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(Sun Sentinel)   Happy Halloweenie   ( divider line
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4343 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Nov 2013 at 11:42 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-11-04 11:35:42 AM  
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2013-11-04 11:40:08 AM  
"His hands are on his hips. How is he holding the bowl?"

"It's probably connected to his belt."

"But he's not wearing a belt, either."
2013-11-04 11:43:45 AM  
Man Michael Gross has *really* let himself go.....

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2013-11-04 11:44:46 AM  
Maybe his costume was an Abu Ghraib prisoner.
2013-11-04 11:46:31 AM  
Who in the HELL wrote that article?  I don't know much about good journalism, but I know the pun goes in the headline instead of the article and the the phrase "exposing his junk" shouldn't come up when referring to a man exposing himself to children.

Also, this isn't so much an article as it is a click-through ad for the Orlando Sentinal from the Seattle Sentinal.  Is Seattle trying to game Fark for hits utilizing the Florida tag?
2013-11-04 11:46:51 AM  
A deputy who peered through a window, according to the report, said that John Vowels, 63, was naked on a couch and then answered his door while wearing an open robe, which exposed his junk.

He was just trying to teach them about grammar....
A, E, I, O, U and sometimes, penis.
2013-11-04 11:47:04 AM  
This is when you show up dressed a Leia and say "Aren't you a little small to be a candy giver?"
2013-11-04 11:58:23 AM  
This is nothing to snicker about.
2013-11-04 12:05:55 PM  
I haz a hollowweenie!
2013-11-04 01:57:08 PM  
The Fark Halloween scary story thread came and went too fast.
And like the usual thread was closed to more comments in the normal time limit.
I actually spent a lot of time that weekend going thru every single story. By the time I was like "ok, know let me tell them my stories" the thread had closed.

Mods, Drew, here is a suggestion, maybe we can have Fark Sticky threads that stay on top and have longer time limits, especially for those kinds of threads; think also annual Thanksgivings from hell thread...etc.

Heck, if we can do it for Buzzfeed and keep them on top, we can do that for popular threads!
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