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(Daily Mail)   The latest dumbass celebrity trend is getting a spray-on tan while wearing ski goggles, to appear as though they've been on powder other than cocaine   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
    More: Dumbass, tanning booth, alpine skiing, Kim Kardashian, beauty  
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6649 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 05 Nov 2013 at 3:22 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-11-05 12:26:57 AM  
That's f*cking stupid
 
2013-11-05 12:42:49 AM  
If you write for the Daily Mail, take part in its distribution, or read it thinking that it's a legitimate news source, you should be summarily executed.
 
2013-11-05 01:31:57 AM  
this has nothing to do with a celebrity trend subby.

so the rest of your headline makes absolutely no sense.


/if the subby's can't read and comprehend the article, is it to much to ask that the admins can?
 
2013-11-05 03:25:06 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
The proof is in the pudding.

This happened.
 
2013-11-05 03:30:54 AM  
F*ck this planet.
 
2013-11-05 03:44:07 AM  

farkingismybusiness: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]
The proof is in the pudding.

This happened.


It looks more like she got shiatbombed on the bathroom floor of a Mexican restaurant.

s24.postimg.org
 
2013-11-05 03:55:47 AM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: If you write for the Daily Mail, take part in its distribution, or read it thinking that it's a legitimate news source, you should be summarily executed.


Nobody does this.
 
2013-11-05 04:00:56 AM  
img.fark.net
Looks like this cute British girl is familiar with the BBC.
 
2013-11-05 04:22:10 AM  
In Daily Fail land, a single data point is a trend of monstrous proportions...

...and social media is a wealth of factual content which requires no verification. Not that I'd ever accuse the Fail of fact-checking anything prior to publication.
 
2013-11-05 04:29:18 AM  
I'm starting a trend where I sit in a tub full of water wearing scuba goggles so I look like I've been diving....
 
2013-11-05 05:23:09 AM  
I don't even follow this sort of sh*t and I am fully aware that this picture:

i.dailymail.co.uk

Is from 2009 and was taken in Mexico after her dumb ass passed out while sunbathing.
 
2013-11-05 05:24:51 AM  
img.fark.net

And this is a photoshop.  A bad one.  I can tell by the punch-you-in-the-dick, subby.
 
2013-11-05 06:23:37 AM  

thamike: [img.fark.net image 306x423]

And this is a photoshop.  A bad one.  I can tell by the punch-you-in-the-dick, subby.


Yeah, she's totally not wearing that dress in reality. She's actually in a blue "WARRIORS" t-shirt.
 
2013-11-05 06:29:46 AM  

calbert: this has nothing to do with a celebrity trend subby.

so the rest of your headline makes absolutely no sense.


/if the subby's can't read and comprehend the article, is it to much to ask that the admins can?


www.nashvillescene.com

/not subby
//not admin
 
2013-11-05 06:47:55 AM  
Started by Kim Kardashian? Are they going with a tan line for with balls resting on their chin as well?
 
2013-11-05 06:49:11 AM  
KCTV 5's Gary Amble agrees with this trend. Dude's face is always Jersey Shore orange except for a goggle shaped patch around his eyes.

/Fun Fact: His sister is the very farkable Michelle Bachmann.
 
2013-11-05 06:50:33 AM  

GameSprocket: Started by Kim Kardashian? Are they going with a tan line for with balls resting on their chin as well?


Are they also farking black guys? There should be a pin, or something. Little fair warning of the damage.
 
2013-11-05 06:52:11 AM  
White people problems.
 
2013-11-05 07:24:46 AM  

SpdrJay: I'm starting a trend where I sit in a tub full of water wearing scuba goggles so I look like I've been diving....


I'm starting a trend where I strip naked, remove all my body hair, jam a pop-up thermometer up my ass and  fill my mouth with saltines so I look like I'm the Thanksgiving turkey.
 
2013-11-05 07:28:54 AM  

robohobo: KCTV 5's Gary Amble agrees with this trend. Dude's face is always Jersey Shore orange except for a goggle shaped patch around his eyes.

/Fun Fact: His sister is the very farkable Michelle Bachmann.


Huh... I live in KC and didn't know the Bachmann thing. Can't miss the hoggle eyes thing though.
 
2013-11-05 07:35:12 AM  

TheShavingofOccam123: SpdrJay: I'm starting a trend where I sit in a tub full of water wearing scuba goggles so I look like I've been diving....

I'm starting a trend where I strip naked, remove all my body hair, jam a pop-up thermometer up my ass and  fill my mouth with saltines so I look like I'm the Thanksgiving turkey.


Shouldn't the crackers be shoved up the ass? Have I been doing it wrong all these years?
 
2013-11-05 07:43:03 AM  
www.examiner.com
 
2013-11-05 07:57:02 AM  
Reverse Raccoons.
 
2013-11-05 08:14:20 AM  
I have a medical condition that causes me to look very tan, but in a very splotchy way. Even my lips and the palms of my hands look tan, and it has absolutely nothing to sunbathing or fake tans. I'm ahead of the pack, I'm sure everyone will be wanting to rip off their adrenal glands any day to get my unhealthy glow.
 
2013-11-05 08:23:04 AM  

TheShavingofOccam123: SpdrJay: I'm starting a trend where I sit in a tub full of water wearing scuba goggles so I look like I've been diving....

I'm starting a trend where I strip naked, remove all my body hair, jam a pop-up thermometer up my ass and  fill my mouth with saltines so I look like I'm the Thanksgiving turkey.


*zip

Go on
 
2013-11-05 08:29:58 AM  
Italian Sunglasses?
 
2013-11-05 08:57:40 AM  
When will people learn that tans suck?  Give me the hot redhead with pale skin any day of the week.  Every day of the week, in fact.
 
2013-11-05 09:25:01 AM  
Good. The more the idiots self-identify the better it is for us non-idiots.
 
2013-11-05 09:35:01 AM  
The bizarre new craze sees fake tan lovers - particularly young women - stand in tanning booths naked with just a ski mask covering their eyes.

So they want their friends to think they've been skiing naked?

farkingismybusiness:
The proof is in the pudding.

As George Carlin once said, "The proof is not in the pudding; the rice and the raisins are in the pudding. The proof of the pudding is in the eating."
 
2013-11-05 10:18:08 AM  

calbert: his has nothing to do with a celebrity trend subby.

so the rest of your headline makes absolutely no sense.


/if the subby's can't read and comprehend the article, is it to much to ask that the admins can?


The giant photo of Kim Kardashian sporting what appears to be such a tan and the caption underneath directly implying that she got it via spray tan and was "ahead of the trend" would tend to lend the reader that impression. If the Mail is wrong or misleading, that's on them.
 
2013-11-05 03:23:55 PM  
I will stab you in the stomach if I see you with a fake "ski tan".
 
2013-11-05 08:36:07 PM  
I think I saw Alfred E. Neuman with a spray-on farmer's tan recently.

Well, maybe I imagined that one. All sorts of weird things happen in my head.

But here is an AEN tan joke from the "real" world:

s3.amazonaws.com
 
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