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(Fansided)   "The Patriots are 90210. Kind of shallow and annoying, they get more press than they really should, and the cast is led by a pretty boy." - NFL Power Rankings...80s & 90s TV Style   (fansided.com) divider line 35
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2013-11-05 10:31:31 AM
If only somebody had taken Aaron Hernandez's car keys....
 
2013-11-05 10:33:35 AM
Props for the Quantum Leap and both Saved by the Bell references.
 
2013-11-05 10:35:38 AM
A slideshow? Subby your mom is a slideshow for Richie Incognitos cock
 
2013-11-05 10:39:23 AM
QUIT USING SLIDESHOWS, YOU CHUCKLEF**K!!! i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-05 10:45:10 AM
FTA:  Topanga is way hotter than Winnie Cooper and if you think otherwise you want the terrorists to win.

Not nowadays
 
2013-11-05 11:03:22 AM

Captain Steroid: QUIT USING SLIDESHOWS, YOU CHUCKLEF**K!!!


What he said.
 
2013-11-05 11:26:04 AM
Subby should be ashamed for submitting that.  Some mod should kill himself for greenlighting it.
 
2013-11-05 11:26:08 AM
Remembering 80's and 90's sitcoms is fun and nostalgic.  Slideshows are dildos.  Did not click.
 
2013-11-05 11:31:01 AM

mikaloyd: A slideshow? Subby your mom is a slideshow for Richie Incognitos cock


Haha wut?
 
2013-11-05 11:34:26 AM
The Patriots just scored the most points and the most yards against the Steelers in the Steelers' 80 year history. If that doesn't deserve press then I don't know what sports story does.
 
2013-11-05 11:36:27 AM
Bill Simmons knockoffs are so 2005.
 
2013-11-05 12:01:06 PM
Can someone let me know when this is deslidefied?

I'm not even gonna click past the first page.

Fark that site and them begging for page clicks.
 
2013-11-05 12:08:12 PM

skinink: The Patriots just scored the most points and the most yards against the Steelers in the Steelers' 80 year history. If that doesn't deserve press then I don't know what sports story does.


It's like that episode when Brenda loses her virginity to Dylan.  Brenda being the Steelers, for those that aren't following at home.
 
2013-11-05 12:15:50 PM
It's not often a team loses a game and doesn't fall in the power rankings.
 
2013-11-05 12:29:02 PM

libranoelrose: Can someone let me know when this is deslidefied?


The normal deslide site doesn't support this website, so it looks like we're either going to have to wait for a benevolent farker to copy/paste, or just be content knowing that we were saved from reading what is most likely a lot of dumb shiat.
 
2013-11-05 12:29:13 PM

libranoelrose: Can someone let me know when this is deslidefied?

I'm not even gonna click past the first page.

Fark that site and them begging for page clicks.


Deslide.clusterfake doesn't support Fansided.  Does anyone know of a deslider that will put this on one page?
 
2013-11-05 12:44:54 PM
This was mildly amusing. I didn't really mind the slide-show and got a few chuckles. Thanks sub.
 
2013-11-05 12:45:57 PM
libranoelrose
Can someone let me know when this is deslidefied?


While the slideshow format is simple (it might even be supported if it were a slideshow of images instead of videos), the Deslider isn't even compiling right now due to some under-the-hood reshuffling of the code responsible for generating the websites.
It's currently still in a "fark this, I'm going to bed" state right now from the weekend.

Then again..while the website would be a semi-refactored mix of old and new stuff, I think it should be in a working state as soon at it compiles.
It might just be that, depending on the selected output, parts of the website will be centered and parts will be left-aligned. Or parts restricted in width while other parts want to stretch to 100%.
Dunno, let me see what happens, sounds fun...
 
2013-11-05 01:23:59 PM

Wasilla Hillbilly: This was mildly amusing. I didn't really mind the slide-show and got a few chuckles. Thanks sub.


So it's your site, eh?
 
2013-11-05 01:27:12 PM
Deslidified version:
some peyton manning felatio
a lame patriots joke (see headline)
the rest is just throwing a dart to associate some tv show with a team
 
2013-11-05 01:29:19 PM

The Voice of Doom: libranoelrose
Can someone let me know when this is deslidefied?

While the slideshow format is simple (it might even be supported if it were a slideshow of images instead of videos), the Deslider isn't even compiling right now due to some under-the-hood reshuffling of the code responsible for generating the websites.
It's currently still in a "fark this, I'm going to bed" state right now from the weekend.

Then again..while the website would be a semi-refactored mix of old and new stuff, I think it should be in a working state as soon at it compiles.
It might just be that, depending on the selected output, parts of the website will be centered and parts will be left-aligned. Or parts restricted in width while other parts want to stretch to 100%.
Dunno, let me see what happens, sounds fun...


/listens for the server shattering KABOOM
 
2013-11-05 01:56:03 PM
Go steelers. Yeah, I know, Throw rotten fruit at me or something but they're still my team. Get well boys. Get well soon.

/here we go...
 
2013-11-05 02:08:00 PM

libranoelrose: Wasilla Hillbilly: This was mildly amusing. I didn't really mind the slide-show and got a few chuckles. Thanks sub.

