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2013-11-04 11:48:46 PM  
Damn you for making me laugh, subby.
 
2013-11-05 12:32:54 AM  
Now that's just lazy.
 
2013-11-05 01:41:26 AM  
Cracker Barrel indeed.
 
2013-11-05 01:45:29 AM  
I have a feeling he won't have to advertise for his next beating and rape.  Of course, it'll also be a slightly more personal experience, more participation than observation.
 
2013-11-05 03:05:59 AM  
brinksmanship is ruining this country
 
2013-11-05 03:10:15 AM  
So he posted the ads online. Not only twisted, but dumb.
 
2013-11-05 03:14:08 AM  
newstoriesoldbook.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-11-05 03:16:40 AM  
I bet the cops catch all of these situations before they occur. (No)

/sleep tight, things like this and the constant mass shootings are paving the way for: 'Patriot act 2: didn't think we'd give ya privacy did you?'.
//boogaloo
 
2013-11-05 03:16:43 AM  
Wow.... Just wow
 
2013-11-05 03:22:43 AM  
Sounds like a job for:

legacy-cdn.smosh.com
 
2013-11-05 03:23:25 AM  

inclemency: I bet the cops catch all of these situations before they occur. (No)

/sleep tight, things like this and the constant mass shootings are paving the way for: 'Patriot act 2: didn't think we'd give ya privacy did you?'.
//boogaloo


And the award for "most retarded post of the day before 7AM" goes to
 
2013-11-05 03:40:07 AM  
What the...why, why would you even want something like that?!
 
2013-11-05 03:46:18 AM  

Duck_of_Doom: What the...why, why would you even want something like that?!


And then I heard something on the radio yesterday about a lady trying to sell her four-year-old daughter to a 32 year old man for sexual purposes.

$300.

/Ugh.
 
2013-11-05 03:49:54 AM  

Benjamin Stone: Duck_of_Doom: What the...why, why would you even want something like that?!

And then I heard something on the radio yesterday about a lady trying to sell her four-year-old daughter to a 32 year old man for sexual purposes.

$300.

/Ugh.


What if it was more it would somehow be less horrible? Well, Mommy tried to sell you to a pedophile, but she felt you were worth a LOT of meth.
 
2013-11-05 03:51:32 AM  

Duck_of_Doom: What the...why, why would you even want something like that?!


Because humans are garbage?
 
2013-11-05 03:51:59 AM  

Lady Indica: Benjamin Stone: Duck_of_Doom: What the...why, why would you even want something like that?!

And then I heard something on the radio yesterday about a lady trying to sell her four-year-old daughter to a 32 year old man for sexual purposes.

$300.

/Ugh.

What if it was more it would somehow be less horrible?


Not sure how you drew that conclusion out of what I posted, but no.
 
2013-11-05 03:53:24 AM  

Duck_of_Doom: What the...why, why would you even want something like that?!


Yeah, this one's a fetish, too.   Though yeah, it normally doesn't involve your underage daughter.

/shiatstormincoming.jpg
 
2013-11-05 04:00:09 AM  

inclemency: I bet the cops catch all of these situations before they occur. (No)

/sleep tight, things like this and the constant mass shootings are paving the way for: 'Patriot act 2: didn't think we'd give ya privacy did you?'.
//boogaloo


You don't think this doesn't have something to do with it?
 
2013-11-05 04:19:37 AM  
That's awful. But she still has her eyes.
 
2013-11-05 04:20:12 AM  
The St. Louis Post website said he was looking for a woman. And a female agent/officer met them at a restaurant.

Not that that changes the damage. It's a different shade of sick.
 
2013-11-05 04:23:52 AM  

Jument: That's awful. But she still has her eyes.


I, erm... see what you did there.

*shudder*
 
2013-11-05 04:27:17 AM  
what a farkface
 
2013-11-05 04:36:26 AM  

inclemency: I bet the cops catch all of these situations before they occur. (No)

/sleep tight, things like this and the constant mass shootings are paving the way for: 'Patriot act 2: didn't think we'd give ya privacy did you?'.
//boogaloo


That's when God steps in and shuts the whole thing down. The Lord would never allow a child to be harmed.
 
2013-11-05 04:37:48 AM  
Next on Sick Sad World....
 
2013-11-05 04:48:57 AM  
The Mother of the Year award 1948 went to:

i.imgur.com
A penniless mother hides her face in shame after putting her children up for sale, Chicago, 1948
 
2013-11-05 05:03:28 AM  
link to 'Georgia girl found in trash bin had tried to run away' article ain't exactly a feelgood story either
 
2013-11-05 05:08:20 AM  

Mike_LowELL: Duck_of_Doom: What the...why, why would you even want something like that?!

Yeah, this one's a fetish, too.   Though yeah, it normally doesn't involve your underage daughter.

/shiatstormincoming.jpg


I don't understand that "Ryona" at all. Are they saying that playing a fighting video game as a male character and beating a female character is a sexual fetish?
 
