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(Uproxx)   The entire internet has been tricked into reporting about a new Full House series. What a bunch of dummies   (uproxx.com ) divider line
    More: Fail, Jodie Sweetin, full house, TGIF  
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2013-11-04 05:25:09 PM  
Good...glad it's a hoax.  Full House sucked then and it sucks harder now in reruns.

Only two good things came out of that show....and both of them are attached to Jodie Sweetin's chest.
 
2013-11-04 05:27:09 PM  
You might want to think this one through, ABC ... you could probably get quite a few viewers to tune in.

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2013-11-04 05:28:47 PM  
trolling people on the Interwebs?  HOW RUDE!
 
2013-11-04 05:30:57 PM  
First I have heard of it. No need to bring it back unless Jodies boobs will be starring.
 
2013-11-04 05:32:03 PM  
I try to never post on threads about things I hate... but CROM, I HATED FULL HOUSE WITH THE FURY OF THOUSANDS OF SUNS!!!

Hated the insipid acting!
Hated the saccharine storylines!
Hated the Olsen twins!

The only show that I hated even more was probably Saved by the Bell...
 
2013-11-04 05:32:11 PM  
Today's the day that Marty McFly goes to in the future, too.
 
2013-11-04 05:58:25 PM  
Cut.  It.  Out!
 
2013-11-04 06:04:42 PM  
My CSB Full House edition:

I was at a friends house in rural Oklahoma and we were watching the '89? world series in San Fran. when the earth quake hit in the middle of the game.
During the time they were getting everything back in order our affiliate ran Full House Re-runs.  No Internet to find out what happened, We thought thousands of people were dead.
CNN was pretty new back then and there really wasn't a big 24 hour news system either(that I knew of) back then so we had to wait a few hours for the local news to tell us if there were dead people under a crumbling stadium.  So, the Full House gang got us through that troubling time.

Thanks a lot Uncle Jesse
 
2013-11-04 06:10:44 PM  

elvindeath: You might want to think this one through, ABC ... you could probably get quite a few viewers to tune in.

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Full Blouse
 
2013-11-04 06:14:00 PM  
That show was way too 80's to survive now.
 
2013-11-04 06:16:55 PM  

DarkPascual: I try to never post on threads about things I hate... but CROM, I HATED FULL HOUSE WITH THE FURY OF THOUSANDS OF SUNS!!!

Hated the insipid acting!
Hated the saccharine storylines!
Hated the Olsen twins!

The only show that I hated even more was probably Saved by the Bell...


at least SBTB had a lot of eye candy. Full House started with none, ended up with Becky and the oldest girl whos name escapes me as jailbait hot. The middle girl wasn't old enough to be hot until after the show
 
2013-11-04 06:25:09 PM  

elvindeath: You might want to think this one through, ABC ... you could probably get quite a few viewers to tune in.

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Have Mercy!!
 
2013-11-04 06:41:02 PM  

DarkPascual: Hated the Olsen twins!


For the longest time i believed they had Down Syndrome.
 
2013-11-04 06:42:35 PM  

chevydeuce: Good...glad it's a hoax.  Full House sucked then and it sucks harder now in reruns.

Only two good things came out of that show....and both of them are attached to Jodie Sweetin's chest.


www.newsgab.com
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i.imgur.com

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Eegads, she did grow up to be darn sexy didn't she.
 
2013-11-04 06:49:32 PM  

Digitalstrange: DarkPascual:

at least SBTB had a lot of eye candy. Full House started with none, ended up with Becky and the oldest girl whos name escapes me as jailbait hot. The middle girl wasn't old enough to be hot until after the show


She was if you were her age.
 
2013-11-04 06:49:48 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: chevydeuce: Good...glad it's a hoax.  Full House sucked then and it sucks harder now in reruns.

Only two good things came out of that show....and both of them are attached to Jodie Sweetin's chest.

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Eegads, she did grow up to be darn sexy didn't she.


Meth is a hell of a drug....
 
2013-11-04 07:23:53 PM  
There's plenty of Full House inspired shows, but they're all better written because the scripts have gotten smarter. About people acting stupid.

I figure about two thirds of Friends episodes could have been solved with ubiquitous cheap cellphones. The further back you go the dumber the shows feel because they just needed to communicate.
 
2013-11-04 07:46:41 PM  

wildcardjack: There's plenty of Full House inspired shows, but they're all better written because the scripts have gotten smarter. About people acting stupid.

I figure about two thirds of Friends episodes could have been solved with ubiquitous cheap cellphones. The further back you go the dumber the shows feel because they just needed to communicate.


Welcome to all of the 90's. Substitute Seinfeld etc. with Full House.\

If you ever get a chance, Dave Coutlier (Uncle Joey) does some decent stuff. It's not super kill yourself awesome that he gets any T.V. time, but well worth admission. Just keep in mind, if he goes to a college, his skit is a wee bit different. Not toilet humor, but it's kinda Family Guy-esk. He knows his audience.
 
2013-11-04 07:54:59 PM  
How rude.
 
2013-11-04 08:30:52 PM  

DarkPascual: The only show that I hated even more was probably Saved by the Bell...


I used to watch Saved by the Bell every Saturday, for some reason I really liked it. So a few months ago I noticed it was on Netflix and I tried to watch an episode. That didn't go very well at all, I couldn't even get through a single episode.
 
