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(Stuff.co.nz)   Japanese burger company creates "Liberation Wrapper" to discretely hide your mouth while you wolf down your food like a starving dog   (stuff.co.nz) divider line 64
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2013-11-04 08:16:38 PM  
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2013-11-04 08:23:26 PM  
The Japanese are weird about their eating. If they think there is even a chance of some inconvenience (whether in eating or people seeing you eat), they'll find a way to solve that problem.

My two favorites:

s3-ec.buzzfed.com

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-11-04 09:47:51 PM  
 
2013-11-04 10:20:46 PM  
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I don't like the cone of shame.
 
2013-11-04 10:48:21 PM  
I thought Liberation Wrappers were condoms.
 
2013-11-04 11:25:15 PM  

Fark Me To Tears: I thought Liberation Wrappers were condoms.


Those are Slavery Sleeves.
 
2013-11-04 11:26:55 PM  
Meanwhile, in America... (WARNING - autoplay)
 
2013-11-04 11:27:30 PM  
Weird they consider eating a big ass burger rude, but slurping your noodles loudly is a compliment. As much as I love taking in other cultures, some things I'll never figure out about other places.
 
2013-11-04 11:33:59 PM  
Saving women from Chocobo?

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2013-11-04 11:35:56 PM  
There's weird and then there's Japan-weird...

static.comicvine.com
 
2013-11-04 11:38:45 PM  
Do they blur out people eating on tv, the way they do pubes in their porn?
 
2013-11-04 11:39:29 PM  

kling_klang_bed: Weird they consider eating a big ass burger rude, but slurping your noodles loudly is a compliment. As much as I love taking in other cultures, some things I'll never figure out about other places.


Came to say something similar, I thought the noisy (and possibly messy) eating was considered somewhat of a compliment to the chef or host.
 
2013-11-04 11:39:58 PM  
It may be a Japanese thing but that doesn't mean it makes any sense.
 
2013-11-04 11:42:21 PM  

shanrick: Chopstick vs Fork


www.babble.com
 
2013-11-04 11:44:26 PM  

belhade: Do they blur out people eating on tv, the way they do pubes in their porn?


Nope.  There are videos of this on youtube
 
2013-11-04 11:44:42 PM  

jshine: shanrick: Chopstick vs Fork

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There are ways, dude.
 
2013-11-04 11:45:54 PM  
I like it. I have a small mouth and funny teeth,so I'm self-conscious about eating in public. I would love to have some liberation wrappers at times.
 
2013-11-04 11:48:58 PM  
Sales up 213%? Awesome. Down with sharp knees.
 
2013-11-04 11:49:26 PM  
i blame the radiation.
 
2013-11-04 11:52:09 PM  

chookbillion: I like it. I have a small mouth and funny teeth,so I'm self-conscious about eating in public. I would love to have some liberation wrappers at times.


www.scubacat.com
 
2013-11-04 11:53:28 PM  

jshine: shanrick: Chopstick vs Fork

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Chopsticks make almost anything taste better.
 
2013-11-04 11:55:31 PM  
 
2013-11-04 11:56:12 PM  
I miss freshness burger so much. Great drunk food.
 
2013-11-05 12:00:16 AM  
The Japanese never cease to amaze me.
 
2013-11-05 12:00:42 AM  

UsikFark: chookbillion: I like it. I have a small mouth and funny teeth,so I'm self-conscious about eating in public. I would love to have some liberation wrappers at times.

[www.scubacat.com image 850x637]


Well now, I don't eat coral.
And that looks like a pretty big mouth to me.
 
2013-11-05 12:09:34 AM  

liquidpoo: I miss freshness burger so much. Great drunk food.


Yeah, they make a damn fine quality burger, especially for it being a chain.
 
2013-11-05 12:11:09 AM  
I farking love you Japan
 
2013-11-05 12:12:24 AM  
That was actually a brilliant solution to a social problem and it increased the bottom line.
 
2013-11-05 12:19:48 AM  

Makh: [pretty kitty with unhappy cone.jpg]
I don't like the cone of shame.


Aww. Poor kitty.

Is it/he/she/hän yours?
 
2013-11-05 12:34:21 AM  
Discrete: separated, not in a continuous form
Discreet: being unnoticed.
 
2013-11-05 12:39:17 AM  
I want one to hide my identity while I fight crime.
 
2013-11-05 12:40:41 AM  

dericwater: Discrete: separated, not in a continuous form
Discreet: being unnoticed.


I can't believe I didn't notice that!
I'm getting old. It will happen to all of you.
Crap.
 
2013-11-05 12:54:44 AM  

kling_klang_bed: Weird they consider eating a big ass burger rude, but slurping your noodles loudly is a compliment. As much as I love taking in other cultures, some things I'll never figure out about other places.