2013-11-05 05:22:15 AM  
jesus, what is KSDK? where is it from?

a scan through some of the articles on that website reveals it to be a horrible, violent, miserable place, wherever it is
 
2013-11-05 05:42:16 AM  

SpdrJay: Next on Sick Sad World....


img6.imagebanana.com
 
2013-11-05 05:45:01 AM  
I just want to know how Cracker Barrel configured into the conversations: "So where do we meet", "How about Pottery Barn?", "Nah. I propose Cracker Barrel", "OK, done deal".
 
2013-11-05 06:00:56 AM  
Kill that no good bon of a sitch.  Seriously, just remove him from society, he has no place here on the earth breating our air.
 
2013-11-05 06:11:23 AM  
Jesus H. Christ, what a sick piece of shiat. Hope he gets his violent rape fantasies fulfilled in PMITA prison, the sick fark.
 
2013-11-05 06:12:27 AM  

inclemency: I bet the cops catch all of these situations before they occur. (No)

/sleep tight, things like this and the constant mass shootings are paving the way for: 'Patriot act 2: didn't think we'd give ya privacy did you?'.
//boogaloo


you forgot the electric part

/Danza?
 
2013-11-05 06:14:19 AM  

Bigdogdaddy: Kill that no good bon of a sitch.  Seriously, just remove him from society, he has no place here on the earth breating our air.


He's definitely beyond broken. It's not safe to have him in society if he'd do that to his own child. Make him an organ donor, organs available ASAP. Then at least he'd be of use to someone.
 
2013-11-05 06:16:08 AM  
Judge not lest ye be judged.
 
2013-11-05 06:17:03 AM  
The sad thing is:  If it's progressed to where he's trying to get a 3rd person involved so he can keep up his level of interest - just how many years do you figure he's been sexually abusing her already?

Turn him out into the yard with a sign on his back explaining the details of his crime.

As much as we complain on Fark about cops abusing those in custody (and rightfully so) this is one time I may be willing to make an exception and look the other way.  There's no possibility this is a simple "mistake", they've got the online ad and he met them in the pre-selected location.
 
2013-11-05 06:17:44 AM  

Lady J: link to 'Georgia girl found in trash bin had tried to run away' article ain't exactly a feelgood story either


Her grandmother tried to get custody after the stepmother was investigated for child abuse.

The State gave the kid back to the parents after she completed her 'parenting courses'.
 
2013-11-05 06:28:27 AM  

Lady J: jesus, what is KSDK? where is it from?

a scan through some of the articles on that website reveals it to be a horrible, violent, miserable place, wherever it is


KSDK is the NBC affiliate station in St. Louis.
 
2013-11-05 06:35:55 AM  

Nidiot:  Make him an organ donor, organs available ASAP. Then at least he'd be of use to someone.


The preferred method of donation (for his sick ass at least):

wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-11-05 06:36:48 AM  

Deadite: [newstoriesoldbook.files.wordpress.com image 500x554]


Came here to post that.

Been reading it for YEARS.

Oh.  Oh wow.  It has been years, hasn't it?
 
2013-11-05 06:37:18 AM  

Lady J: link to 'Georgia girl found in trash bin had tried to run away' article ain't exactly a feelgood story either


That really is a scary thing.  Kid knew her fate.
 
2013-11-05 06:39:16 AM  
At first I was like, "Probably one of those guys that post on a forum with a picture of a girl and say 'tell me what you would do to my daughter', and the cops took him seriously", but then I saw that he met with an undercover cop to plan the thing. Yeah, fark this guy with rusty garden shears.
 
2013-11-05 07:02:48 AM  

JSam21: Lady J: jesus, what is KSDK? where is it from?

a scan through some of the articles on that website reveals it to be a horrible, violent, miserable place, wherever it is

KSDK is the NBC affiliate station in St. Louis.


it sounds... lovely
 
2013-11-05 07:03:37 AM  

HindiDiscoMonster: phrawgh: Judge not lest ye be judged.

hypocrisy at it's finest...


I was just about to quote Lincoln: "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."
-Abraham Lincoln

...but I like your comment better.
 
2013-11-05 07:32:03 AM  

Lady J: JSam21: Lady J: jesus, what is KSDK? where is it from?

a scan through some of the articles on that website reveals it to be a horrible, violent, miserable place, wherever it is

KSDK is the NBC affiliate station in St. Louis.

it sounds... lovely


Its really not that bad here.
 
2013-11-05 07:33:43 AM  

phrawgh: Judge not lest ye be judged.


I think we're all safe here...  He was caught red-handed, you know.
 
2013-11-05 07:40:42 AM  

offmymeds: I was just about to quote Lincoln: "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."
-Abraham Lincoln


http://quoteinvestigator.com/2010/05/17/remain-silent/
 
2013-11-05 07:41:30 AM  

Nidiot: Make him an organ donor, organs available ASAP.


I say we set up a "You pull and pay" situation on the organs.
 
2013-11-05 07:45:25 AM  
I'm favoriting this thread to see if Mid_Mo_Mad_Man shows up to defend the dad.

Meanwhile, I'm going to see if my congresscritters can change Florida's state motto to "Hey, at least we're not Missouri!"
 
2013-11-05 07:57:25 AM  

berylman: I just want to know how Cracker Barrel configured into the conversations: "So where do we meet", "How about Pottery Barn?", "Nah. I propose Cracker Barrel", "OK, done deal".



Because the People of Walmart have too much class.
 
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