2013-11-04 08:33:10 PM  

Hand Banana: DarkPascual: The only show that I hated even more was probably Saved by the Bell...

I used to watch Saved by the Bell every Saturday, for some reason I really liked it. So a few months ago I noticed it was on Netflix and I tried to watch an episode. That didn't go very well at all, I couldn't even get through a single episode.


Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

searchengineland.com

Timeout!
 
2013-11-04 08:35:58 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: Eegads, she did grow up to be darn sexy didn't she.


Having the money to fix bad teeth and buy a huge pair of tits often helps one appear as if one has mysteriously grown into something, yes.
 
2013-11-04 08:41:42 PM  
Wait, who was reporting what now?  First I've heard of this.
 
2013-11-04 08:53:56 PM  
Yup, that's her

www2.pictures.zimbio.com
 
2013-11-04 08:57:44 PM  
God those family sitcoms I was forced to watch as a kid in the 80s were horri---HOLY shiat LOOK AT THAT RACK!
 
2013-11-04 09:10:14 PM  
come on Fox!  we need a Herman's Head REBOOT!
 
2013-11-04 09:11:15 PM  

gameshowhost: TuteTibiImperes: Eegads, she did grow up to be darn sexy didn't she.

Having the money to fix bad teeth and buy a huge pair of tits often helps one appear as if one has mysteriously grown into something, yes.


Give Ms Sweetin some credit, some women can wear certain fabrics, or certain colors, and her surgeon aside, this young lady can wear her implants like many women can't.
 
2013-11-04 09:31:52 PM  
My daughters love that show. Made for little girls, and made well for little girls.
 
2013-11-04 09:37:23 PM  

AppleOptionEsc: wildcardjack: There's plenty of Full House inspired shows, but they're all better written because the scripts have gotten smarter. About people acting stupid.

I figure about two thirds of Friends episodes could have been solved with ubiquitous cheap cellphones. The further back you go the dumber the shows feel because they just needed to communicate.

Welcome to all of the 90's. Substitute Seinfeld etc. with Full House.\

If you ever get a chance, Dave Coutlier (Uncle Joey) does some decent stuff. It's not super kill yourself awesome that he gets any T.V. time, but well worth admission. Just keep in mind, if he goes to a college, his skit is a wee bit different. Not toilet humor, but it's kinda Family Guy-esk. He knows his audience.


THAT MAN CAN BURN IN HELL HE RUINED PETER VENKMAN! RUINED HIM! AND KILLED LORENZO MUSIC WITH HIS HORRIBLE VOICE ACTING!

And for the record I only watched this show because I was waiting for Perfect Strangers!
 
2013-11-04 09:47:10 PM  

AppleOptionEsc: If you ever get a chance, Dave Coutlier (Uncle Joey) does some decent stuff


Yeah, wasn't one of them Alanis Morrisette? She might be a little dumpy now but back in the day she was smoking.
 
2013-11-04 10:59:28 PM  

Anne.Uumellmahaye: Today's the day that Marty McFly goes to in the future, too.


Wha?
 
2013-11-04 11:05:17 PM  

Anne.Uumellmahaye: Today's the day that Marty McFly goes to in the future, too.


Yes... if by "Today" you mean "October 21, 2015".

Now you could mean the date he goes back into the past -- which is November 5, 1955, also technically wrong (that's tomorrow), but a bit closer.
 
2013-11-04 11:09:23 PM  
Have mercy!
 
2013-11-04 11:23:09 PM  

Ready-set: Anne.Uumellmahaye: Today's the day that Marty McFly goes to in the future, too.

Wha?


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2013-11-05 12:02:50 AM  
How do we know this isn't some viral campaign by the people at ABC in order to test the waters and cynically manipulates the stupid rubes that would slip on their own nostalgia drool while running to watch...

Huh, sorry, lost my train of thought while seeing Jodie Sweeten pics

www.bittenandbound.com
 
2013-11-05 12:43:41 AM  
I came for Jodi Sweetin's titties....
 
2013-11-05 01:26:43 AM  

puckrock2000: Ready-set: Anne.Uumellmahaye: Today's the day that Marty McFly goes to in the future, too.

Wha?

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iiIiy
 
2013-11-05 02:48:06 AM  
I live a couple of blocks from the Full House, house so I'm getting a kick...
 
2013-11-05 08:08:39 AM  
You've got to admit, this would make an awesome Funny or Die episode. If they could get the cast to reunite to film a ten minute short, even without the twins, it would be epic. I feel like just about everyone else could be got. Sagat loves self-referential humor. Coulier has shown up at a few things lately. The other two girls aren't doing much else lately.
 
2013-11-05 08:55:48 AM  

Optimal_Illusion: Give Ms Sweetin some credit, some women can wear certain fabrics, or certain colors, and her surgeon aside, this young lady can wear her implants like many women can'


I'm not convinced that they're fake. I've spent enough time in strip clubs in my teens and I'm pretty good at spotting fakes and  think they could be real.
 
2013-11-05 09:53:10 AM  
I met John Stamos recently. Guy looks great for his age and pretty nice. He was with a smoking hot girl who I thought may have been his daughter, but according to the googles he has no kids. He scored himself a 24y old babe.
 
2013-11-05 10:32:20 AM  
The other good thing to come from this show:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTg4KIxdpic
 
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