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(Little Green Footballs)   Ted Cruz's mentor of 42 years believes evolution is a Communist lie   (littlegreenfootballs.com) divider line 38
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3489 clicks; posted to Politics » on 04 Nov 2013 at 5:24 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-11-04 05:10:20 PM  
19 votes:
Also, from the LGF comments:
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Hah!
2013-11-04 05:32:31 PM  
14 votes:
When you hear all these things about homosexual marriage, this has nothing to do with homosexual rights. Did you know that? The whole objective is the destruction of the traditional family, it has nothing to do with homosexuals, they could care less about homosexuals, they want to destroy the family.

When Massachusetts became the first state to celebrate gay marriages, we were all so happy! Then we found out that our families were destroyed.

My state issued gay wife has forced me to wear sensible shoes and attend Tori Amos concerts with her, and I just want it to stop. I farking hate quinoa- it's not even real food.

If you care about your family, don't let this happen to you!
2013-11-04 05:20:29 PM  
5 votes:
FTFA: Baloney! I am a scientist, there is nothing scientific about evolution.

i.imgur.com
2013-11-04 10:06:43 PM  
3 votes:
When I look at Ted Cruz, and hear him talk, I, too, question the validity of evolution.
2013-11-04 07:11:44 PM  
3 votes:
sendtodave:
Look, only one god led us all out of slavery in Egypt. We shall have no other gods before him.

Hermes?  Isis?  throw me a bone here man.
2013-11-04 05:12:47 PM  
3 votes:
Do @tedcruz and @SenRandPaul have some kind of contest going for craziest father son team in politics? #tcot #uniteblue #gop

- Kragar (@Kragar_LGF) November 4, 2013

Okay, I'm done.
2013-11-04 06:19:11 PM  
2 votes:
fim.413chan.net
2013-11-04 06:03:56 PM  
2 votes:
The fact that Ted Cruz's career is going to be torpedoed by his own father is so delicious, I want a second helping.
2013-11-04 05:59:09 PM  
2 votes:
Between Ted Cruz and his nutty father, Rand Paul's plagiarism and shooting Maddow, and the 2012 Election book destroying Christie....the 2016 GOP nomination season should be fantastic.
2013-11-04 05:25:58 PM  
2 votes:

Somacandra: FTFA: Baloney! I am a scientist, there is nothing scientific about evolution.

[i.imgur.com image 769x595]


He's an oil an gas engineer or something, which is more along the lines of "scientician".

It would be me announcing in a medical emergency, "stand back, I'm a doctor!" because I have a J.D.
2013-11-04 05:04:12 PM  
2 votes:
Ain't no man gonna tell me I come from no damn ape.
2013-11-05 11:27:16 AM  
1 votes:

SunsetLament: LMAO - Obama wrote an entire book about how all his adult male role models were communist shiatheads (including his father) and I'm supposed to give a fark about what Cruz's father's religious beliefs are?


$50 says you never read that book.
2013-11-05 06:01:37 AM  
1 votes:

SunsetLament: LMAO - Obama wrote an entire book about how all his adult male role models were communist shiatheads (including his father) and I'm supposed to give a fark about what Cruz's father's religious beliefs are?


No, of course not. you're a troll and a terrible one at that.

You're just supposed to deflect and shill shamelessly. Gud jerb, btw. Keep it up.

Believing evolution is communist lie isn't a religious belief it's simply a possibly insane belief and most assuredly a amusingly ignorant one.

Almost as amusing as watching you singing along with Victoria Jackson.
2013-11-04 11:59:34 PM  
1 votes:
*yowl*
*heave*
*heave*
*gulp*
*choke*
*heave*
*yooooowwwwllll*

i1.glitter-graphics.org
2013-11-04 11:12:23 PM  
1 votes:

andrewagill: In the past this information has been suppressed, but now it can be told. Every man, woman, and mutant on this planet shall know the truth about de-evolution.


Apparently Booji gave you the papers.
2013-11-04 10:29:40 PM  
1 votes:

clancifer: On behalf of Texas, I send my sincere regrets and apologies for sending Ted Cruz to the Capitol.


Shut up and sing!
2013-11-04 09:43:52 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
Your move, creationists.
2013-11-04 09:30:20 PM  
1 votes:
i43.tinypic.com
2013-11-04 08:43:46 PM  
1 votes:

a_bilge_monkey: I just love the Harrowing of Hell. Stupid Abraham and the early prophets for not being washed in the blood of the lamb.


My favorite are these Protestant churches that have only existed for a few years (or even just a few decades) that insist that only THEIR method of worshiping Christ will allow people to enter Heaven.
"So you're saying for close to 1950 years every person born was garunteed to g to hell when they die because you didn't form your church until the 70's?"
2013-11-04 08:37:06 PM  
1 votes:
i158.photobucket.com

In the past this information has been suppressed, but now it can be told. Every man, woman, and mutant on this planet shall know the truth about de-evolution.
2013-11-04 08:02:46 PM  
1 votes:
treeofmamre.files.wordpress.com

Here we have Communists showing their love of intellectuals who have that fancy book learnin'.
2013-11-04 07:55:20 PM  
1 votes:
Sp...he's bevets?
2013-11-04 07:08:25 PM  
1 votes:
 The last person who tried to tell me that Evolution was bogus because there was no evidence of it actually happening had to follow up with "well except for bacteria, and some viruses".
yea, so except for like 90%+ of the life on the planet evolution is total bunk. Anywho rather than argue this one I'll just be grateful that my children have a leg up on the wealthy zealots' children.
2013-11-04 07:02:59 PM  
1 votes:

fusillade762: what_now: When you hear all these things about homosexual marriage, this has nothing to do with homosexual rights. Did you know that? The whole objective is the destruction of the traditional family, it has nothing to do with homosexuals, they could care less about homosexuals, they want to destroy the family.