So it's your site, eh?


Nah, if it was mine, I would have started with "This was farking hilarious!" or some such. Also, I think the intense hatred for slide-shows is a bit much around here. They can be annoying, but, *shrug*.
 
2013-11-05 02:11:11 PM

Wasilla Hillbilly: libranoelrose: Wasilla Hillbilly: This was mildly amusing. I didn't really mind the slide-show and got a few chuckles. Thanks sub.

So it's your site, eh?

Nah, if it was mine, I would have started with "This was farking hilarious!" or some such. Also, I think the intense hatred for slide-shows is a bit much around here. They can be annoying, but, *shrug*.


They are worse than annoying. They are an obvious attempt to get extra page views when something could be put on one page.

Why do you think gawd gave us a farking scroll wheel on our meeses???
 
2013-11-05 02:15:03 PM

libranoelrose: Wasilla Hillbilly: libranoelrose: Wasilla Hillbilly: This was mildly amusing. I didn't really mind the slide-show and got a few chuckles. Thanks sub.

So it's your site, eh?

Nah, if it was mine, I would have started with "This was farking hilarious!" or some such. Also, I think the intense hatred for slide-shows is a bit much around here. They can be annoying, but, *shrug*.

They are worse than annoying. They are an obvious attempt to get extra page views when something could be put on one page.

Why do you think gawd gave us a farking scroll wheel on our meeses???


I realize the idea behind doing slide-shows, and generally prefer the deslided versions if possible, but still find it difficult to get all that worked up over them. Then again, there are plenty of things I flip my shiat over that most people would find a bit odd.
 
2013-11-05 02:20:28 PM

Wasilla Hillbilly: I realize the idea behind doing slide-shows, and generally prefer the deslided versions if possible, but still find it difficult to get all that worked up over them. Then again, there are plenty of things I flip my shiat over that most people would find a bit odd.


No worries
 
2013-11-05 02:32:20 PM

NakedDrummer: Deslidified version:
some peyton manning felatio
a lame patriots joke (see headline)
the rest is just throwing a dart to associate some tv show with a team



Bet you're a hoot at parties.
 
2013-11-05 02:40:25 PM
Oh, I almost forgot to notify:

deslided

Hurr-durr:
any news/RSS entries from the future are due to the fact that I didn't realize - until just trying to check half-time scores of UEFA CL games which haven't yet started - that my notebook seems to forget about DST after each reboot.
 
2013-11-05 02:52:08 PM

The Voice of Doom: Oh, I almost forgot to notify:

deslided

Hurr-durr:
any news/RSS entries from the future are due to the fact that I didn't realize - until just trying to check half-time scores of UEFA CL games which haven't yet started - that my notebook seems to forget about DST after each reboot.


Thanks.

I learned something, A.C. stands for Albert Clifford.  And apparently the Lions are "Saved by the Bell"
 
2013-11-05 03:20:32 PM
fta:
8. SAINTS - DUKES OF HAZZARD
Well, looks like the Saint boys done got themselves in a mess of trouble again with the Jets.  Will they be able to shake the law and become kings of Hazzard County again? Or will Boss Hogg finally catch up to them?
My favorite thing about the Duke boys is how they refused to use guns, but would tie dynamite to arrows and shoot those. Now that's what I call doing non-violence right.
You just know there's gotta be a Saints fan named "Cooter" too.


actually, Cooter Brown's is a great place to watch the saints and eat cheap oysters.
 
2013-11-05 08:23:51 PM

JohnBigBootay: Go steelers. Yeah, I know, Throw rotten fruit at me or something but they're still my team. Get well boys. Get well soon.

/here we go...


I didn't get that far before the website shiat the bed on my phone... What show was represented by the Steelers?
 
2013-11-05 08:26:48 PM

libranoelrose: Can someone let me know when this is deslidefied?

I'm not even gonna click past the first page.

Fark that site and them begging for page clicks.


Not all slideshows are bad... The ones where each slide actually has a lot of info, and they open inline with the page, rate than refreshing the whole stupid page are OK. Otherwise, you'd sprain your scrolling finger. The problem is that only about 5% of slideshows meet this criteria.

The rest are pure garbage. Like this one.
 
2013-11-06 04:06:55 AM
Mikey1969
they open inline with the page, rate than refreshing the whole stupid page are OK. Otherwise, you'd sprain your scrolling finger. The problem is that only about 5% of slideshows meet this criteria.

You might like the somewhat tongue-in-cheek De-deslider function.
 
2013-11-06 09:04:18 AM

The Voice of Doom: Mikey1969
they open inline with the page, rate than refreshing the whole stupid page are OK. Otherwise, you'd sprain your scrolling finger. The problem is that only about 5% of slideshows meet this criteria.

You might like the somewhat tongue-in-cheek De-deslider function.


LOL, that's funny... It actually made it so I could read the stupid page at least. Not that I was expecting much out of the slideshow in the first place.
 
2013-11-06 09:09:12 AM
This post would look like crap if it wasn't a slideshow. The way it is constructed, with all the video and such, probably wouldn't look very good all stacked on top of each other. The slide function is also pretty smooth and doesn't reload the entire page so it isn't too much of a hassle.
 
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