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(Leicester Mercury)   Best call the Police - he's got an elastic band   ( ) divider line 26
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3367 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Nov 2013 at 12:45 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-11-05 12:46:13 PM  
Is he the rubber band man?
2013-11-05 12:46:58 PM  
They should have set up a Sting operation.
2013-11-05 12:47:19 PM  
Sack up nancies!
2013-11-05 12:56:17 PM  
It's a Gumband, dammit!
2013-11-05 12:56:48 PM  
Her son told her the band accidentally shot out of his hand and hit the younger boy in the face, and he had apologized.
Beat the little farkstick till he learns to stop lying.
2013-11-05 12:59:55 PM  
Hence the term "a stretch in prison"?
2013-11-05 01:02:34 PM  

worlddan: Is he the rubber band man?

Done and done...
2013-11-05 01:03:23 PM  
Quit whining mom, get a lawyer.   Easy win for you.
2013-11-05 01:04:48 PM  
Shouldn't they be out catching chicken thieves and what not?
2013-11-05 01:04:48 PM  
He'll probably shoot his eye out.
2013-11-05 01:05:34 PM  
Roxanne... You don't have to put out an eye tonight...
2013-11-05 01:05:56 PM  
Knows a thing or two about rubber bands:
2013-11-05 01:22:09 PM
2013-11-05 01:32:47 PM  
Angela said: "My first concern was that the other boy had been badly hurt, but they told me that he was fine, just traumatised."

Huh? Well, the poor little petal is going to have a hard life if he's traumatised by something as ridiculous as this.
2013-11-05 01:39:40 PM  
Epic paid beat-down in alleyway by a couple of yobs in 3-2-1 on the snitch.
2013-11-05 01:44:05 PM  
Look out! He's got a broken milk carton!
2013-11-05 01:49:12 PM  
Paging Chuck Palahniuk
2013-11-05 02:16:21 PM  
He's just lucky he didn't make a finger gun.

The cops wouldn't have just nicely knocked on the door.
2013-11-05 03:33:37 PM  
It's only dangerous if he has a paper clip as well.\

Or, he's Macgyver.
2013-11-05 03:35:46 PM  
Actually, I just RTFA, and I remember coming home almost every day after having the shiat beat out of me by the bullies and the cops wouldn't do squat.

Times have changed....
2013-11-05 04:19:51 PM  
At least he didn't have a soccer ball!
2013-11-05 06:25:47 PM  
Was it an assault band?
2013-11-05 09:50:28 PM  
That's an offensive weapon, that is!
2013-11-05 11:15:49 PM  

Boris S. Wort: He's just lucky he didn't make a finger gun.

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Or a Poptart.
2013-11-06 05:02:04 AM  
Was it more of a splitch or a dadunt?
2013-11-06 07:55:04 AM  
"My son looked completely bemused and absolutely terrified."
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