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(Daily Mail)   Rumours of a split in UK's equivalent of the "tea party" - the "coffee party" - plus pic of cute but nightmare-inducingly mean Lancashire lass   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 35
    More: Scary, Jayne Haworth, Mad Hatters Tea Shop, conditional discharge  
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2013-11-04 01:03:02 PM
This was delightful.
 
2013-11-04 01:59:31 PM
What the hell did I just read?
 
Skr
2013-11-04 02:00:33 PM
So she had enough money to open a rival shop but not enough to pay down her tab? Guess that says a lot about her. At Eighty pounds, she must have been a regular as well, so not paying is truly bad etiquette.
 
2013-11-04 02:05:15 PM
Subby, how did the "lass" induce a nightmare?  Well, other than her swelteringly "good" looks?
 
2013-11-04 02:06:02 PM
mimg.ugo.com
£80
 
2013-11-04 02:07:35 PM
Ee by goom, needs more Ecky-Thump.

www.thesaucysampler.com
 
2013-11-04 02:10:08 PM
Small Town Problems
 
2013-11-04 02:11:22 PM

Skr: So she had enough money to open a rival shop but not enough to pay down her tab? Guess that says a lot about her. At Eighty pounds, she must have been a regular as well, so not paying is truly bad etiquette.


FTFA: "Haworth held her birthday celebrations at the Orchid Coffee Bar in March but there was a bill dispute."

We really don't know, they could have charged her 80p for a cake or it could have been clearly established this was the cost of the party space. Article is a little light on the facts of the case. What we do know is what happened after.
 
2013-11-04 02:13:36 PM
I'd dip my orchids in her coffee, if you know what I mean
 
2013-11-04 02:27:12 PM
Are those Lancashire pigs?

cdn.fd.uproxx.com
 
2013-11-04 02:27:25 PM
Clicked for the cute lass, left disappointed.

/Sun article, British hot, Fark link... yet Subby still gets me every time
//tiny fist
 
2013-11-04 02:27:32 PM
UK's equivalent of the "tea party"

www3.pictures.zimbio.com
 
2013-11-04 02:30:01 PM
She looks like a young Jeremy clarkson in a wig.
 
2013-11-04 02:31:52 PM
Where's the Beer Party?
 
2013-11-04 02:34:33 PM
Or what passes for cute in England anyhow, right subby?
 
2013-11-04 02:35:42 PM

Magnus: Subby, how did the "lass" induce a nightmare?  Well, other than her swelteringly "good" looks?


Her gums are black.

that can't be good.
 
2013-11-04 02:37:17 PM
Where was the cute lass?  I sure didn't see one.
 
2013-11-04 02:42:29 PM

jxb465: Or what passes for cute in England anyhow, right subby?


Meh, I posted a picture of Leonora Crichlow in another thread and got but "ewww nasty" in response. There is no accounting for taste.

BTW, this is Leonora Crichlow

www3.images.coolspotters.com

/gross
 
2013-11-04 02:43:08 PM
FTFA: "Following the attack police were called and Haworth was charged with assaulting Elizabeth and using threatening, abusive or insulting words or behaviour."

They must have had a vendetta if they went so far as to call the attack police.
 
2013-11-04 02:47:21 PM

dr_blasto: Magnus: Subby, how did the "lass" induce a nightmare?  Well, other than her swelteringly "good" looks?

Her gums are black.

that can't be good.


It was liquorice and pug night at the tea shop.
 
2013-11-04 02:48:54 PM

Texas Gabe: jxb465: Or what passes for cute in England anyhow, right subby?

Meh, I posted a picture of Leonora Crichlow in another thread and got but "ewww nasty" in response. There is no accounting for taste.

BTW, this is Leonora Crichlow

[www3.images.coolspotters.com image 300x450]

/gross


Ain't my cup of tea, but I won't judge you for finding her attractive.

/Once you go asian you never go caucasian.
 
2013-11-04 02:52:48 PM
That headline should be ordered to pay £100 compensation, a £15 victim surcharge and costs of £46.
 
2013-11-04 02:55:12 PM
She was cute when she was a puppy.
 
2013-11-04 02:58:13 PM
At first I was like
www.wayofcats.com

But then I clicked the link and I was all
www.mentalfloss.com

/ Not even British cute
 
2013-11-04 03:55:36 PM
paulhastings.me

Tea Party - A bunch of weirdos demanding fiscal responsibility and government accountability, who are labeled are racists and extremists by media who ignored and manipulated the fact there it was quite a multiracial group.

