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(NBC News)   Good news, everybody. It may only take 1 dose of the HPV vaccine to turn your little girl into a ravenous slutbeast instead of the 2 or 3 doses they'd previously expected   (nbcnews.com) divider line 107
    More: Spiffy, HPV, HPV Vaccine, Nationwide Children, doses, National Cancer Institute  
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2013-11-04 01:54:48 PM
moxdev.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-11-04 02:50:40 PM
whargarbljennymccarthywhargarbl
 
2013-11-04 02:51:30 PM
Good! That was the most painful shot I think I ever had to take. 1st one: Not too bad. Stung more than a flu shot. 2nd one: Mother fu... you injected me with actual medicine, right? 3rd one: HOLY FARK! I HAVE BATTERY ACID! IN! MY! ARM!!!
 
2013-11-04 02:51:56 PM
I have a shotgun that can prevent sluttism
 
2013-11-04 02:52:44 PM
It's November. Sweeps. A lot of bullshiat stories about what will kill you.
 
2013-11-04 02:53:02 PM
Ravenous Slutbeast would make a great Fark handle.
 
2013-11-04 02:54:03 PM

Smeggy Smurf: I have a shotgun that can prevent take advantage of sluttism


/in my PANTS!
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-11-04 02:54:11 PM
Better than expected? More effective? Lasts longer?
Good! Nice to hear progress once in a while.

/waiting to hear they find out later it rots out women's ovaries or something equally heinous
//or cancer, cause cancer is "tastes like chicken" for causes of death.
 
2013-11-04 02:54:48 PM
In other news, "Ravenous Slutbeast" would make a great thoroughbred name or FARK handle.
 
2013-11-04 02:56:55 PM
Ravenous Slutbeast is the name of my Wilson Phillips coverband.
 
2013-11-04 02:57:34 PM
Apparently it doesn't work. My coworker agonized over whether to get it for her sweet, innocent daughter at 14. Turned out she was already making HPV antibodies, if you take my meaning.
 
2013-11-04 02:57:56 PM
Ravenous Slutbeast is the name of my Hole cover band.
 
2013-11-04 02:59:27 PM

TabASlotB: Ravenous Slutbeast is the name of my Wilson Phillips coverband.


Thank you. Now my co-workers are wondering why I am laughing so hard tears are streaming down my face...
 
2013-11-04 03:00:07 PM

MrBallou: Apparently it doesn't work. My coworker agonized over whether to get it for her sweet, innocent daughter at 14. Turned out she was already making HPV antibodies, if you take my meaning.


So at 14 she was already the community pin cushion?
 
2013-11-04 03:03:11 PM

martid4: MrBallou: Apparently it doesn't work. My coworker agonized over whether to get it for her sweet, innocent daughter at 14. Turned out she was already making HPV antibodies, if you take my meaning.

So at 14 she was already the community pin cushion?


Sir, the proper health term is community bicycle. Alternatively, Miley Cyrus would also work. You don't want to offend anyone.
 
2013-11-04 03:03:24 PM

gja: Better than expected? More effective? Lasts longer?
Good! Nice to hear progress once in a while.

/waiting to hear they find out later it rots out women's ovaries or something equally heinous
//or cancer, cause cancer is "tastes like chicken" for causes of death.


Always was my concern.  Seems to be quite effective on the HPV.  But what if an HPV infection warded off something else (similar to people with Sickle Cell trait being resistant to malaria)?
 
2013-11-04 03:06:43 PM
Ravenous Slutbeast is the name of my motorcycle.
 
2013-11-04 03:09:14 PM
Ravenous Slutbeast is the name of my dingle-dongle
 
2013-11-04 03:10:15 PM

Kuroshin: Ravenous Slutbeast is the name of my motorcycle.


I wonder if the FARK name is already taken. Maybe by subby's mom?
 
2013-11-04 03:10:23 PM
"Ravenous" is the name of my slutbeast.

