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(Sun Sentinel)   Criminal mastermind burglarizes home, leaves his cell phone behind. And then his mother called   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 20
    More: Florida, South Florida, Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office, burglary, crimes  
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2013-11-04 09:12:55 PM
CSB:
My friend is a computer technician.  Last week, they get a call from a very obviously Russian woman asking about her system.  Despite all their searching, they had to tell her they didn't have it.  Her reaction was "Is okay, my son is lying to me, I will take care of it."

He's truly afraid of what happened to said Russian guy.
 
2013-11-04 09:32:40 PM

FriarReb98: CSB:
My friend is a computer technician.  Last week, they get a call from a very obviously Russian woman asking about her system.  Despite all their searching, they had to tell her they didn't have it.  Her reaction was "Is okay, my son is lying to me, I will take care of it."

He's truly afraid of what happened to said Russian guy.


Anyone in town missing and presumed dead?
 
2013-11-04 09:33:17 PM
If Obama had a son, he'd look like Derek Codd
 
2013-11-04 09:35:04 PM
Imbeciles, much like orange groves, are plentiful in FL.
 
2013-11-04 09:35:06 PM
You've gotta love the geinus behind this well planned crime
 
2013-11-04 09:37:21 PM

Lorilynn: You've gotta love the geinus behind this well planned crime


Geinus.....are those like gnocchi?

I love gnocchi!
 
2013-11-04 09:49:05 PM
Somebody should tell that guy that chinstrap beards went out of style shortly after he was born.
 
2013-11-04 10:01:46 PM
Never answer the telephone when you're in the middle of a job. Who are you supposed to be, for heaven's sake?

/yeah, I know it doesn't quite fit
 
2013-11-04 10:26:15 PM
What's up with all the derp from Lake Worthless this week - the lesbo rough sex, the pedo, and now this?
 
2013-11-04 10:42:24 PM
That's like robbing a bank for $2000 and leaving behind your wallet with $2000 in it.
 
2013-11-04 10:53:30 PM
Had a guy whose mom called him to ask what he wanted for dinnerwhile he was cleaning up and staging the scene of a double murder. There was a cell tower 400 yards away. Got 52 to life.
Not really a CSB.
 
2013-11-04 11:22:16 PM

nickdaisy: If Obama had a son, he'd look like Derek Codd



I love that this meme has gotten so ridiculous we can even apply it to a story like this.
 
2013-11-04 11:23:03 PM
I'll bet in his next mugshot he'll be sporting neck tattoos.
 
2013-11-04 11:55:17 PM
Why is the owner of the stolen jewelry the victim's wife and not the victim?
 
2013-11-05 12:50:55 AM

Por que tan serioso: Had a guy whose mom called him to ask what he wanted for dinnerwhile he was cleaning up and staging the scene of a double murder. There was a cell tower 400 yards away. Got 52 to life.
Not really a CSB.


No, but a great CSI.
 
2013-11-05 01:20:21 AM
It certainly made prime time.
 
2013-11-05 02:29:46 AM

baronbloodbath: Lorilynn: You've gotta love the geinus behind this well planned crime

Geinus.....are those like gnocchi?

I love gnocchi!


No, silly.
 
2013-11-05 08:23:30 AM
FTFA:  Both were arrested. They're facing multiple charges, including burglary and larceny. The pair remained behind bars late Monday, with bail set at $1,000 for Rynearson and $18,000 for Codd, according to county records

Gotta love that bail equality.  Minding that I know nothing of priors or flight-risk here, but might think the reporter would wonder about the difference.
 
2013-11-05 08:53:14 AM
This is a foretaste of a future where everyone is tracked by GPS and suspects have to explain why they were at a crime scene.
 
2013-11-05 11:33:09 AM

jayessell: This is a foretaste of a future where everyone is tracked by GPS and suspects have to explain why they were at a crime scene.


Tell your mother not to call when you're working.
 
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