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(KOB4)   Clench your cheeks in front of a cop because you're nervous? That's a cavity search. And an x-ray, enema, another x-ray, another enema, and a colonoscopy   (kob.com) divider line 269
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2013-11-05 08:58:11 AM
That is a lot of butthurt
 
2013-11-05 09:13:43 AM
Sounds like a cheezy cop/medical fetish pr0n script..
 
2013-11-05 09:18:32 AM
Jesus f*cking Christ. There was outrage over one of these situations a while back when it turned out that the doctor had performed one colonoscopy on the patient. But this one is  obscene:

"1. Eckert's abdominal area was x-rayed; no narcotics were found.
2. Doctors then performed an exam of Eckert's anus with their fingers; no narcotics were found.
3. Doctors performed a second exam of Eckert's anus with their fingers; no narcotics were found.
4. Doctors penetrated Eckert's anus to insert an enema.  Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers.  Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool.  No narcotics were found.
5. Doctors penetrated Eckert's anus to insert an enema a second time.  Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers.  Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool.  No narcotics were found.
6. Doctors penetrated Eckert's anus to insert an enema a third time.  Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers.  Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool.  No narcotics were found.
7. Doctors then x-rayed Eckert again; no narcotics were found.
8. Doctors prepared Eckert for surgery, sedated him, and then performed a colonoscopy where a scope with a camera was inserted into Eckert's anus, rectum, colon, and large intestines.  No narcotics were found. "


I hope the doctors get sanctioned, the police officers lose their jobs, the judge gets sanctioned, and Eckert wins a few million from the police and the hospital. It was illegal in every single sense of the word (warrant was overbroad, there was no probable cause, the search warrant only covered actions taken in a different county, the search warrant expired  before the medical procedures began).
 
2013-11-05 11:04:11 AM
Bend over Hildago County Sheriff's office.  It's your turn now.
 
2013-11-05 11:10:19 AM
Damn, you'd usually pay good money for attention like that in an American hospital
 
2013-11-05 11:12:18 AM

Need a Dispenser Here: Damn, you'd usually pay good money for attention like that in an American hospital


He got a bill.
 
2013-11-05 11:12:45 AM
Usually I have to pay *EXTRA* for that.

THANKS OBAMACARE!!!
www.rawstory.com
 
2013-11-05 11:13:09 AM
Yeah these police need to be put in jail. The doctors needs to be sanctioned heavily, at the very least, if not suspended from practicing for a bit. Not sure what to do with the judge, so someone else can chime in here.

This guy is going to have a nice settlement to live off of, but something this grossly idiotic never should have happened in the first place.
 
2013-11-05 11:13:11 AM
Cops
In NM
Doing anal probes.

I'm not saying it's aliens
But they walk among us.
 
2013-11-05 11:13:35 AM
clench, surely

but yeah... i like to think im not a litigious person but wow you would go to town on the cops etc
 
2013-11-05 11:13:46 AM
If this is real then sue the ever loving farking god out of everybody.
 
2013-11-05 11:13:55 AM
But hey, I'm glad  there's nothing to worry about if I'm not doing anything wrong...
 
2013-11-05 11:15:40 AM
You may have nothing to hide but to prove it you need to subject yourself to this.
 
2013-11-05 11:15:51 AM
Is this some of that crazy situational BDSM stuff that FARK goes on and on about?
 
2013-11-05 11:15:51 AM
Don't forget that Eckert will be looking at ballpark of $10,000 in medical bills for all of this.

Talk about taking it up the ass...
 
2013-11-05 11:15:59 AM

Rincewind53: Jesus f*cking Christ. There was outrage over one of these situations a while back when it turned out that the doctor had performed one colonoscopy on the patient. But this one is  obscene:

"1. Eckert's abdominal area was x-rayed; no narcotics were found.
2. Doctors then performed an exam of Eckert's anus with their fingers; no narcotics were found.
3. Doctors performed a second exam of Eckert's anus with their fingers; no narcotics were found.
4. Doctors penetrated Eckert's anus to insert an enema.  Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers.  Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool.  No narcotics were found.
5. Doctors penetrated Eckert's anus to insert an enema a second time.  Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers.  Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool.  No narcotics were found.
6. Doctors penetrated Eckert's anus to insert an enema a third time.  Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers.  Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool.  No narcotics were found.
7. Doctors then x-rayed Eckert again; no narcotics were found.
8. Doctors prepared Eckert for surgery, sedated him, and then performed a colonoscopy where a scope with a camera was inserted into Eckert's anus, rectum, colon, and large intestines.  No narcotics were found. "

I hope the doctors get sanctioned, the police officers lose their jobs, the judge gets sanctioned, and Eckert wins a few million from the police and the hospital. It was illegal in every single sense of the word (warrant was overbroad, there was no probable cause, the search warrant only covered actions taken in a different county, the search warrant expired  before the medical procedures began).


