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(The News & Observer (NC))   Maybe don't invade the home of a champion tomahawk thrower   (newsobserver.com) divider line 45
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2013-11-05 12:10:50 PM
Maybe don't greenlight links without checking the top of the main page.

/burn
//first!!
 
2013-11-05 12:10:51 PM
Umm. Repeat.. from previous main greenlight...
 
2013-11-05 12:10:53 PM
The back-to-back headline might've made sense if it was about a champion boomerang thrower.
 
2013-11-05 12:10:56 PM
Definitely don't do it twice.
 
2013-11-05 12:11:05 PM
In before DittyBopper!
 
2013-11-05 12:11:14 PM
Whoa....Who axed for a consecutive repeat?
 
2013-11-05 12:11:35 PM
What are the odds of 2 burglars trying to rob two champion axe throwers in a single day?  So close to one another, back to back and everything.   Jeebus these burglars are dense.
 
2013-11-05 12:11:53 PM
Seems like it's not a good time to be a champion axe thrower, robberies are up.
 
2013-11-05 12:12:12 PM
Fark admin must REALLY not want us to invade this chick's house.
 
2013-11-05 12:12:33 PM
Are the mods really this farking lazy?
 
2013-11-05 12:12:35 PM
Did anyone mention that this story has already been greenlit?   If not, someone really should.
 
2013-11-05 12:12:56 PM
I too am here to notify the good Fark admins that this is a repeat of a recent thread.
 
2013-11-05 12:13:20 PM
OH GODDAMNIT, THE LAST ONE IS RIGHT THERE!!
*points pointedly*
 
2013-11-05 12:13:38 PM
I lumber in here to make a joke, and I see plenty of cutting remarks already.
 
2013-11-05 12:13:48 PM
From the two articles, you'd think she used a boomerang.
 
2013-11-05 12:14:09 PM
this is why you shouldnt drink in the morning. =)
 
2013-11-05 12:14:15 PM

AbiNormal: Are the mods really this farking lazy?


THE MODS MUST BE LAZY!
 
2013-11-05 12:15:05 PM
at least she didnt get burglarized
 
2013-11-05 12:15:55 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

When the Grey Hair is dead, Magua will eat his heart. Before he dies, Magua will put his children under the knife, so the Grey Hair will know his seed is wiped out forever.
 
2013-11-05 12:16:04 PM
This is the better headline anyhow.
 
2013-11-05 12:16:07 PM
This is why we chop.
 
2013-11-05 12:16:08 PM
I will make a note not to invade the home of 1) champion tomahawk throwers 2) champion ax throwers 3) Richie Incognito
 
2013-11-05 12:17:08 PM
This is the first that I am learning of this matter as I am afflicted with a condition that does not allow my eyes to scroll in a slightly downward motion, so I appreciate the timely information.
 
2013-11-05 12:17:09 PM

Ahem...



assets.sbnation.com
 
2013-11-05 12:19:09 PM

H31N0US: I will make a note not to invade the home of 1) champion tomahawk throwers 2) champion ax throwers 3) Richie Incognito


All tomahawks are axes, but not all axes are tomahawks.
All Incognitos are assholes, but not all assholes are Incognitos.
 
2013-11-05 12:19:25 PM
And don't mess around with Jim,

doot dooby da dee dee  n dee dee dee


say jack dontcha know
 
2013-11-05 12:20:07 PM
Pete and Re-Pete posted a link. Pete got a green. Who's left?
 
2013-11-05 12:20:44 PM
tomahawk thrower robbery trifecta in play
 
2013-11-05 12:20:47 PM

Snarfangel: I lumber in here to make a joke, and I see plenty of cutting remarks already.


It fell to someone to make the cut
 
2013-11-05 12:21:26 PM
Meantime?  Awesome!

Oh, HEMET.  My mistake.

Also, it's like deja vu all over again.
 
2013-11-05 12:22:33 PM
It's like you couldn't swing an axe without hitting a repeat
 
2013-11-05 12:22:34 PM
NOT AMUSED

www.clutchmagonline.com
 
2013-11-05 12:23:51 PM

petuniapup: The back-to-back headline might've made sense if it was about a champion boomerang thrower.


Oooh Braa-vo. That was excellent.
 
2013-11-05 12:24:29 PM
in before this gets yanked!
 
2013-11-05 12:25:48 PM
Look he spelled his name with a 0!
 
2013-11-05 12:25:56 PM
Granted, one was a tomahawk thrower, the other an axe thrower.

I can totally see where mod's confusion came from.
 
2013-11-05 12:26:34 PM
Lot of that going around I guess.
 
2013-11-05 12:33:18 PM
Came for Paul Anka/Tonight show tomahawk-throw reference, leaving disappointed, old.
 
2013-11-05 12:43:10 PM
This Broad's been busy.
 
2013-11-05 12:47:26 PM

Brockalisk: This is the better headline anyhow.


And I don't have to click an Opposing Views link for this one.
 
2013-11-05 12:53:54 PM

ChipNASA: NOT AMUSED

[www.clutchmagonline.com image 500x437]



www.balloon-juice.com
 
2013-11-05 01:00:28 PM
this wouldn't happen if I could vote on these things.
 
2013-11-05 01:03:16 PM
Sooo - which thread is going to get redlit?  Because I see that one becoming another poop thread right quick
 
2013-11-05 01:19:27 PM
Hope she has a permit for that Ax.
 
2013-11-06 07:27:24 AM
Was this the house?
oyster.ignimgs.com
 
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