When Massachusetts became the first state to celebrate gay marriages, we were all so happy! Then we found out that our families were destroyed.

My state issued gay wife has forced me to wear sensible shoes and attend Tori Amos concerts with her, and I just want it to stop. I farking hate quinoa- it's not even real food.

If you care about your family, don't let this happen to you!

Tori Amos and quinoa? I should be so lucky. It's nothing but Indigo Girls concerts and tofu here.


Horrible for sure, but you gotta admit Subaru makes a quality car.
2013-11-04 06:46:17 PM  
1 votes:

what_now: When you hear all these things about homosexual marriage, this has nothing to do with homosexual rights. Did you know that? The whole objective is the destruction of the traditional family, it has nothing to do with homosexuals, they could care less about homosexuals, they want to destroy the family.

When Massachusetts became the first state to celebrate gay marriages, we were all so happy! Then we found out that our families were destroyed.

My state issued gay wife has forced me to wear sensible shoes and attend Tori Amos concerts with her, and I just want it to stop. I farking hate quinoa- it's not even real food.

If you care about your family, don't let this happen to you!


Tori Amos and quinoa? I should be so lucky. It's nothing but Indigo Girls concerts and tofu here.
2013-11-04 06:41:37 PM  
1 votes:
2013-11-04 06:40:31 PM  
1 votes:
Before we get too far into this.

i43.tinypic.com

/stolen from another Farker
2013-11-04 06:39:05 PM  
1 votes:

Coco LaFemme: MJMaloney187: The old man is right. Evolution is used as a means to marginalize Christianity. Evolution is held up not for academic purposes, but to mock Christians. 'Take away the church and the people have only the government to worship' is the idea.

I think people that argue either way are simpletons, but the old man is right.

LOL NO.


Says the brainwashed, government loving liberal.

See? You can't beat his argument.

Because since you don't believe what he says, you are obviously a simple minded dupe, already in the arms of the devil. And the devil is socialism.
2013-11-04 06:24:48 PM  
1 votes:
The old man is right. Evolution is used as a means to marginalize Christianity. Evolution is held up not for academic purposes, but to mock Christians. 'Take away the church and the people have only the government to worship' is the idea.

I think people that argue either way are simpletons, but the old man is right.
2013-11-04 06:11:18 PM  
1 votes:

Linux_Yes: vygramul: Science is of the devil!


F that.  Accounting is the Devil.    i'd rather have a root canal than have to take any more accounting classes.


When I was a software engineer, I had to work on an accounting system and got a close look at what government accounting was like. I think I'd rather be a Cthulhu researcher.
2013-11-04 06:09:58 PM  
1 votes:

clancifer: On behalf of Texas, I send my sincere regrets and apologies for sending Ted Cruz to the Capitol.


 In leiu of sending a Democrat to the Senate, self sabotaging the GOP from the inside the 2nd best thing we could have done.   At least we didn't send another under the radar powerbroker like Jon Cornyn.

Ted Cruz may be a nut, but he's entirely representative of millions of nutter's views.    I say, let all of America see the DERP I have to hear any day on any conservative talk radio.    Let those who have isolated themselves from the DERP experience it fully with both eyes wide open.   Maybe they'll think twice the next time they try to tell themselves some "bof sidez r teh same badz" false narrative.
2013-11-04 06:09:23 PM  
1 votes:
Tell me again, why is it we should take the word of one of Castro's guerillas?
2013-11-04 06:01:37 PM  
1 votes:
If in the year 2013 you do not believe in evolution, you should be beaten in the head with a brick until you do.  Simple as that.  Not believing in evolution falls in the same boat as thinking the Earth is flat.  Or that Barack Obama was born outside the U. S. and George W. Bush blew up the Twin Towers in a controlled demolition.  It's all batshiat yahooery of the highest order.
2013-11-04 05:57:52 PM  
1 votes:
You know why communism failed Cruz family?

Evolution.
2013-11-04 05:35:31 PM  
1 votes:

vygramul: Science is of the devil!



F that.  Accounting is the Devil.    i'd rather have a root canal than have to take any more accounting classes.
2013-11-04 05:31:53 PM  
1 votes:
Under a Capitalist System, Man exploits Man.
under a Communist one, it's just the opposite.



--renowned American Economist John Kenneth Galbraith.
2013-11-04 05:23:10 PM  
1 votes:
Thats a most convoluted argument

Thats something I'd expect Homer Simpson to say, not a real farking person.
2013-11-04 05:14:25 PM  
1 votes:
I've met so many Christians that tell me 'evolution is a scientific fact.' Baloney! I am a scientist, there is nothing scientific about evolution.

Not that I expect this loony to back up his senile ravings with facts, but I'd like to know what vault all of the rock-solid, peer-reviewed, evolution-debunking papers he's authored are locked in.
 
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