/also a decent movie
 
2013-11-04 03:10:25 PM

martid4: MrBallou: Apparently it doesn't work. My coworker agonized over whether to get it for her sweet, innocent daughter at 14. Turned out she was already making HPV antibodies, if you take my meaning.

So at 14 she was already the community pin cushion?


Girl has had more seamen inside her then Naval Station Norfolk.
 
2013-11-04 03:12:05 PM
Ravenous Slutbeast is my stripper-roller derby name.
 
2013-11-04 03:12:59 PM
Where can I find one of these for myself, mmmm?

/attractive and of legal age, you sicko
 
2013-11-04 03:13:54 PM
And with the new upcoming vaccine that protects against 5 additional strains of HPV, make that Ravenous Slutbeast Emeritus.
 
2013-11-04 03:14:02 PM

MrBallou: Apparently it doesn't work. My coworker agonized over whether to get it for her sweet, innocent daughter at 14. Turned out she was already making HPV antibodies, if you take my meaning.


Sounds like she should have gotten her sweet, innocent daughter at 12 or younger to get the vaccine.
 
2013-11-04 03:15:05 PM

centrifugal bumblepuppy: And with the new upcoming vaccine that protects against 5 additional strains of HPV, make that Ravenous Slutbeast Emeritus.


And now that they've started injecting boys... what would that make them? Brobeast doesn't seem to have the same stigma to it.
 
2013-11-04 03:17:57 PM

KatjaMouse: centrifugal bumblepuppy: And with the new upcoming vaccine that protects against 5 additional strains of HPV, make that Ravenous Slutbeast Emeritus.

And now that they've started injecting boys... what would that make them? Brobeast doesn't seem to have the same stigma to it.


slutbros?
 
2013-11-04 03:20:34 PM
what, no ravenous slutbeast pic thread?  I am disappoint.
 
2013-11-04 03:30:03 PM

megarian: Ravenous Slutbeast is my stripper-roller derby name.


Well helllllooo there!
 
2013-11-04 03:30:51 PM
First hit for "ravenous slutbeast" on GIS:

img.fark.net
 
2013-11-04 03:32:21 PM

Just_a_Bear: what, no ravenous slutbeast pic thread?  I am disappoint.


i1.ytimg.com
YEAH!
 
2013-11-04 03:34:22 PM
Ravenous Slutbeast is my name for your mom.
 
2013-11-04 03:46:48 PM
So ... it's ok to kill girls? It's legal in Texas ...
 
2013-11-04 03:50:25 PM

Shannara: So ... it's ok to kill girls? It's legal in Texas ...


I know it's legal in Texas but wtf are you on about?
 
2013-11-04 03:56:51 PM
the pediatrician wants my son to get the shot(s) when he turns 12 next year.

not to be all jenny mccarthy but i still dont get the whole point of it.
 
2013-11-04 03:57:24 PM

KatjaMouse: Good! That was the most painful shot I think I ever had to take. 1st one: Not too bad. Stung more than a flu shot. 2nd one: Mother fu... you injected me with actual medicine, right? 3rd one: HOLY FARK! I HAVE BATTERY ACID! IN! MY! ARM!!!


Helllooooo Slutbeast!

How you doin'?
 
2013-11-04 03:58:24 PM
Year 2034: "Humans didn't realize that the untested HPV vaccine provided to young girls/women in the early 2000's had the long term effect of rendering the female species infertile....unable to create Ova causing the collapse and eventually extinction of humanity"
 
2013-11-04 04:00:09 PM

megarian: Shannara: So ... it's ok to kill girls? It's legal in Texas ...

I know it's legal in Texas but wtf are you on about?


You know, the instances where this actually killed (and nearly killed) hundreds of girls since the Texas Gov was dumb enough to legalize this.

WTF are you on?
 
2013-11-04 04:03:47 PM

KatjaMouse: centrifugal bumblepuppy: And with the new upcoming vaccine that protects against 5 additional strains of HPV, make that Ravenous Slutbeast Emeritus.

