amount of those accusations.

If I had to guess I'd say that either she's just making it up for attention and/or to try and put someone's credibility in doubt when they say something she doesn't like - or she's just a wastrel dumbass and honestly mistakes innocuous things like common courtesy as attempts to get in her pants. I'm guessing the former.

But hey, who knows... Maybe guys other than me are much more attracted to the stench of BO and ashtray then I realize.
 
2013-11-05 06:46:06 PM  
To be fair I'm sure quite a few people have tried for the sure thing. For every no I'm assuming many many many yes'.
 
2013-11-05 08:01:49 PM  
Reported for calling out a farker in a headline! (He's a Mod, too!)
 
2013-11-05 08:32:34 PM  
Sure they did, Court...

blogs.ocweekly.com

Sure they did.....

/LOL, just realized how similar Court and Kurt sound XD
 
2013-11-05 10:12:42 PM  
She's being picky with her men at this point?  Nice.
 
2013-11-06 06:19:07 AM  
ya know, i'm gonna attempt the "no dead-ceiling-baby" mantra and say that obiwan could be a good kurt if there's a biopic.
 
2013-11-06 06:21:12 AM  

SpectroBoy: I kinda feel bad for her. She wasn't THIS crazy before Kurt went boom.


No, she was a HUGE mess long before his death, possibly starting when she was a child. If you believe her story she was out running around and giving massively underaged blowjobs to the likes of Ted Nugent before she had boobs. During the 90's she just seemed less pathetic because people didn't know quite so much about her and she was young and putting out popular and actually pretty good music (well, with a lot of uncredited help). Knowing relatively little about her, you could believe some of the things she was doing were artistic statements or possibly done for shock value instead of drug addled lunacy, like a Marilyn Manson deal. Also, when Kurt was alive, press had a motive to go easy on her, to get good favor from him. But she acted like she does now and worse at her concerts, and in retrospect while she may have been totally obsessed with fame and thought hard about how to market herself, she was probably not in control of a lot of her crazy.
 
2013-11-06 06:21:19 AM  

alice_600: Gunderson: The following people might want to visit their local free clinic:


http://www.whosdatedwho.com/tpx_578/courtney-love/


That last guy Noel Fielding went blonde around the time he dated her.

[s3.amazonaws.com image 804x519]


why are you posting pics of owen wilson wearing eyeliner?  :P
 
2013-11-06 06:30:22 AM  

ambercat: SpectroBoy: I kinda feel bad for her. She wasn't THIS crazy before Kurt went boom.

No, she was a HUGE mess long before his death, possibly starting when she was a child. If you believe her story she was out running around and giving massively underaged blowjobs to the likes of Ted Nugent before she had boobs.


and even if you don't, she was doing it anyway?

/"massively underaged" is just grammatically wrong and may only ever apply to honey booboo
 
2013-11-06 06:59:49 AM  

cynicalminion: ya know, i'm gonna attempt the "no dead-ceiling-baby" mantra and say that obiwan could be a good kurt if there's a biopic.


What does this mean? Any of it?
 
2013-11-06 07:05:05 AM  

MadAzza: cynicalminion: ya know, i'm gonna attempt the "no dead-ceiling-baby" mantra and say that obiwan could be a good kurt if there's a biopic.

What does this mean? Any of it?


go watch trainspotting.
 
2013-11-06 07:06:39 AM  

cynicalminion: MadAzza: cynicalminion: ya know, i'm gonna attempt the "no dead-ceiling-baby" mantra and say that obiwan could be a good kurt if there's a biopic.

What does this mean? Any of it?

go watch trainspotting.


Ooh, OK. Thanks. Don't know why I never got around to that one, but I'll do it soon.
 
2013-11-06 07:09:55 AM  
www.thecriticalcondition.com userserve-ak.last.fm

/just sayin...
 
2013-11-06 07:11:40 AM  
There was a time.

/she has nice boobies
//or at least she did
//Go ahead, GIS
 
2013-11-06 07:14:29 AM  
and here...  most definitely NSFW
 
2013-11-06 09:44:01 AM  
She slept with Michael Pitt?
i.neoseeker.com
 
2013-11-06 10:38:59 AM  

MadAzza: cynicalminion: MadAzza: cynicalminion: ya know, i'm gonna attempt the "no dead-ceiling-baby" mantra and say that obiwan could be a good kurt if there's a biopic.

What does this mean? Any of it?

go watch trainspotting.

Ooh, OK. Thanks. Don't know why I never got around to that one, but I'll do it soon.


Be forewarned....it's not a very happy film.
 
2013-11-06 10:46:33 AM  

ristst: MadAzza: cynicalminion: MadAzza: cynicalminion: ya know, i'm gonna attempt the "no dead-ceiling-baby" mantra and say that obiwan could be a good kurt if there's a biopic.

What does this mean? Any of it?

go watch trainspotting.

Ooh, OK. Thanks. Don't know why I never got around to that one, but I'll do it soon.

Be forewarned....it's not a very happy film.


Then why does Netflix keep suggesting it to me as a buddy comedy?
 
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