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(Foodbeast)   Not sure what constitutes an "EPIC" burrito, but Del Taco thinks it has the right to try   (foodbeast.com) divider line 107
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2013-11-05 12:23:11 PM  
Still has nothing on Taco Town.

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2013-11-05 12:29:04 PM  
I farted three times just reading the headline.
 
2013-11-05 12:38:22 PM  
No epic fish burrito? Why hath thou forsaken me, Del Taco?
 
2013-11-05 12:56:04 PM  
So I went to one a couple months ago when I was in Utah for my job. Food was adequate, I guess. I didn't love it the way I loved Taco Cabana in Texas.

But the stupid thing about Del Taco -- when I ordered the combo the girl asked "Regular, or Macho?", which I thought had to be the stupidest restaurant menu thing I've ever heard. People in the business of separating men from their money love to associate lots of really stupid shiat with a vague concept of "manliness" and that's been going on forever, but equating "macho" and "fatass" has got to top the list.
 
2013-11-05 01:05:05 PM  
SuperBlake knows
 
2013-11-05 01:05:33 PM  
b.vimeocdn.com
 
2013-11-05 01:06:17 PM  
My dick is bigger than that EPIC burrito

/my e-dick.
 
2013-11-05 01:06:39 PM  

oldfarthenry: I farted three times just reading the headline.


A man after my own heart <3
 
2013-11-05 01:07:09 PM  
Del Taco does NOT have the right to try anything EPIC. They're cheaper and worse than dumpster diving.
 
2013-11-05 01:09:27 PM  
media.avclub.com

Every Meat Burrito is epic burrito
 
2013-11-05 01:09:52 PM  
Still not as good as an Every Meat Burrito from Jimbro's Burritos.
 
2013-11-05 01:12:53 PM  
An epic D&D burrito is level 21-30
In WoW and EQ, I think epic burritos start at level 60.  Legendary burritos are 70+
 
2013-11-05 01:13:52 PM  
fc00.deviantart.net
 
2013-11-05 01:15:33 PM  
Del Taco isn't the greatest, but it beats the shiat out of Taco Bell.
 
2013-11-05 01:16:52 PM  
Poop joke
 
2013-11-05 01:17:46 PM  

phaseolus: So I went to one a couple months ago when I was in Utah for my job. Food was adequate, I guess. I didn't love it the way I loved Taco Cabana in Texas.

But the stupid thing about Del Taco -- when I ordered the combo the girl asked "Regular, or Macho?", which I thought had to be the stupidest restaurant menu thing I've ever heard. People in the business of separating men from their money love to associate lots of really stupid shiat with a vague concept of "manliness" and that's been going on forever, but equating "macho" and "fatass" has got to top the list.


You could have just said regular.
 
2013-11-05 01:18:40 PM  

WalMartian: oldfarthenry: I farted three times just reading the headline.

A man after my own heart <3


Don't get your hopes up. He farts at movement, light, sound...just about any stimulus. If a light breeze picks up, do NOT be downwind.
 
2013-11-05 01:19:05 PM  
Las Cruces has an epic enchilada festival each year.

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2013-11-05 01:20:50 PM  
Begun, this burrito war has.
 
2013-11-05 01:22:29 PM  
Call me when the have a meat tornado
 
2013-11-05 01:23:00 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: Poop joke


From epic burrito to epic load.

Indeed...
 
2013-11-05 01:23:58 PM  
Cheesecake Factory has a burrito, or at least it did last time I was there, that could qualify for 'epic'. When I was a hungry young lad, it still took me two meals to get through the thing. I swear it was as big as a football, and not just those silly American footballs, but the Canadian footballs of Yukon proportions.
 
2013-11-05 01:24:09 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: phaseolus: So I went to one a couple months ago when I was in Utah for my job. Food was adequate, I guess. I didn't love it the way I loved Taco Cabana in Texas.

But the stupid thing about Del Taco -- when I ordered the combo the girl asked "Regular, or Macho?", which I thought had to be the stupidest restaurant menu thing I've ever heard. People in the business of separating men from their money love to associate lots of really stupid shiat with a vague concept of "manliness" and that's been going on forever, but equating "macho" and "fatass" has got to top the list.

You could have just said regular.


Or you could have just said, "I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it."
 
2013-11-05 01:24:37 PM  
Approves:

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2013-11-05 01:24:51 PM  
Del Taco is great if you don't mind waiting 15-20 minutes after you have placed your order for food that Taco Bell would have a guffaw at.
 
2013-11-05 01:25:12 PM  

the dizzle: Call me when the have a meat tornado


upload.wikimedia.org

There's two of them!!!

/mmmm...gyros...I don't want to know what's in there but...mmmmm....gyros....
 
2013-11-05 01:25:19 PM  
Not epic, not even close.  Shocking that a fast food place doesn't know what epic is...
 
2013-11-05 01:26:36 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: WalMartian: oldfarthenry: I farted three times just reading the headline.

A man after my own heart <3

Don't get your hopes up. He farts at movement, light, sound...just about any stimulus. If a light breeze picks up, do NOT be downwind.


Give me a Fiber One brownie and we'll be a perfect match.
 
