Agent Smiths Laugh: I'm gonna eat subby for sarting my day with that article : (
HotIgneous Intruder: Story is sad because it makes no farking sense.Did he run out of food before the bear attack?Did the bear eat his food, then attack him?Was he lost before the bear attack?Was he out of food before the bear attack?What happened to his food?Did he go into the woods intending to commit suicide?Sounds like a stupid coward went into the woods and his dog was the victim.
powhound: I didn't catch the first thread. Did he kill and eat two dogs maybe?
uncleacid: The dog tasted like bark.Booooooooo
karmaceutical: I'll bet he brings a fishing rod next time...
NutWrench: Your dog *was* steak!
gnosis301: NutWrench: Your dog *was* steak!Then who was phone?
you_idiot: karmaceutical: I'll bet he brings a fishing rod next time...yeah, I was thinking this... even if his fishing equipment was damaged in the attack, it's a fricken line and a hookThe rage in the comments is insane. So many assumptions. Idiots.
MatrixOutsider: You deserve what you get if you go into the wilderness without a satellite phone and/or a GPS device. That includes the idiot that had to saw off his arm with a pen knife.
Evil Mackerel: Again? This happened to him last week.repeat thread.
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