The doctors maybe, the money definitely.  Nothing will happen to the judge, the cops might get some paid vacation.  The US justice system has no accountability.
 
2013-11-05 11:16:02 AM

"Eckert's attorney, Shannon Kennedy, said in an interview with KOB that after law enforcement asked him to step out of the vehicle, he appeared to be clenching his buttocks. Law enforcement thought that was probable cause to suspect that Eckert was hiding narcotics in his anal cavity. "


What if the dude has hemorrhoids? Had diarrhea? A medical condition?

Unfortunately it's the citizens who will be paying off the plaintiff either way, but it would be nice if everyone from the cops involved and the doctors were held personally liable.

 
2013-11-05 11:16:17 AM

Rincewind53: Jesus f*cking Christ. There was outrage over one of these situations a while back when it turned out that the doctor had performed one colonoscopy on the patient. But this one is  obscene:

"1. Eckert's abdominal area was x-rayed; no narcotics were found.
2. Doctors then performed an exam of Eckert's anus with their fingers; no narcotics were found.
3. Doctors performed a second exam of Eckert's anus with their fingers; no narcotics were found.
4. Doctors penetrated Eckert's anus to insert an enema.  Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers.  Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool.  No narcotics were found.
5. Doctors penetrated Eckert's anus to insert an enema a second time.  Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers.  Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool.  No narcotics were found.
6. Doctors penetrated Eckert's anus to insert an enema a third time.  Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers.  Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool.  No narcotics were found.
7. Doctors then x-rayed Eckert again; no narcotics were found.
8. Doctors prepared Eckert for surgery, sedated him, and then performed a colonoscopy where a scope with a camera was inserted into Eckert's anus, rectum, colon, and large intestines.  No narcotics were found. "

I hope the doctors get sanctioned, the police officers lose their jobs, the judge gets sanctioned, and Eckert wins a few million from the police and the hospital. It was illegal in every single sense of the word (warrant was overbroad, there was no probable cause, the search warrant only covered actions taken in a different county, the search warrant expired  before the medical procedures began).


You'd think the guy responsible for planting something in there would get the message after the first few tries.

We gave you so many opportunities and you still dropped the ball!
 
2013-11-05 11:16:28 AM

BunkyBrewman: Bend over Hildago County Sheriff's office

 taxpayers.  It's your turn now.

Unfortunately, even if cheek clencher wins a lawsuit (as he should), the docs and cops won't suffer any consequences.
 
2013-11-05 11:16:50 AM
Cops: Jeez... we cant poke holes in your body FNAR, We cant put our fingers in holes that are already there too? You guys are no fun AT ALL.
 
2013-11-05 11:16:54 AM
Wow, what a shiatty experience.
 
2013-11-05 11:17:44 AM
Another victory in the war on drugs.
 
2013-11-05 11:17:54 AM
Aw...c'mon.  The Gila Medical center is just doing their part to get men screened- as this add of theirs wasn't working so well...

Get Screened!
 
2013-11-05 11:18:15 AM
Sue the shiat out of them.

Make them pay out the ass.
 
2013-11-05 11:18:46 AM
Now you can get violated without even going to prison! Such efficiency!
 
2013-11-05 11:18:58 AM

Emposter: Rincewind53: Jesus f*cking Christ. There was outrage over one of these situations a while back when it turned out that the doctor had performed one colonoscopy on the patient. But this one is  obscene:

"1. Eckert's abdominal area was x-rayed; no narcotics were found.
2. Doctors then performed an exam of Eckert's anus with their fingers; no narcotics were found.
3. Doctors performed a second exam of Eckert's anus with their fingers; no narcotics were found.
4. Doctors penetrated Eckert's anus to insert an enema.  Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers.  Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool.  No narcotics were found.
5. Doctors penetrated Eckert's anus to insert an enema a second time.  Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers.  Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool.  No narcotics were found.
6. Doctors penetrated Eckert's anus to insert an enema a third time.  Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers.  Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool.  No narcotics were found.
7. Doctors then x-rayed Eckert again; no narcotics were found.
8. Doctors prepared Eckert for surgery, sedated him, and then performed a colonoscopy where a scope with a camera was inserted into Eckert's anus, rectum, colon, and large intestines.  No narcotics were found. "

I hope the doctors get sanctioned, the police officers lose their jobs, the judge gets sanctioned, and Eckert wins a few million from the police and the hospital. It was illegal in every single sense of the word (warrant was overbroad, there was no probable cause, the search warrant only covered actions taken in a different county, the search warrant expired  before the medical procedures began).

