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(Gawker)   Dog saves camper from bear. Camper rewards himself with steak from dog   (gawker.com) divider line 221
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2013-11-04 01:28:13 PM  
Sad indeed.
 
2013-11-04 01:29:05 PM  
I'm gonna eat subby for sarting my day with that article : (
 
2013-11-04 01:29:48 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: I'm gonna eat subby for sarting my day with that article : (


starting*
 
2013-11-04 01:30:17 PM  
I'll bet he brings a fishing rod next time...
 
2013-11-04 01:30:32 PM  
Your dog *was* steak!
 
2013-11-04 01:31:48 PM  
Menchi!!
 
2013-11-04 01:32:31 PM  
He was delicious.
 
2013-11-04 01:32:32 PM  
Hmm... scumbag. I'm sorry he lived and I hope he dies badly, eaten by wolves maybe. Makes me sad to be the same species.
 
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2013-11-04 01:32:37 PM  
Hit with a rock eh? Sad indeed. Wouldn't do that myself. I'd look for other food sources or starve.
 
2013-11-04 01:33:50 PM  
Again? This happened to him last week.

repeat thread.
 
2013-11-04 01:34:05 PM  
AGAIN??

/In before repeat
 
2013-11-04 01:34:46 PM  
AGAIN??

/In before repeat
 
2013-11-04 01:35:02 PM  
What, he forgot his pepper spray and bells?
 
2013-11-04 01:35:44 PM  
Was it a hot dog?
 
2013-11-04 01:36:09 PM  
Have to be honest, I don't think I could eat my dog or another person in a survival situation. And that's just if they croak on their own, no way I'd be able to kill my dog to survive. I'm just too sentimental to do it especially if the dog save my life.

I'm sure a week or so after I croaked my dog would start to munch down on my flesh. Atleast one of us would survive.
 
2013-11-04 01:36:24 PM  
Story is sad because it makes no farking sense.

Did he run out of food before the bear attack?
Did the bear eat his food, then attack him?
Was he lost before the bear attack?
Was he out of food before the bear attack?
What happened to his food?
Did he go into the woods intending to commit suicide?

Sounds like a stupid coward went into the woods and his dog was the victim.
 
2013-11-04 01:36:24 PM  
I didn't catch the first thread. Did he kill and eat two dogs maybe?
 
2013-11-04 01:36:32 PM  
Not sad.  Camper was a farking asshole.  I'm so angry I'm going to send the farkwit a letter.
 
2013-11-04 01:37:08 PM  
..... so this guy without any real planning decides to go for a trip in the woods - doesn't bring a bear bag to put all his food in (BASIC farkING CAMPING IN BEAR COUNTRY) and doesn't have any other method to procure food. Money says this dickcheese failed to even bring a first aid kit, signaling mirror or survival kit. He is beyond fortunate to be alive, planning that poorly should cost you your life.
 
2013-11-04 01:37:23 PM  
I don't know why

Agent Smiths Laugh: I'm gonna eat subby for sarting my day with that article : (


I'm pretty sure it makes me a horrible person for bursting out laughing at the article.
 
2013-11-04 01:37:53 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Story is sad because it makes no farking sense.

Did he run out of food before the bear attack?
Did the bear eat his food, then attack him?
Was he lost before the bear attack?
Was he out of food before the bear attack?
What happened to his food?
Did he go into the woods intending to commit suicide?

Sounds like a stupid coward went into the woods and his dog was the victim.


Yes, THIS.  This farkhead deserves some torment.
 
2013-11-04 01:38:47 PM  

powhound: I didn't catch the first thread. Did he kill and eat two dogs maybe?


It was one guy with six guns.
 
2013-11-04 01:38:50 PM  
The dog tasted like bark.
 
2013-11-04 01:39:18 PM  
Who goes on a fishing trip without a fishing pole? Honestly
 
2013-11-04 01:39:30 PM  
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Ran out of piss. Thinking of eating my dog.

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Or I could just order some St. Hubert's chicken with my goddamn satellite phone!
 
2013-11-04 01:40:16 PM  

uncleacid: The dog tasted like bark.

Booooooooo



/chicken
 
2013-11-04 01:41:08 PM  
Wow, no Asian jokes yet? Fark, I'm proud of you!
 
2013-11-04 01:43:11 PM  
Thank goodness he didn't bring his kid.
 
2013-11-04 01:43:46 PM  

powhound: I didn't catch the first thread. Did he kill and eat two dogs maybe?


Well the very first one that was greened didn't have any details and didn't mention the dog dinner.
 
