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(The Inquirer)   Google launches new website for online dating losers to help each other out with video on tips on how to look thinner using makeup, and Photoshop. Subby looks forward to seeing all of you there, eventually   (theinquirer.net) divider line 30
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2013-11-05 11:52:48 AM
http://totalfark.google.com
 
2013-11-05 01:02:35 PM
Dear Google Helpouts...

www.patiostore.com
 
2013-11-05 01:02:59 PM
Here's all the makeup I need
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-11-05 01:04:01 PM

blatz514: Dear Google Helpouts...

[www.patiostore.com image 300x300]


blatz514
You should know better than to bring that thing around here.

i287.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-05 01:04:03 PM
So, is this what those windowless barges on the West Coast are for? Reeducation facilities for forever-aloners?
 
2013-11-05 01:04:26 PM
Google has opened something called Helpouts, which is a video tutorial system online for people with issues.

Any chance there's some online help for all these centipedes in my vagina?
 
2013-11-05 01:04:27 PM
This is like going to Wikipedia to get documentation on how to rebuild your Ford 351W.
 
2013-11-05 01:04:50 PM

rkiller1: Here's all the makeup I need
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 320x256]


media.fooducate.com

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-11-05 01:05:12 PM
So it's the (edited and aggregated) how- to videos from You tube, except Google is charging for them?
Tomorrow's headline. Google seeking new marketing director after last one laughed out of board room.
 
2013-11-05 01:05:24 PM
I'll be back in two years when everyone forgot about this and Google announces it's shutting down Helpouts do to low activity.
 
2013-11-05 01:06:19 PM

vodka: This is like going to Wikipedia to get documentation on how to rebuild your Ford 351W.


Why would you have a 351W when you could get a modified?
And don't get me started on the Cleveland. It's a steamer.
 
2013-11-05 01:07:03 PM
media1.break.com
I just signed up the other day.
 
2013-11-05 01:13:12 PM
For 15+ years people have been searching for free (AltaVista).  If Google starts charging, people will laugh and use Bing.
 
2013-11-05 01:13:33 PM
I find it funny that a lot of you go "Youtube!"

Most of the crap on youtube is wrong in one form or another, or doesn't explain enough, and god luck finding a GOOD video to work from.

If you have a question, good luck getting a reply back from a Youtube channel owner in any reasonable amount of time.

Need a different camera angle? Ain't getting that with Youtube.

Youtube won't teach you how to fully secure your Wordpress, let alone set up a website, because it's just instructions and you don't LEARN anything.

What you pay for is EXPERIENCED knowledge. Something Youtube has a very abundant lack of.
 
2013-11-05 01:13:50 PM
So this is Yahoo! Answers with video?

Excellent!!!


How is babby formed?
 
2013-11-05 01:24:15 PM

rkiller1: Here's all the makeup I need
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 320x256]


Is that lipstick on your fingers?

i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-05 01:25:06 PM
So I just got done with two helpouts ($10 in freaking 20 minutes!)

Looks like a lot of the stuff people are asking me can't be found on Youtube or on most forums because the information is wrong! Go figure.

Quick demonstration of what they needed, and done. Solved their days of problems in just a few minutes with a smile.

Let's see Youtube do that.
 
2013-11-05 01:25:37 PM

miss diminutive: Google has opened something called Helpouts, which is a video tutorial system online for people with issues.

Any chance there's some online help for all these centipedes in my vagina?


img.fark.net
 
2013-11-05 01:36:29 PM

khyberkitsune: So I just got done with two helpouts ($10 in freaking 20 minutes!)

Looks like a lot of the stuff people are asking me can't be found on Youtube or on most forums because the information is wrong! Go figure.

Quick demonstration of what they needed, and done. Solved their days of problems in just a few minutes with a smile.

Let's see Youtube do that.


How much they paying you over at Google
and
are they hiring?
 
2013-11-05 01:37:55 PM

khyberkitsune: So I just got done with two helpouts ($10 in freaking 20 minutes!)

Looks like a lot of the stuff people are asking me can't be found on Youtube or on most forums because the information is wrong! Go figure.

Quick demonstration of what they needed, and done. Solved their days of problems in just a few minutes with a smile.

Let's see Youtube do that.


Man I hope I get an invite code soon. This sound awesome.
 
2013-11-05 01:42:33 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-11-05 01:52:53 PM

khyberkitsune: So I just got done with two helpouts ($10 in freaking 20 minutes!)

Looks like a lot of the stuff people are asking me can't be found on Youtube or on most forums because the information is wrong! Go figure.

Quick demonstration of what they needed, and done. Solved their days of problems in just a few minutes with a smile.

Let's see Youtube do that.


Got any invite codes to pass out?  I'm freelancing in wine education while I job hunt.  EIP.  Thanks.
 
2013-11-05 02:10:04 PM

hailin: khyberkitsune: So I just got done with two helpouts ($10 in freaking 20 minutes!)

Looks like a lot of the stuff people are asking me can't be found on Youtube or on most forums because the information is wrong! Go figure.

Quick demonstration of what they needed, and done. Solved their days of problems in just a few minutes with a smile.

Let's see Youtube do that.

Man I hope I get an invite code soon. This sound awesome.


Does sound rather interesting, I'll have to look into tracking down an invite too.
 
2013-11-05 02:12:05 PM
When I saw Helpouts, my mind parsed it as "Hell-Pouts"...and gave me a mental image of a Duck face.
 
2013-11-05 02:20:29 PM
wait, people use their own pictures on dating sites?
 
2013-11-05 02:21:16 PM
No invite codes. Google chose people AFAIK.

No, I don't work for Google. (I wish! I wouldn't be doing Helpouts if I did!)
 
2013-11-05 02:37:35 PM

VladTheEmailer: When I saw Helpouts, my mind parsed it as "Hell-Pouts"...and gave me a mental image of a Duck face.


They have a help out for that.
Only $15
 
2013-11-05 03:06:36 PM
I hope this is the nail in the coffin for sites that bait & switch like experts exchange (who took years or free advice and ranking and then started charging for it) or blindly post generic howtos for ad revenue.

Sounds like it has potential, people would MUCH rather the ability to Q&A an expert than just read a wall of text and hope they can replicate.
 
2013-11-05 03:10:31 PM

IRQ12: Sounds like it has potential, people would MUCH rather the ability to Q&A an expert than just read a wall of text and hope they can replicate.


I just saved a whole freaking avocado grove over the internet in 15 minutes. I haven't seen a smile that big on a customer's face in roughly 5 years.

Screw you, Experts Exchange.

/should probably offer cooking help, too
 
2013-11-05 05:59:23 PM
I got heavy into the Picasa thing, and Helpouts really does work. I haven't looked this good in at least a year ..

thecollegevoice.org
 
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