The doctors maybe, the money definitely.  Nothing will happen to the judge, the cops might get some paid vacation.  The US justice system has no accountability.


files.abovetopsecret.com
 
2013-11-05 11:19:52 AM
UFIA
 
2013-11-05 11:20:29 AM
Holy shiat, 3 farking enemas, finger probed twice, and a colonoscopy. Hope the guy gets a huge pay day out of it.
 
2013-11-05 11:20:59 AM

redmid17: Yeah these police need to be put in jail. The doctors needs to be sanctioned heavily, at the very least, if not suspended from practicing for a bit. Not sure what to do with the judge, so someone else can chime in here.

This guy is going to have a nice settlement to live off of, but something this grossly idiotic never should have happened in the first place.


If I was this guy I would devote my life to the pursuit of the cops, the judge that issued the warrant, the hospital, and the doctors. I would spend as much as I could afford on lawyers, reach out to the press, contact the ACLU, and anything else I could think of.
 
2013-11-05 11:21:55 AM

Rincewind53: I hope the doctors get sanctioned, the police officers lose their jobs, the judge gets sanctioned, and Eckert wins a few million from the police and the hospital. It was illegal in every single sense of the word (warrant was overbroad, there was no probable cause, the search warrant only covered actions taken in a different county, the search warrant expired  before the medical procedures began).


Hoping on the Internet is definitely the way to go. Don't forget to change your Facebook picture - every last bit helps...
 
2013-11-05 11:22:28 AM

Yellow Beard: Holy shiat, 3 farking enemas, finger probed twice, and a colonoscopy. Hope the guy gets a huge pay day out of it.


SpectroBoy: redmid17: Yeah these police need to be put in jail. The doctors needs to be sanctioned heavily, at the very least, if not suspended from practicing for a bit. Not sure what to do with the judge, so someone else can chime in here.

This guy is going to have a nice settlement to live off of, but something this grossly idiotic never should have happened in the first place.

If I was this guy I would devote my life to the pursuit of the cops, the judge that issued the warrant, the hospital, and the doctors. I would spend as much as I could afford on lawyers, reach out to the press, contact the ACLU, and anything else I could think of.


David Eckert is suing The City of Deming and Deming Police Officers Bobby Orosco, Robert Chavez and Officer Hernandez.
Eckert is also suing Hidalgo County Hidalgo County Deputies David Arredondo, Robert Rodriguez and Patrick Green.
Eckert is also suing Deputy District Attorney Daniel Dougherty and the Gila Regional Medical Center including Robert Wilcox, M.D and Okay Odocha, M.D.

You know what he is going to have coming out of this guy's ass next????

*MONEY*
 
2013-11-05 11:22:47 AM
Wow. Just wow. If this guy doesn't get millions and those cops and doctors don't all fired then there is no justice. Oh wait, that's right, there is no justice. Carry on.

/you gonna (legally) raped (several times)
 
2013-11-05 11:22:59 AM

Mad Scientist: BunkyBrewman: Bend over Hildago County Sheriff's office taxpayers.  It's your turn now.

Unfortunately, even if cheek clencher wins a lawsuit (as he should), the docs and cops won't suffer any consequences.


Not so sure about that. The doctors did it against his will and without a proper warrant to compel him. If I was the victim I would talking to a lawyer and the ACLU about pressing rape charges against the doctors and conspiracy to commit rape charges against the cops. That ought to get their attention.
 
2013-11-05 11:23:02 AM
Holy shiat, that's not OK.
 
2013-11-05 11:23:07 AM
img.fark.net
 
2013-11-05 11:23:30 AM
I dropped two "get's" there somewhere.
 
2013-11-05 11:23:50 AM
Oh by the way.....


NOT A POOP THREAD

img244.imageshack.us
 
2013-11-05 11:23:51 AM
This country hasnt been free in a long long time.  Cop will be promoted and all lawsuits will be thrown out.  Guy who got raped (spade a spade) will be in prison on trumped up charges within a year.

