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(Guardian)   Explicit French lesbian film "Blue is the Warmest Color" to be remade for American audiences, with Emma Watson and Kate Upton in the leading roles   (theguardian.com) divider line 120
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2013-11-04 07:59:31 PM
Yeah, but all the good parts are going to have Dwayne Johnson interrupting.
 
2013-11-04 08:02:03 PM

BKITU: Yeah, but all the good parts are going to have Dwayne Johnson interrupting.


I'm surprisingly okay with that.
 
2013-11-04 08:02:10 PM
Explicit French lesbian film "Blue is the Warmest Color" to be remade for Fair_Poopsmith, with Emma Watson and Kate Upton in the leading roles

FTFY
 
2013-11-04 08:02:16 PM
I hope they keep the scissoring scene.
 
2013-11-04 08:02:22 PM
Will be rated R for "Really taking out all the good parts"!
 
2013-11-04 08:02:47 PM

BKITU: Yeah, but all the good parts are going to have Dwayne Johnson interrupting.


The good parts will be omitted altogether.  farking Bowdlerizers.

/ somebody got the original?
 
2013-11-04 08:02:49 PM

BKITU: Yeah, but all the good parts are going to have Dwayne Johnson interrupting.



*slow clap*


Well done.
 
2013-11-04 08:03:10 PM
My blood flow was already being redirected, then I read the article.

Not cool
 
2013-11-04 08:04:54 PM
i.imgur.com

This is the look on my face as I furiously fap to the thought of that.
 
2013-11-04 08:05:52 PM
You know how I know that not many people have clicked on the link?
 
2013-11-04 08:05:58 PM
...Aaaand I'm spent

/Reads article
//Meh, whatever
///Still got mine
 
2013-11-04 08:06:14 PM
Top marks for that one, subby.  Context HOTY candidate I say.
 
2013-11-04 08:06:48 PM
Say that sh*t to my face, subby, you pussy.
 
2013-11-04 08:06:52 PM
I hope it's better than the American remake of Les Cousins Dangereux.
 
2013-11-04 08:08:24 PM
Didn't sound possibly true, but I clicked anyway.  Well done.
 
KIA
2013-11-04 08:09:00 PM
Got a good mental image, taking notes to come back and check for actuals once I get out of my bunk.
 
2013-11-04 08:09:09 PM
I like the way they think.
 
2013-11-04 08:10:29 PM
Aww, now that's nearly as bad as the animal attack/cruelty links that frequent the video tab.  BAD SUBBY, BAD!  NO DONUT!
 
2013-11-04 08:11:47 PM

mrlewish: You know how I know that not many people have clicked on the link?


They'll click it in a few minutes when they're done.
 
2013-11-04 08:13:04 PM
Got me hook, line and sinker. Well played!
 
2013-11-04 08:13:32 PM
Wow.  Nicely played Smitty!
 
2013-11-04 08:14:02 PM
Well played, Smittifier!
 
2013-11-04 08:15:11 PM
Subby deserves a cockpunch.  I haven't been this disappointed since Father McCaffery told me to look under the alter if I wanted to see a leprechaun.
 
2013-11-04 08:17:02 PM
There are a lot of things wrong with that article, but everything is alright with that headline.
 
2013-11-04 08:17:58 PM
Subby...
www.spoof99.com
 
2013-11-04 08:18:04 PM
i can't fap to that article!

/tries anyway
 
2013-11-04 08:18:39 PM

Inquisitive Inquisitor: BKITU: Yeah, but all the good parts are going to have Dwayne Johnson interrupting.

I'm surprisingly okay with that.


So am I.
 
2013-11-04 08:19:36 PM
Clicked link, read title, and LOLed heartily. Well done subby.
 
2013-11-04 08:19:44 PM
In other news, here are some outtakes of Natalie Portman in a http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
 
2013-11-04 08:20:08 PM
This is for you Subby:


s.iosfans.com
 
2013-11-04 08:20:18 PM
HOTY!
 
2013-11-04 08:23:04 PM
Reads tag

/Soft Cow

Clicks and reads article

/flaccid
 
2013-11-04 08:23:51 PM
What submitter may look like:

i182.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-04 08:26:45 PM
For you, Subby

i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-11-04 08:28:15 PM
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-11-04 08:29:16 PM

mrlewish: You know how I know that not many people have clicked on the link?


For many Denial is the sweetest vacation hot spot.  They can stay there for free, as long as they don't click the link.
 
2013-11-04 08:29:33 PM
well at least its not called "Blue is the Wafflest Color".
 
2013-11-04 08:32:55 PM

jake_lex: This is for you Subby:


[s.iosfans.com image 638x540]


That^
 
2013-11-04 08:33:26 PM
For those that are curious here is link to a real story on this movie. http://business.avn.com/articles/legal/Op-Ed-IFC-Lets-High-Schoolers- S ee-Blue-Is-the-Warmest-Color-535419.html (NSFW)
 
2013-11-04 08:35:27 PM
I think I clicked as I was reading "Kate" because I expected Kate Blanchett. (Which is acutally spelled Cate.)
 
2013-11-04 08:36:45 PM
Dammit subby, YOU come explain to my penis that this is a false alarm! YOU come deal with the tears and disappointment!
 
2013-11-04 08:37:27 PM
If subby had said "Ellen Page" rather than "Kate Upton", it might have been more believable.
 
2013-11-04 08:40:41 PM
Well played, my friend. Well played.
 
2013-11-04 08:42:31 PM
Can someone explain to me why anyone is interested in a 3 hour Cinemax film when if they want porn it's easily accessible?
 
2013-11-04 08:47:36 PM

FriarReb98: Top marks for that one, subby.  Context HOTY candidate I say.


This.
 
2013-11-04 08:48:33 PM

buntz: Can someone explain to me why anyone is interested in a 3 hour Cinemax film when if they want porn it's easily accessible?


I think about this all the time.  I think it's part nostalgia, part wanting the unattainable.
 
2013-11-04 08:51:38 PM
Dear Subby:


I hate you.
 
2013-11-04 08:53:21 PM
Bravo, subby! Well played!
 
2013-11-04 08:53:49 PM
I'm not getting it.
 
2013-11-04 08:55:11 PM
headline of the motherfarking year
 
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