And now that they've started injecting boys... what would that make them? Brobeast doesn't seem to have the same stigma to it.


PrickMonster?
 
2013-11-04 04:05:29 PM

Shannara: megarian: Shannara: So ... it's ok to kill girls? It's legal in Texas ...

I know it's legal in Texas but wtf are you on about?

You know, the instances where this actually killed (and nearly killed) hundreds of girls since the Texas Gov was dumb enough to legalize this.

WTF are you on?


Oh, hi there Jenny, nice to see you taking time out of filming the View to join us.
 
2013-11-04 04:08:00 PM
HAI GUIZE, what's going on in this thread?

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-11-04 04:08:59 PM

Noobian Noob: the pediatrician wants my son to get the shot(s) when he turns 12 next year.

not to be all jenny mccarthy but i still dont get the whole point of it.


I know, right?  It's not like HPV could ever cause cancer in a guy.

Oh wait...
 
2013-11-04 04:10:02 PM

KatjaMouse: Good! That was the most painful shot I think I ever had to take. 1st one: Not too bad. Stung more than a flu shot. 2nd one: Mother fu... you injected me with actual medicine, right? 3rd one: HOLY FARK! I HAVE BATTERY ACID! IN! MY! ARM!!!


.. as usual, I see Fark Boys didn't even notice your observation ...
 
2013-11-04 04:11:54 PM

RangerTaylor: Shannara: megarian: Shannara: So ... it's ok to kill girls? It's legal in Texas ...

I know it's legal in Texas but wtf are you on about?

You know, the instances where this actually killed (and nearly killed) hundreds of girls since the Texas Gov was dumb enough to legalize this.

WTF are you on?

Oh, hi there Jenny, nice to see you taking time out of filming the View to join us.


Talking to yourself only exposes you as a Troll. Thanks for ruining your own reputation on Fark, kiddo.
 
2013-11-04 04:14:21 PM
WHAAAAAAAAAT??? They inject that in the ARM?
 
2013-11-04 04:17:29 PM

Shannara: megarian: Shannara: So ... it's ok to kill girls? It's legal in Texas ...

I know it's legal in Texas but wtf are you on about?

You know, the instances where this actually killed (and nearly killed) hundreds of girls since the Texas Gov was dumb enough to legalize this.

WTF are you on?


I'm sure you've got a reputable citation for this claim, right?
 
2013-11-04 04:17:33 PM

Shannara: megarian: Shannara: So ... it's ok to kill girls? It's legal in Texas ...

I know it's legal in Texas but wtf are you on about?

You know, the instances where this actually killed (and nearly killed) hundreds of girls since the Texas Gov was dumb enough to legalize this.

WTF are you on?


Evidence? Can you show us evidence of your claims?

/not holding her breath
 
2013-11-04 04:20:00 PM

The Singing Bush: I'm sure you've got a reputable citation for this claim, right?


Lady Indica: Evidence? Can you show us evidence of your claims?


**HIGH FIVE**
 
2013-11-04 04:21:21 PM

The Singing Bush: I'm sure you've got a reputable citation for this claim, right?


Lady Indica: Evidence? Can you show us evidence of your claims?


[insert crickets]
 
2013-11-04 04:22:59 PM

Shannara: RangerTaylor: Shannara: megarian: Shannara: So ... it's ok to kill girls? It's legal in Texas ...

I know it's legal in Texas but wtf are you on about?

You know, the instances where this actually killed (and nearly killed) hundreds of girls since the Texas Gov was dumb enough to legalize this.

WTF are you on?

Oh, hi there Jenny, nice to see you taking time out of filming the View to join us.

Talking to yourself only exposes you as a Troll. Thanks for ruining your own reputation on Fark, kiddo.


OMG, I want to marry you. Actually no, you seem out of your mind farking crazy. But I'll pour some wine...into a plastic cup and let's go to a strip club together and see where the night takes us.
 
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