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(The Joplin Globe)   Protip: If you get stopped for shoplifting by security personnel at Wal-Mart and point a BB gun at them, the charges will be upgraded to armed robbery   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, Walmart, personal properties, Pittsburg, Carthage, bb guns, d.c. city council  
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2013-11-05 11:22:07 AM  
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<csb>I worked loss prevention for a few years and pressed armed robbery charges like this a couple times when people pulled stuff like box knives on me. It probably sounded like a good idea until 10 seconds later when backup and mall security's truck arrive.</csb>
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