Occupy Wallstreet - A bunch of ignorant thugs who looted and trashed small businesses and street corners, while the same media would report them as being repressed by police.


Yet another "debt ceiling" debate comes up - you know, that thing that's supposed to keep us in check and stop us from turning into Greece, and the Tea Party extremists get blamed for demanding at least a delay in the Obama care implementation as there are a lot of problems with it. Nope. Damn fascists can stuff it, so idiot lefties celebrate as it rolls out then cry foul when they street their premiums skyrocket, their choices limited, and heightened deductibles.
 
2013-11-04 04:05:58 PM

macadamnut: UK's equivalent of the "tea party"

[www3.pictures.zimbio.com image 594x416]


Sadly, you are wrong. The modern Labour Party is the equivalent.

/out-Toried the Tories over a 13-year span
 
2013-11-04 04:30:40 PM

Dadoody: [paulhastings.me image 710x505]


de·lu·sion
noun \di-ˈlü-zhən, dē-\
: a belief that is not true : a false idea
 
2013-11-04 04:56:19 PM

Texas Gabe: jxb465: Or what passes for cute in England anyhow, right subby?

Meh, I posted a picture of Leonora Crichlow in another thread and got but "ewww nasty" in response. There is no accounting for taste.


Seriously? I call dibs, if nobody else wants her.
 
2013-11-04 04:56:33 PM

macadamnut: UK's equivalent of the "tea party"

[www3.pictures.zimbio.com image 594x416]


Er no.The UK's equivalent is probably UKIP or some other jackbooted right wing cesspit.
 
2013-11-04 05:22:01 PM

Dadoody: [paulhastings.me image 710x505]

Tea Party - A bunch of weirdos demanding fiscal responsibility and government accountability, who are labeled are racists and extremists by media who ignored and manipulated the fact there it was quite a multiracial group.

Occupy Wallstreet - A bunch of ignorant thugs who looted and trashed small businesses and street corners, while the same media would report them as being repressed by police.


Yet another "debt ceiling" debate comes up - you know, that thing that's supposed to keep us in check and stop us from turning into Greece, and the Tea Party extremists get blamed for demanding at least a delay in the Obama care implementation as there are a lot of problems with it. Nope. Damn fascists can stuff it, so idiot lefties celebrate as it rolls out then cry foul when they street their premiums skyrocket, their choices limited, and heightened deductibles.


That graphic is stupid and wrong, as are you
 
2013-11-04 05:22:57 PM
Mark Taylor was found guilty of assault and using threatening, abusive or insulting words or behaviour and sentenced to...

You can be found guilty for that? Uh oh...
 
2013-11-04 07:11:16 PM

Reverend Monkeypants: Dadoody: [paulhastings.me image 710x505]

Tea Party - A bunch of weirdos demanding fiscal responsibility and government accountability, who are labeled are racists and extremists by media who ignored and manipulated the fact there it was quite a multiracial group.

Occupy Wallstreet - A bunch of ignorant thugs who looted and trashed small businesses and street corners, while the same media would report them as being repressed by police.


Yet another "debt ceiling" debate comes up - you know, that thing that's supposed to keep us in check and stop us from turning into Greece, and the Tea Party extremists get blamed for demanding at least a delay in the Obama care implementation as there are a lot of problems with it. Nope. Damn fascists can stuff it, so idiot lefties celebrate as it rolls out then cry foul when they street their premiums skyrocket, their choices limited, and heightened deductibles.

That graphic is stupid and wrong, as are you


There isn't one statement in it that is inaccurate.
 
2013-11-04 07:23:07 PM

Hz so good: Texas Gabe: jxb465: Or what passes for cute in England anyhow, right subby?

Meh, I posted a picture of Leonora Crichlow in another thread and got but "ewww nasty" in response. There is no accounting for taste.

Seriously? I call dibs, if nobody else wants her.


Yup. Check out the recent Morgan vs Clarkson thread. I posted her and Billie Piper and the sharp knee brigade was all over it.

See for yourself:

http://www.fark.com/comments/7993811/Two-of-Britains-biggest-blowhar ds -in-epic-twitter-spat
 
2013-11-04 08:40:48 PM
Cute? I believe you folks in the UK refer to women like those two as 'mingas', right?
At least that's the word they used on Ali G.
 
2013-11-04 11:28:10 PM

Dadoody: There isn't one statement in it that is inaccurate.


This is that moment where you show us that you are easily led like a farm animal.
And I'm not in the business of trying to make dumb animals smart.
Enjoy your delusional life, bye
 
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