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(Little Green Footballs)   Ted Cruz's mentor of 42 years believes evolution is a Communist lie   (littlegreenfootballs.com) divider line 189
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2013-11-04 05:04:12 PM  
Ain't no man gonna tell me I come from no damn ape.
 
2013-11-04 05:08:40 PM  
I can't wait to watch the same people who screamed for months about Jeremiah Wright try to claim that Ted Cruz's pops' opinions have NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH TED AND IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE YOUR (sic) A RACIST.
 
2013-11-04 05:10:20 PM  
Also, from the LGF comments:
img.fark.net

Hah!
 
2013-11-04 05:12:47 PM  
Do @tedcruz and @SenRandPaul have some kind of contest going for craziest father son team in politics? #tcot #uniteblue #gop

- Kragar (@Kragar_LGF) November 4, 2013

Okay, I'm done.
 
2013-11-04 05:13:58 PM  
On behalf of Texas, I send my sincere regrets and apologies for sending Ted Cruz to the Capitol.
 
2013-11-04 05:14:21 PM  
Science is of the devil!
 
2013-11-04 05:14:25 PM  
I've met so many Christians that tell me 'evolution is a scientific fact.' Baloney! I am a scientist, there is nothing scientific about evolution.

Not that I expect this loony to back up his senile ravings with facts, but I'd like to know what vault all of the rock-solid, peer-reviewed, evolution-debunking papers he's authored are locked in.
 
2013-11-04 05:20:29 PM  
FTFA: Baloney! I am a scientist, there is nothing scientific about evolution.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-04 05:23:10 PM  
Thats a most convoluted argument

Thats something I'd expect Homer Simpson to say, not a real farking person.
 
2013-11-04 05:25:58 PM  

Somacandra: FTFA: Baloney! I am a scientist, there is nothing scientific about evolution.

[i.imgur.com image 769x595]


He's an oil an gas engineer or something, which is more along the lines of "scientician".

It would be me announcing in a medical emergency, "stand back, I'm a doctor!" because I have a J.D.
 
2013-11-04 05:28:30 PM  
wing-nut-man
 
2013-11-04 05:28:58 PM  
So Cruz's father is his own Rev. Jeremiah Wright?
 
2013-11-04 05:29:22 PM  
How soon until Ted accuses the liberal press of misquoting his father?
 
2013-11-04 05:29:45 PM  

assets.nydailynews.com


hey Ted, we should talk

 
2013-11-04 05:30:02 PM  

exick: I've met so many Christians that tell me 'evolution is a scientific fact.' Baloney! I am a scientist, there is nothing scientific about evolution.

Not that I expect this loony to back up his senile ravings with facts, but I'd like to know what vault all of the rock-solid, peer-reviewed, evolution-debunking papers he's authored are locked in.


I'm betting it's the same one that contains Michelle's "Whitey" tape.
 
2013-11-04 05:30:23 PM  
Darwin and Marx also plotted together in their time to have fantastic beards. Those bearded bastards.
 
2013-11-04 05:31:53 PM  
Under a Capitalist System, Man exploits Man.
under a Communist one, it's just the opposite.



--renowned American Economist John Kenneth Galbraith.
 
2013-11-04 05:32:23 PM  
And the US proudly continues its decline and fall as the preeminent nation for science...

But hey, they stuck it to the libs.
 
2013-11-04 05:32:31 PM  
When you hear all these things about homosexual marriage, this has nothing to do with homosexual rights. Did you know that? The whole objective is the destruction of the traditional family, it has nothing to do with homosexuals, they could care less about homosexuals, they want to destroy the family.

When Massachusetts became the first state to celebrate gay marriages, we were all so happy! Then we found out that our families were destroyed.

My state issued gay wife has forced me to wear sensible shoes and attend Tori Amos concerts with her, and I just want it to stop. I farking hate quinoa- it's not even real food.

If you care about your family, don't let this happen to you!
 
2013-11-04 05:33:53 PM  

clancifer: On behalf of Texas, I send my sincere regrets and apologies for sending Ted Cruz to the Capitol.


He's crazy, but doesn't sit on any major committee's and hasn't really sought or passed any legislation, yet.

So you've got a long way to go before your apology get's there from Coborn and Inhofe, here in Okie land.
 
2013-11-04 05:34:31 PM  

clancifer: On behalf of Texas, I send my sincere regrets and apologies for sending Ted Cruz to the Capitol.



lol.   well, everyone makes mistakes.  the key is how we deal with those mistakes and move on.
 
2013-11-04 05:35:07 PM  
You know what other politician had mentors with kooky ideas?
 
2013-11-04 05:35:31 PM  

vygramul: Science is of the devil!



F that.  Accounting is the Devil.    i'd rather have a root canal than have to take any more accounting classes.
 
2013-11-04 05:35:57 PM  
Como si desis? "No shiate sherlock."

/apologize for my hooked on phonics version of spanish
 
2013-11-04 05:55:06 PM  
No, LYSENKOISM is a Soviet lie.

For Jesus Jumping Buttered-Toast Christ. There were ACTUAL Soviet evolution-related dogma you could have picked from.
 
2013-11-04 05:57:26 PM  

born_yesterday: And the US proudly continues its decline and fall as the preeminent nation for science...

But hey, they stuck it to the libs.


Some loudmouths yapping about their beliefs does not a scientific consensus make.
 
2013-11-04 05:57:52 PM  
You know why communism failed Cruz family?

