fappomatic: I'd wear a Patrick Swayze mask.
nunyadang: Guy was smart enough to not show a weapon or imply he had a weapon.
skinink: E = mc2E = Bank's moneymc2 = Amount of bank's money you can successfully steal
cedarpark: However, a person walking down the street a couple of days after Halloween wearing a full face mask is less likely to draw attention.
flynn80: It's the Bankers doing the robbing that are the geniuses.
JasonOfOrillia: I know a guy who walks into a bank with a little glass bottle. He tells everyone it's nitroglycerine. He scores some money off the teller, walks out. On his way out, the bottle breaks, he slips on it and knocks himself out. The "nitro" was Canola oil. I know more farked-up bank robbers than ones who know what they're doing. I doubt if one in twenty could tell you where the dye pack is. Most bank robbers are farking morons.
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