FTFA: Small mouths - or ochobo - are considered attractive in Japan

It's not about the eating; it's about the gaping maw.
 
2013-11-05 12:54:47 AM  
Fine. Diagram that shiat in a white jumpsuit and hard hat. Make sure it's numbered too. None of that guessin' funny stuff.
 
2013-11-05 01:10:55 AM  

mizchief: Isn't this "freeing women" about the same as giving slaves a blanket so no one could see them work?


ikr?! lame solution to lame sexist concept.
 
2013-11-05 01:12:07 AM  

thedumbone: kling_klang_bed: Weird they consider eating a big ass burger rude, but slurping your noodles loudly is a compliment. As much as I love taking in other cultures, some things I'll never figure out about other places.

FTFA: Small mouths - or ochobo - are considered attractive in Japan

It's not about the eating; it's about the gaping maw.


That's probably true. In Japanese swallow porn, when the many blurred penises are shooting non-blurred cum into the woman's non-blurred mouth, she is generally trying to keep her mouth open as little as possible. She takes all the cum, but it's like she's really trying to do it in a dainty, lady-like fashion -- not like American (or German) swallow porn where the women sometimes pry their mouths open with their fingers just to make sure that all that seminal fluid goes in and the camera captures everything, including a detailed view of her dental fillings. Those Japanese lady porn stars show real class.
 
2013-11-05 01:15:38 AM  
this isn't that odd.
 
2013-11-05 01:18:53 AM  

dericwater: Discrete: separated, not in a continuous form
Discreet: being unnoticed.


THANK you. I really didn't want to have to fix that one myself. Things could have gotten ugly.
 
2013-11-05 01:37:45 AM  

saturn badger: That was actually a brilliant solution to a social problem

way to make wastefully eating overly large portion sizes socially acceptable and it increased the bottom waistlines of their customers.
 
2013-11-05 01:40:59 AM  

Fark Me To Tears: where the women sometimes pry their mouths open with their fingers just to make sure that all that seminal fluid goes in and the camera captures everything, including a detailed view of her dental fillings.


or where they stick their tongues out straining mightily at the roots like they're using them as anglerfish lures, I mean all the way out

Yeah, whatever, I occasionally go snuffle through the trash piles of the Net.

Ameripr0n gets incredibly boring after 15 minutes. Why is that?

Anyone got a solution?
 
2013-11-05 01:42:20 AM  

scottydoesntknow: The Japanese are weird about their eating. If they think there is even a chance of some inconvenience (whether in eating or people seeing you eat), they'll find a way to solve that problem.

My two favorites:

[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x829]

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x293]


What's the top one supposed to fix?
And where do I get a wrist fan?
 
2013-11-05 02:12:43 AM  

goatleggedfellow: saturn badger: That was actually a brilliant solution to a social problem way to make wastefully eating overly large portion sizes socially acceptable and it increased the bottom waistlines of their customers.


Japan has its share of oversized food porn. The difference being that they don't eat the shiat every single day.
 
2013-11-05 02:16:48 AM  

MrEricSir: [i.imgur.com image 640x360]

The Onion did it.


That's funny, but it should have been a KFC bag...of salt
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2013-11-05 03:59:35 AM  

jshine: shanrick: Chopstick vs Fork

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You think that looks good?

You ain't never had raw meat, brother. Sliced thin, some raw horse makes that steak look like the shoe leather it is.
 
2013-11-05 04:16:22 AM  
Those wrappers are ubiquitous in Japan, by the way. They're not to hide your face, they're to catch all the juices and stuff that leak out of the burgers, which are always on slightly too small buns and prone to juiciness. Someone just printed a face on one as a marketing gimmick. Since fads in Japan have the lifespan of burning sheets of nitrocellulose, I wouldn't worry too much.
 
2013-11-05 05:28:26 AM  
graphics8.nytimes.com

"Any questions?"
 
2013-11-05 06:39:23 AM  
I wonder what the hell makes the japanese so different from everyone... Yeah, I know cultural differences exist everywhere, but it seems as if they got at least half of all the differences.

At least they don't have currywurst.
 
2013-11-05 07:16:44 AM  

Public Savant: I wonder what the hell makes the japanese so different from everyone... Yeah, I know cultural differences exist everywhere, but it seems as if they got at least half of all the differences.

At least they don't have currywurst.


They practiced isolationism for like a century when we were making stream engines
 
2013-11-05 07:39:28 AM  

RogermcAllen: jshine: shanrick: Chopstick vs Fork

[www.babble.com image 850x568]

Chopsticks make almost anything taste better.


I don't think you're supposed to eat them...
 
2013-11-05 08:16:01 AM  

shanrick: Chopstick vs Fork


Fork won!

Chopstick disqualified on the soup challenge, for not really being part of the solution.  Also lost points for hogging cake.

/Although, interesting attempt to getting away with racist comment.
 
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