2013-11-05 01:26:57 PM  

oh_please: Del Taco isn't the greatest, but it beats the shiat out of Taco Bell.


Not to "defend" Taco Bell, but no, it really doesn't.  Del Taco v. Taco Bell in a fight of "quality" is like two quadruple-amputees having a steamroller fight in a vat of twice-strained sewage.

IOW: Del Taco is really, very bad.  So is Taco Bell.


But shouldn't this ad-disguised-as-blog be listed as "Sponsored Link"?  This has to be a paid submission.
 
2013-11-05 01:27:27 PM  

Here's a burrito from Super Burro in El Paso.  It's a big burrito.


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2013-11-05 01:29:00 PM  

gunga galunga: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: phaseolus: So I went to one a couple months ago when I was in Utah for my job. Food was adequate, I guess. I didn't love it the way I loved Taco Cabana in Texas.

But the stupid thing about Del Taco -- when I ordered the combo the girl asked "Regular, or Macho?", which I thought had to be the stupidest restaurant menu thing I've ever heard. People in the business of separating men from their money love to associate lots of really stupid shiat with a vague concept of "manliness" and that's been going on forever, but equating "macho" and "fatass" has got to top the list.

You could have just said regular.

Or you could have just said, "I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it."


I'd just say "I want to stay regular, you know what I mean?"
 
2013-11-05 01:29:03 PM  
 
2013-11-05 01:29:48 PM  
The only thing epic about Del Taco is the trip to the bathroom afterwards.
 
2013-11-05 01:30:17 PM  
Nope.  Not as big as La Bamba's.
 
2013-11-05 01:31:08 PM  
lots of corn and peanuts, I imagine
 
2013-11-05 01:32:08 PM  
Roberto's has good burritos, if you're in Vegas or So Cal. The breakfast burritos are awesome, as is the "California" burrito.

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2013-11-05 01:33:49 PM  
I don't know what constitutes an epic burrito, either, but I doubt very highly it's anything from a Del Taco.  The case isn't bolstered by a picture with a packet of mild sauce.

/we have Tijuana Flats around here, they're not bad
 
2013-11-05 01:34:23 PM  
Burrito thread??

Yummy stuff from El Tepeyac in L.A.:

www.tacomaworld.com
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oh_please: Del Taco isn't the greatest, but it beats the shiat out of Taco Bell.


This.
 
2013-11-05 01:34:36 PM  
My office already reeks enough on taco tuesdays
 
2013-11-05 01:37:08 PM  

oh_please: Del Taco isn't the greatest, but it beats the shiat out of Taco Bell.


This! Del Taco has the world's best chicken soft tacos. And their burgers won best fast food burger from the OC Register. Their food tastes infinitely more fresh than taco bell.
 
2013-11-05 01:37:25 PM  

oh_please: Del Taco isn't the greatest, but it beats the shiat out of Taco Bell.


Seriously.  They opened one near me a few months ago, and I gave it a try.  Is it fantastic?  Hell no.  But honestly, to me, it was much preferable to Taco Bell, Taco Cabana, or any of the other fast tex-mex places around.

And yes, I said Taco Cabana.  I remember Taco Cabana being really good at one point.  Anytime I go there now, it's just an exercise in utter disappointment. Maybe I'm remembering some idealized past, but I honestly think Taco Cabana's quality has plummeted in the last 15 years.


I have said entirely too much about fast food tex-mex.  This is what my life has become.  Good God.
 
2013-11-05 01:37:41 PM  
This thread is relevant to my interests.
 
2013-11-05 01:38:20 PM  
You want it all, but you can't have it.
It's in your face but you can't grab it.
 
2013-11-05 01:41:43 PM  
Del Taco's proprietary new tortilla

We're done here.
 
2013-11-05 01:42:29 PM  

LoneCraneFullMoon: or any of the other fast tex-mex places around.


Don't you dare call Del Taco tex-mex.  California-originated Mexican food is not to be sullied by the term "tex-mex"
 
2013-11-05 01:44:09 PM  

whatsYOURname: You want it all, but you can't have it.
It's in your face but you can't grab it.


The Real Thing it ain't.
 
2013-11-05 01:46:49 PM  
Probably one of the best, at least for this area, is a double steak, double cheese burrrito from Tacos El Norte.  I'm sure there may be better somewhere, but at least not around my area.
 
2013-11-05 01:48:18 PM  

Kuroshin: Del Taco v. Taco Bell in a fight of "quality" is like two quadruple-amputees having a steamroller fight in a vat of twice-strained sewage.


Ok, that's funny, but we're not talking about your hole-in-the-wall Mexican restaurant that serves amazing food, we're talking about fast food. Del Taco loads up their burritos with cheese and actual beans. I've lived all over the US, and they kick Taco Bell's ass.
 
2013-11-05 01:51:20 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: the dizzle: Call me when the have a meat tornado



There's two of them!!!

/mmmm...gyros...I don't want to know what's in there but...mmmmm....gyros....


That's not gyros dude.. or it could be, but in a Mexican food thread I would say that it is al pastor.
 
2013-11-05 01:51:22 PM  
how long until they serve a septic burrito by mistake?
 
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