Evolution.
 
2013-11-04 05:58:02 PM  
I love how these common clay Americans believe Communists lie & Capitalists don't.
 
2013-11-04 05:58:33 PM  
But Reverend Wright!
 
2013-11-04 05:59:05 PM  
Can we stop calling him Ted and call him Rafael?
 
2013-11-04 05:59:09 PM  
Between Ted Cruz and his nutty father, Rand Paul's plagiarism and shooting Maddow, and the 2012 Election book destroying Christie....the 2016 GOP nomination season should be fantastic.
 
2013-11-04 05:59:51 PM  
Rafael Cruz tells Rafael Cruz that the truth is lies and lies are like the great glory hole in the truck stop
 
2013-11-04 06:01:11 PM  

foo monkey: Can we stop calling him Ted and call him Rafael?


Nah, we call people what they want to be called. Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, Mitt Romney ... To do otherwise is only a tacky signal of disrespect, and just reflects poorly on you, not the target of your disrespect.
 
2013-11-04 06:01:18 PM  

Isitoveryet: I love how these common clay Americans believe Communists lie & Capitalists don't.


American Capitalism became a religion a long time ago.

If you make more money, you are more blessed, and if you are able to be so blessed, you must not be a liar, because lying is a sin, and the blessed don't sin.

QED.
 
2013-11-04 06:01:37 PM  
If in the year 2013 you do not believe in evolution, you should be beaten in the head with a brick until you do.  Simple as that.  Not believing in evolution falls in the same boat as thinking the Earth is flat.  Or that Barack Obama was born outside the U. S. and George W. Bush blew up the Twin Towers in a controlled demolition.  It's all batshiat yahooery of the highest order.
 
2013-11-04 06:01:40 PM  
God damn.

America!
 
2013-11-04 06:03:56 PM  
The fact that Ted Cruz's career is going to be torpedoed by his own father is so delicious, I want a second helping.
 
2013-11-04 06:04:47 PM  

Coco LaFemme: If in the year 2013 you do not believe in evolution, you should be beaten in the head with a brick until you do.  Simple as that.  Not believing in evolution falls in the same boat as thinking the Earth is flat.  Or that Barack Obama was born outside the U. S. and George W. Bush blew up the Twin Towers in a controlled demolition.  It's all batshiat yahooery of the highest order.


We all know that the Saudis blew up the World Trade Centers. Geeeezzz

/And Cheney made about 40-80 Billion dollars on the whole invasion thingy, via his blackwater mercenaries.
 
2013-11-04 06:06:41 PM  
Anytime someone claims evolution is not a fact or "scientific" I like them to explain what creationism has contributed to science in the last week/month/year/decade/century...

img708.imageshack.us
 
2013-11-04 06:07:41 PM  
 
2013-11-04 06:09:23 PM  
Tell me again, why is it we should take the word of one of Castro's guerillas?
 
2013-11-04 06:09:58 PM  

clancifer: On behalf of Texas, I send my sincere regrets and apologies for sending Ted Cruz to the Capitol.


 In leiu of sending a Democrat to the Senate, self sabotaging the GOP from the inside the 2nd best thing we could have done.   At least we didn't send another under the radar powerbroker like Jon Cornyn.

Ted Cruz may be a nut, but he's entirely representative of millions of nutter's views.    I say, let all of America see the DERP I have to hear any day on any conservative talk radio.    Let those who have isolated themselves from the DERP experience it fully with both eyes wide open.   Maybe they'll think twice the next time they try to tell themselves some "bof sidez r teh same badz" false narrative.
 
2013-11-04 06:11:18 PM  

Linux_Yes: vygramul: Science is of the devil!


F that.  Accounting is the Devil.    i'd rather have a root canal than have to take any more accounting classes.


When I was a software engineer, I had to work on an accounting system and got a close look at what government accounting was like. I think I'd rather be a Cthulhu researcher.
 
2013-11-04 06:13:19 PM  

Elzar: Anytime someone claims evolution is not a fact or "scientific" I like them to explain what creationism has contributed to science in the last week/month/year/decade/century...

[img708.imageshack.us image 500x719]


The response, of course, is that all the beneficial, practical, contributions to science are those that adhere to a strict literal biblical interpretation. Distant starlight is due to either a change in the speed of light over time or the fact that God created distant starlight 'in transit' when the stars were created. Duh!
 
2013-11-04 06:15:35 PM  

cman: Thats a most convoluted argument

Thats something I'd expect Homer Simpson to say, not a real farking person.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79YUknp1T7I
 
2013-11-04 06:16:52 PM  

The RIchest Man in Babylon: I can't wait to watch the same people who screamed for months about Jeremiah Wright try to claim that Ted Cruz's pops' opinions have NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH TED AND IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE YOUR (sic) A RACIST.


First thing I thought of too...I'll bet that mentor's influence is about to SERIOUSLY come into doubt from the Right-Wing Media.
 
2013-11-04 06:19:11 PM  
fim.413chan.net
 
2013-11-04 06:19:27 PM  
Someone needs to photoshop his head on Abe Simpson's "Old man yells at Cloud" picture.

/no photoshop
// or mad PS skilz
 
2013-11-04 06:20:19 PM  
I was going to quote this and comment, but... damn.  That is some weapons-grade stupid.  I don't even know where to begin.
 
2013-11-04 06:24:09 PM  
As any intelligent person knows, we didn't evolve from monkeys, we just have the same common ancestor.
 
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