If this country were a person, the rest of the world would be staging an intervention. Or at least they would if we had friends instead of paid lackeys.
 
2013-11-05 11:24:24 AM
i1.ytimg.com

"Cavity searches all around"
 
2013-11-05 11:24:55 AM

ChipNASA: Yellow Beard: Holy shiat, 3 farking enemas, finger probed twice, and a colonoscopy. Hope the guy gets a huge pay day out of it.

SpectroBoy: redmid17: Yeah these police need to be put in jail. The doctors needs to be sanctioned heavily, at the very least, if not suspended from practicing for a bit. Not sure what to do with the judge, so someone else can chime in here.

This guy is going to have a nice settlement to live off of, but something this grossly idiotic never should have happened in the first place.

If I was this guy I would devote my life to the pursuit of the cops, the judge that issued the warrant, the hospital, and the doctors. I would spend as much as I could afford on lawyers, reach out to the press, contact the ACLU, and anything else I could think of.

David Eckert is suing The City of Deming and Deming Police Officers Bobby Orosco, Robert Chavez and Officer Hernandez.
Eckert is also suing Hidalgo County Hidalgo County Deputies David Arredondo, Robert Rodriguez and Patrick Green.
Eckert is also suing Deputy District Attorney Daniel Dougherty and the Gila Regional Medical Center including Robert Wilcox, M.D and Okay Odocha, M.D.

You know what he is going to have coming out of this guy's ass next????

*MONEY*


I hope you are right.

At least the doctors at the first hospital had the intelligence to say "How about no"
 
2013-11-05 11:25:30 AM
 Seems like it's not worth pulling over for cops anymore. The way they treat you at the stop or in jail.
The guy could of died from all those tests.
 
2013-11-05 11:26:13 AM

redmid17: Yeah these police need to be put in jail. The doctors needs to be sanctioned heavily, at the very least, if not suspended from practicing for a bit. Not sure what to do with the judge, so someone else can chime in here.

This guy is going to have a nice settlement to live off of, but something this grossly idiotic never should have happened in the first place.


They need to have their medical licenses revoked.
 
2013-11-05 11:26:38 AM
So how much money is this poor bastard going to get out of this?

I am guessing at least $15MM
 
2013-11-05 11:27:06 AM

ZeroPly: Rincewind53: I hope the doctors get sanctioned, the police officers lose their jobs, the judge gets sanctioned, and Eckert wins a few million from the police and the hospital. It was illegal in every single sense of the word (warrant was overbroad, there was no probable cause, the search warrant only covered actions taken in a different county, the search warrant expired  before the medical procedures began).

Hoping on the Internet is definitely the way to go. Don't forget to change your Facebook picture - every last bit helps...


Well aren't you just a bag full of joy?
 
2013-11-05 11:27:08 AM
Those cops need to go to jail because now the county will have to pay millions for their asshole behavior.
 
2013-11-05 11:28:31 AM

SpectroBoy: At least the doctors at the first hospital had the intelligence to say "How about no"


I'm kind of surprised the Doctor who refused didn't go to jail for something like obstruction of justice.
 
2013-11-05 11:28:52 AM
Wow. Just Wow. Wow.

About the only thing they didn't shove up this poor guys ass was a modified wooden toilet roll holder.

I hope The Fates send everyone involved in this travesty a severe case of colon cancer.
 
2013-11-05 11:29:10 AM

TOSViolation: redmid17: Yeah these police need to be put in jail. The doctors needs to be sanctioned heavily, at the very least, if not suspended from practicing for a bit. Not sure what to do with the judge, so someone else can chime in here.

This guy is going to have a nice settlement to live off of, but something this grossly idiotic never should have happened in the first place.

They need to have their medical licenses revoked.


Correct.
 
2013-11-05 11:29:31 AM
People may not like these searches, but think what would happen if they neglected to do their due diligence? There would be people out there getting high. So what if someone's constitutional rights are violated, or they lose all dignity in the process, we can all agree that whatever the cost people must not get high.
 
2013-11-05 11:29:33 AM

SpectroBoy: Not so sure about that. The doctors did it against his will and without a proper warrant to compel him. If I was the victim I would talking to a lawyer and the ACLU about pressing rape charges against the doctors and conspiracy to commit rape charges against the cops. That ought to get their attention.


This. On the bright side, he won't ever have to worry about how to pay for his Obamacare.
 
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