2013-11-04 01:43:49 PM  
Of the two, the dog was the better man.
 
2013-11-04 01:43:54 PM  
1. I prefer death to killing and/or eating my Shepherd. He is far more respectable than I.

2. If my family waited weeks to declare me missing, I'd be getting a new family and sleeping very lightly.
 
2013-11-04 01:46:20 PM  

karmaceutical: I'll bet he brings a fishing rod next time...


yeah, I was thinking this... even if his fishing equipment was damaged in the attack, it's a fricken line and a hook

The rage in the comments is insane. So many assumptions. Idiots.
 
2013-11-04 01:46:58 PM  
A few days after the bear attack, Lavoie hit his dog with a rock and ate him.

Christ, what an asshole.  Hell if he had helped his dog kill the bear then both their food problems would have been taken care of for weeks.

What an absolute worthless human being.
 
2013-11-04 01:47:28 PM  

NutWrench: Your dog *was* steak!


Then who was phone?
 
2013-11-04 01:47:52 PM  
Wow...He waited a WHOLE few days before eating the dog.

Did he not have any other food with him on this 2 month trip?  Or think that maybe the dog could have found him food?

I'm sure this thread will be a thoughtful and reasoned debate...however I'm coming down on the he's an asshole side.  If it was a random dog sure, but his own.  The wrong animal walked out of that woods.
 
2013-11-04 01:47:59 PM  
No effing HERO tag?!!? (for the dog, ya dummy)
 
2013-11-04 01:48:33 PM  
This guy clearly doesn't understand what being thankful means. I personally am disgusted by his actions.

I would have found something else to eat aside from the animal that saved my life.
 
2013-11-04 01:49:36 PM  
You deserve what you get if you go into the wilderness without a satellite phone and/or a GPS device. That includes the idiot that had to saw off his arm with a pen knife.
 
2013-11-04 01:49:49 PM  

gnosis301: NutWrench: Your dog *was* steak!

Then who was phone?


+1 funnay. Good jerb, well court, noicly handled.
 
2013-11-04 01:49:56 PM  
Poor dog trusted him up to the very end too, I'd bet.
 
2013-11-04 01:50:05 PM  
Also I have to add to the "won't kill my dog" list.  Not gonna happen.  She can eat me if I die I don't care.

I haven't gone camping in ages but on such a remote trip, how do you  have A) no means of emergency signalling, B) no means to get food (rifle, knife, fishing pole) C) no means to orient yourself and navigate (I'm planning to go stay in the woods oops I got lost in the woods) and D) no plan to get the fark out of dodge?  This dude seems like he was tragically unprepared for this sort of thing, unless he was attempting to pretend he was on one of those survival shows.
 
2013-11-04 01:51:33 PM  

you_idiot: karmaceutical: I'll bet he brings a fishing rod next time...

yeah, I was thinking this... even if his fishing equipment was damaged in the attack, it's a fricken line and a hook

The rage in the comments is insane. So many assumptions. Idiots.


You'd think the guy was a card carrying PeTA member or something.

It is just a dog folks, get a grip.  It isn't even your dog.  People devour the flesh of a gabillion other animals every day when survival isn't even on the line.  How about a littler perspective?
 
2013-11-04 01:53:29 PM  
If I ever go on a canoeing trip, I am going to bring along a cow and a recording of a German Shepherd.
 
2013-11-04 01:55:32 PM  

MatrixOutsider: You deserve what you get if you go into the wilderness without a satellite phone and/or a GPS device. That includes the idiot that had to saw off his arm with a pen knife.


Or an ELT device, which isn't much more expensive than a ruggedized GPS receiver.

/Would never eat my dog.
//And I'm not even a dog person.
 
2013-11-04 01:58:30 PM  
If he had stood on a tree stump and started jacking off someone would have showed up out of nowhere and he could have been rescued.

/Old lost- in-woods survival trick
 
2013-11-04 02:00:11 PM  
I love the people posting from the safety of their own home, where there is food, condemning the man for doing what he had to in order to survive.

Until you are starving to death, you don't know what you would do in that situation.
 
2013-11-04 02:01:33 PM  

Evil Mackerel: Again? This happened to him last week.

repeat thread.


The details on the dog are new. And sad.
 
2013-11-04 02:01:45 PM  
Dogs are not people. Sad for the dog. I have 3. I know which one would be first.
 
2013-11-04 02:03:36 PM  
Oh look it's this idiot again.
 
2013-11-04 02:06:16 PM  
I like all of the outrage based on wholly imagined details that don't appear anywhere in the story.
 
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