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(News.com.au)   Erotic spas dispense with massage oil in favour of cream cheese   (news.com.au) divider line 23
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1308 clicks; posted to Business » on 04 Nov 2013 at 11:46 AM (23 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-11-04 10:18:58 AM
Brings new meaning to the phrase, "Spread 'em!"
 
2013-11-04 11:51:16 AM
Wheres the cream filling
 
2013-11-04 11:53:08 AM
Yknow, cause theyre a hostess...

...ill let myself out.
 
2013-11-04 11:57:45 AM
So we'll be using Yiddish as code for their services, now?

The guy in room 4 wants a kreplach and schvitz, followed by a schmeer.
 
2013-11-04 12:13:12 PM
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2013-11-04 12:27:23 PM
Butter would be healthier.
 
2013-11-04 12:35:51 PM

"The cheese is then licked from the customer's body by their scantily-clad "masseuse'', usually a likely sex worker from China, Indonesia or Vietnam..."


After a whole shift of doing this the women must be sick of cream cheese.

 
2013-11-04 12:51:45 PM
I quite fancy some cream cheese now.
 
2013-11-04 01:09:25 PM

Slaxl: I quite fancy some cream cheese now.


And I am sure they get clients who would enjoy having you eat it off them too.
 
2013-11-04 01:11:02 PM
Pork and dairy is double non-kosher in muslim cultures. right?
 
2013-11-04 01:33:07 PM

skinink: "The cheese is then licked from the customer's body by their scantily-clad "masseuse'', usually a likely sex worker from China, Indonesia or Vietnam..."
After a whole shift of doing this the women must be sick of cream cheese.


I was thinking of the gastro-intestinal damage that would do after a few days.
 
2013-11-04 01:42:01 PM
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what an erotic spas might look like.
 
2013-11-04 01:44:16 PM

FlashHarry: [img.fark.net image 299x299]

what an erotic spas might look like.


Funnied and Smartied.
 
2013-11-04 01:48:10 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: [gifrific.com image 500x281]


it comes in GIF?!
/win
 
2013-11-04 02:38:23 PM
Get the butter
 
2013-11-04 02:43:49 PM

bionicjoe: skinink: "The cheese is then licked from the customer's body by their scantily-clad "masseuse'', usually a likely sex worker from China, Indonesia or Vietnam..."
After a whole shift of doing this the women must be sick of cream cheese.

I was thinking of the gastro-intestinal damage that would do after a few days.


I hope it's at least fat-free or low-fat.

/chunky curvy tongues feel the same as skinny tongues?
 
2013-11-04 03:36:54 PM
Cream cheese is supposed to go with lox.

Oh.


Ew.
 
2013-11-04 03:46:26 PM
After a few months of this, wouldn't the "hostesses" be getting rather plump? Especially if they lick it all off and not just the happy places.
 
2013-11-04 04:00:27 PM
I'm on a diet, either way...
 
2013-11-04 04:18:18 PM
As much fun as this sounds, I'm way too hairy to ask anyone to lick any sort of soft cheese off my body.
 
2013-11-04 04:20:54 PM
It's not cream cheese.
 
2013-11-04 04:44:03 PM
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You gotta get your nosh on before the dirtiness.
 
2013-11-05 08:45:13 AM

Nattering Nabob: After a few months of this, wouldn't the "hostesses" be getting rather plump? Especially if they lick it all off and not just the happy places.


Naw, those 12-year-old sex workers have metabolism liek woah
 
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