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(Opposing Views)   Man beats the hell out of hockey mascot, fans think it's part of the show   (opposingviews.com ) divider line
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2013-11-05 01:00:44 AM  
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Damn it, Jean-Claude...
 
2013-11-05 07:19:54 AM  
Hockey fans being drunk and disorderly?! WELL I NEVER!!!
 
2013-11-05 08:01:08 AM  
The girl's reaction was awesome.  He just tackled it tho is was expecting more of this.

i.qkme.me
 
2013-11-05 08:04:16 AM  
Why were no charges filed?
 
2013-11-05 08:16:24 AM  

Crewmannumber6: Why were no charges filed?


Furries aren't people.
 
2013-11-05 08:25:41 AM  
That's nothing, in the 90s the Atlanta Knights (a minor league hockey franchise) mascot was beaten up by the opposing coach.  He jumped the glass and ran into the stands after the mascot bounced off behind the coach.
 
2013-11-05 08:27:33 AM  
 
2013-11-05 08:42:38 AM  
Meh, he probably thought he was being funny and got way too carried away.
 
2013-11-05 09:05:50 AM  
Why wasn't the Moose protecting the marmot?
 
2013-11-05 09:17:21 AM  
I wish "The man dragged Marty along the ice before finally leaving the hockey rink under a rain of boos" could be my Fark name.

That said, get well soon, Marty. That guy that body slammed you was an asshole.
 
2013-11-05 09:35:13 AM  
Was it Craig McTavish?  He ripped a guy's tongue out!  Or a wolf's tongue anyway...
 
2013-11-05 09:36:29 AM  
MacTavish...FIFM  and it was Harvey the Hound...not wolf...sheesh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JeF271w2WE
 
2013-11-05 09:37:37 AM  

WTF Indeed: Hockey fans being drunk and disorderly?! WELL I NEVER!!!



Just imagine if all of us who frequent the playoff threads were all at the same bar at the same time watching games.
 
2013-11-05 09:41:50 AM  

airsupport: I wish "The man dragged Marty along the ice before finally leaving the hockey rink under a rain of boos" could be my Fark name.

That said, get well soon, Marty. That guy that body slammed you was an a**hole.


That guy must not of got the ManMemo to always give the lady a seat.  Of course the mascot is going to favor the girl, if you don't want a weener fest you encourage the ladies to the party too.

/I am sure all participants were getting a gift for going out there and being a good sport.  Well, they were all going to be getting a gift.
 
2013-11-05 09:45:10 AM  

lack of warmth: airsupport: I wish "The man dragged Marty along the ice before finally leaving the hockey rink under a rain of boos" could be my Fark name.

That said, get well soon, Marty. That guy that body slammed you was an a**hole.

That guy must not of got the ManMemo to always give the lady a seat.  Of course the mascot is going to favor the girl, if you don't want a weener fest you encourage the ladies to the party too.

/I am sure all participants were getting a gift for going out there and being a good sport.  Well, they were all going to be getting a gift.


Marty got temporary paralysis.  Everyone else got a t-shirt, except for the guy who got jail time.
 
2013-11-05 09:51:13 AM  
I hope the guy inside is okay but anyone who can't laugh at the image of the mascot flailing its arms as he's being pulled across the ice has no soul.
 
2013-11-05 09:51:24 AM  

fatalvenom: WTF Indeed: Hockey fans being drunk and disorderly?! WELL I NEVER!!!


Just imagine if all of us who frequent the playoff threads were all at the same bar at the same time watching games.


Now, now, those threads are usually pretty orderly.  Definitely drunk though!  And, for the record, I would definitely go to a bar and watch a game with you guys, even you Bruins fans.  Just don't invite O/L.
 
2013-11-05 09:54:22 AM  
Well that wasn't very polite.
 
2013-11-05 09:55:40 AM  

Anderson's Pooper: fatalvenom: WTF Indeed: Hockey fans being drunk and disorderly?! WELL I NEVER!!!


Just imagine if all of us who frequent the playoff threads were all at the same bar at the same time watching games.

Now, now, those threads are usually pretty orderly.  Definitely drunk though!  And, for the record, I would definitely go to a bar and watch a game with you guys, even you Bruins fans.  Just don't invite O/L.


I don't know who would...
 
2013-11-05 09:56:56 AM  

fatalvenom: WTF Indeed: Hockey fans being drunk and disorderly?! WELL I NEVER!!!


Just imagine if all of us who frequent the playoff threads were all at the same bar at the same time watching games.


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2013-11-05 10:26:22 AM  
What an asshole
 
2013-11-05 10:47:03 AM  

fatalvenom: Just imagine if all of us who frequent the playoff threads were all at the same bar at the same time watching games.


Probably look like several dozen of these guys all in one place.
 
2013-11-05 10:54:40 AM  
Hockey is serious business in Canada. Not even the mascots are safe. -_-
 
2013-11-05 10:56:13 AM  
Will you forget about the farking marmot?
 
2013-11-05 11:03:47 AM  

Primitive Screwhead: fatalvenom: Just imagine if all of us who frequent the playoff threads were all at the same bar at the same time watching games.

Probably look like several dozen of these guys all in one place.


Haha...about what I had in mind.
 
2013-11-05 11:07:07 AM  
What a jerk off. I don't see anybody going into Tim Horton's and slamming him behind the counter while he's working.
 
2013-11-05 11:50:40 AM  

Primitive Screwhead: fatalvenom: Just imagine if all of us who frequent the playoff threads were all at the same bar at the same time watching games.

Probably look like several dozen of these guys all in one place.


I try to make sure when I have nights like that, it's in the confines of my own home and I've already put the car keys next to the sleeping wife.
 
2013-11-05 12:48:10 PM  

fatalvenom: WTF Indeed: Hockey fans being drunk and disorderly?! WELL I NEVER!!!

Just imagine if all of us who frequent the playoff threads were all at the same bar at the same time watching games.


It would have gotten ugly during last season's Hawks-Wings series.
 
2013-11-05 02:06:11 PM  
Holy shiat, the Sabres put Kaleta on waivers and he cleared? Is Darcy finally growing a sack?
 
2013-11-05 02:30:29 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Crewmannumber6: Why were no charges filed?

Furries aren't people.


THE FURRY HATRED HAS TO STOP!!!

The man, who could face assault charges, went berserk after Marty pulled an inflatable chair away during a second-intermission game of musical chairs. The man reacted by picking up the mascot and body-slamming him to the hard ice before briefly dragging him by the feet of his costume.

There is a lesson to be learned... that should have been learned in Kindergarten.
 
2013-11-05 04:21:52 PM  

soopey: Holy shiat, the Sabres put Kaleta on waivers and he cleared? Is Darcy finally growing a sack?


The experimental Philadelphiaitis treatments finally kicked in. They'd ship it off to Philly for usage in the original target market, but the doors to the rink are blocked off by an enraged humanoid in Eagles colours indiscriminately throwing punches and roaring "EMERY SMASH!"
 
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