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(The Smoking Gun)   Let's face it, most bank robbers ain't geniuses   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 25
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2013-11-04 01:43:12 PM
*aren't
 
2013-11-04 01:43:30 PM
www.newscorpse.com
 
2013-11-04 01:44:18 PM

phrawgh: *aren't


isan't


/double dumbass.
 
2013-11-04 01:45:27 PM
Did he ask the teller for cash who put a single $20 bill in a sack and handed it over.  He says "that's all there is?" and the teller says 'Looks full to me.'
 
2013-11-04 01:46:19 PM
However, a person walking down the street a couple of days after Halloween wearing a full face mask is less likely to draw attention.
 
2013-11-04 01:47:26 PM
Guy was smart enough to not show a weapon or imply he had a weapon.
 
2013-11-04 01:49:27 PM
They don't think it be like it is, but it do.
 
2013-11-04 01:50:58 PM
Well, at least he was smart enough to wear a mask, although that's not exactly a stunning endorsement of his mental capabilities.
Dumbass probably doesn't know who Einstein is.
 
2013-11-04 01:55:50 PM
Is this a bank robbery?
Yes. Relativity speaking
 
2013-11-04 01:59:07 PM
My partner over there will pull out a gun and shoot your Mr. Gwindon between the eyes.
 
2013-11-04 02:01:28 PM
I'd wear a Patrick Swayze mask.
 
2013-11-04 02:02:34 PM
Does he know how many people tried on that mask before him. Look for a sick guy with a lot of money.
 
2013-11-04 02:03:10 PM

fappomatic: I'd wear a Patrick Swayze mask.


Everyone knows that Swayze uses illegal parts.

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2013-11-04 02:03:54 PM

fappomatic: I'd wear a Patrick Swayze mask.


Don't worry, they'll get you when you come back in.
 
2013-11-04 02:05:19 PM
It's the Bankers doing the robbing that are the geniuses.
 
2013-11-04 02:44:23 PM
E = mc2

E = Bank's money
mc2 = Amount of bank's money you can successfully steal
 
2013-11-04 03:13:09 PM
I knew a bank robber once that I met as he was working on finding work from a half way house.  He got caught hiding in the trunk of his car.  I asked him WTH was he thinking, didn't he have a getaway plan?  His response "Yes I did, it just wasn't a very good one".

Nice guy and all, I hope he was successful in getting his life back together. He didn't expect to ever work at a bank, or handling money, but there were still more jobs for him then for a drug user.
 
2013-11-04 03:47:02 PM

nunyadang: Guy was smart enough to not show a weapon or imply he had a weapon.


Bank policy is always to comply, whether or not they display or imply they have a weapon. No point in adding years to your sentence.
 
2013-11-04 04:09:15 PM

nunyadang: Guy was smart enough to not show a weapon or imply he had a weapon.


Someone on the tubes said this:  (Maybe farkers will verify)

Bank robbery is a federal crime and you can do 25-life in prison whether you used a weapon or not. In some instances, life without parole.
 
2013-11-04 04:13:16 PM

skinink: E = mc2

E = Bank's money
mc2 = Amount of bank's money you can successfully steal


So you're saying it's possible to steal all of a bank's money?

/Also added superscript for the 2. It's not that hard; there's a button for it and everything....
 
2013-11-04 05:13:26 PM

cedarpark: However, a person walking down the street a couple of days after Halloween wearing a full face mask is less likely to draw attention.


However, the 6ft+ guy wearing a mini skirt..

/Wasn't expecting to see that last night.
//Of course, the chick he was with dressed in the same outfit was insanely attractive.
 
2013-11-04 06:52:18 PM
I know a guy who walks into a bank with a little glass bottle. He tells everyone it's nitroglycerine. He scores some money off the teller, walks out. On his way out, the bottle breaks, he slips on it and knocks himself out. The "nitro" was Canola oil. I know more farked-up bank robbers than ones who know what they're doing. I doubt if one in twenty could tell you where the dye pack is. Most bank robbers are farking morons.
 
2013-11-04 07:30:38 PM

flynn80: It's the Bankers doing the robbing that are the geniuses.


There was one bank robber who did OK, however

www-tc.pbs.org


/hotlinked
 
2013-11-04 08:50:20 PM
The smart thieves work on Wall Street. And get Burnouses.
 
2013-11-05 04:24:22 AM

JasonOfOrillia: I know a guy who walks into a bank with a little glass bottle. He tells everyone it's nitroglycerine. He scores some money off the teller, walks out. On his way out, the bottle breaks, he slips on it and knocks himself out. The "nitro" was Canola oil. I know more farked-up bank robbers than ones who know what they're doing. I doubt if one in twenty could tell you where the dye pack is. Most bank robbers are farking morons.


Get some new acquaintances man.

/As the saying goes, the smart criminals we never hear about.
 
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