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(Las Vegas Sun)   Giada de Laurentiis to open Las Vegas Strip restaurant this April, says she'll treat customers better than any other Vegas celebrity chef joint. "I'll even give them a hug so they feel like family"   (lasvegassun.com) divider line 129
    More: Spiffy, Giada De Laurentiis, Las Vegas Strip, Giada, Las Vegas, Laurentiis, celebrity chef, Dino De Laurentiis, Caesars Palace  
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2013-11-04 02:15:51 PM  
Forget a hug... How 'bout a nice motorboat!

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2013-11-04 02:17:20 PM  
I would accept an awkwardly long hug from Giada.
 
2013-11-04 02:20:41 PM  
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SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
 
2013-11-04 02:32:04 PM  
Yes, please! Pleasepleasepleaseplease!
 
2013-11-04 02:32:09 PM  
I am very much in favor the idea of her opening a "Strip restaurant", in Las Vegas or anywhere else.
 
2013-11-04 02:32:31 PM  
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2013-11-04 02:35:06 PM  

unyon: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 640x960]


lol!
 
2013-11-04 02:35:28 PM  

MrBallou: I am very much in favor the idea of her opening a "Strip restaurant", in Las Vegas or anywhere else.


As long as she's the one stripping.
 
2013-11-04 02:38:03 PM  
Family? Unless she has a very creepy Uncle the way I'd hug her has nothing to do with familial feelings
 
2013-11-04 02:38:15 PM  
Do I have to tip for a big ole hug?
 
2013-11-04 02:40:39 PM  
This was the first time I ever saw her. I only knew as the enthusiasm girl for a long time.

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2013-11-04 02:59:26 PM  
Immerse me in her sous-vide circulator, IYKWIMAITYD
 
2013-11-04 03:02:18 PM  
Have her and Nigella Lawson brought to my kiddie pool full of bacon and Nutella.
 
2013-11-04 03:03:25 PM  
I'd hit that so hard, but I'm not getting my stuff anywhere near those teeth.
 
2013-11-04 03:13:49 PM  
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2013-11-04 03:15:30 PM  
I didn't know until a few weeks ago that her grandfather was Dino.
 
2013-11-04 03:36:38 PM  

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2013-11-04 03:37:14 PM  

Sybarite: [28.media.tumblr.com image 146x220]


DAMMIT!!!!!!
 
2013-11-04 03:42:41 PM  

basemetal: Sybarite: [28.media.tumblr.com image 146x220]

DAMMIT!!!!!!


It's OK, it's mesmerizing stereo.
 
2013-11-04 04:03:40 PM  
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2013-11-04 04:10:56 PM  

show me: I'd hit that so hard, but I'm not getting my stuff anywhere near those teeth.


I was gonna say. I bet she REALLY knows how to grate a carrot...
 
2013-11-04 04:11:44 PM  

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Can't stop staring.,,,,
 
2013-11-04 04:11:48 PM  
brb, going to my bunk.
 
2013-11-04 04:12:09 PM  
Now this thread is giving me gigglefits.
 
2013-11-04 04:14:24 PM  

basemetal: Sybarite: [28.media.tumblr.com image 146x220]

DAMMIT!!!!!!


Why not both?
 
2013-11-04 04:14:57 PM  
Will the waitstaff over-pronounce cheese names with annoying accents?
 
2013-11-04 04:16:45 PM  
Careful - it can give you the big head.
 
2013-11-04 04:19:58 PM  

markie_farkie: Forget a hug... How 'bout a nice motorboat!


Forget the nice motorboat--how 'bout a hoover?
 
2013-11-04 04:20:38 PM  
I see that most of the heavy lifting has already been done in this thread, a fine job by all.  Most of you probably aren't interested in hearing her speak, but if you are I'd recommend checking out her appearance on Alton Brown's podcast.
 
2013-11-04 04:20:42 PM  
Yeah, I'd almost certainly get kicked out.  Probably smacked pretty good.

But I'd make a grab, nonetheless.
 
2013-11-04 04:20:56 PM  
I always read her name as "Giardia."
 
2013-11-04 04:22:47 PM  

Polish Hussar: I see that most of the heavy lifting has already been done in this thread, a fine job by all.  Most of you probably aren't interested in hearing her speak, but if you are I'd recommend checking out her appearance on Alton Brown's podcast.


There was a hilarious bit on there where they both danced around the fact that she's a hot chick.

It went something like:

"How do you feel about being known for being that celebrity chef?"
"What do you mean, that I'm so-and-so?"
"No, I mean that you're, uh, not the same as other chefs."
"I, uh, what?"
 
2013-11-04 04:25:02 PM  
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2013-11-04 04:25:48 PM  
She do have a big head.
 
2013-11-04 04:27:15 PM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: "How do you feel about being known for being that celebrity chef?"
"What do you mean, that I'm so-and-so?"
"No, I mean that you're, uh, not the same as other chefs."
"I, uh, what?"


That was easily one of the most awkward moments I've ever had the pleasure to hear
 
2013-11-04 04:28:39 PM  
I'd love to eat her hot open leg sandwich.
 
2013-11-04 04:31:10 PM  
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2013-11-04 04:32:12 PM  

foo monkey: [thechive.files.wordpress.com image 396x288]


BRB
 
2013-11-04 04:33:33 PM  
These GIFs crack me up!

Who was the cooking hottie in the other channel though. She has more of a alternative look to her. kinda pin up ish
 
2013-11-04 04:36:05 PM  
But I'd hard nipple before I even had a chance to erection.
 
2013-11-04 04:36:18 PM  

foo monkey: [thechive.files.wordpress.com image 396x288]


I see that Giada has adopted the Jenna Haze "meat preparation" cooking method.
 
2013-11-04 04:38:38 PM  
Ungh, she's all tittays and teeth. I would wreck that until it looked like someone stuffed an entire tomato into a Cornish game hen and then stepped on it.
 
2013-11-04 04:40:35 PM  
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2013-11-04 04:42:45 PM  
This thread is fantastic.Cant stop laughing.
 
2013-11-04 04:44:28 PM  

Giada de Laurentiis to open Las Vegas Strip restaurant this April


Not sure who April is.
 
2013-11-04 04:45:52 PM  

Towermonkey: Ungh, she's all tittays and teeth. I would wreck that until it looked like someone stuffed an entire tomato into a Cornish game hen and then stepped on it.


Well, ... uhm... *thats* uh....
culinary.

I think.
 
2013-11-04 04:46:22 PM  

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Her legs are too short.  Too short for her body.  I'm out.
 
2013-11-04 04:48:38 PM  
Will it be called Tits and Teeth?

Because it should be.
 
2013-11-04 04:48:47 PM  
I would go just for a hug. It is nice to get hugs from people you don't know.
 
2013-11-04 04:53:32 PM  

foo monkey: [thechive.files.wordpress.com image 396x288]


Dinner with a Happy Ending?
 
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