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(NY1)   The real reason why Bill de Blasio is unfit to be mayor of New York: he's not a morning person. Yes, this is what the mayoral race has devolved to   (ny1.com) divider line 37
    More: Amusing, Mayor of New York, Blasio, morning person, Joseph Lhota  
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444 clicks; posted to Politics » on 04 Nov 2013 at 8:05 AM (45 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-11-04 08:09:44 AM
The Post also ran a front page informing us that de Blasio went to Russia in 1983, thus proving he's a communist.
 
2013-11-04 08:10:57 AM
Napgate?
 
2013-11-04 08:13:58 AM
Why does anyone bother wasting money and effort on this race? Everyone knows the Democrat will win, and it won't even be close
 
2013-11-04 08:14:41 AM
Where have you gone, Bill de Blasio ,
Our nation turns it's sleepy eyes to you. (Woo woo woo)
What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson.
Snoring Bill has left and gone away,
(Hey hey hey).
 
2013-11-04 08:14:51 AM
That was so stupid my brain shut off for 10 seconds in protest and i drooled all over myself.

THANKS OBAMA!
 
2013-11-04 08:18:35 AM
Lhota is running such a farking moronic fear campaign that I would be surprised if de Blasio finishes with less than a 25% lead tomorrow. The commercials showing the race riots and terrorist attacks that will happen if de Blasio is elected are just comically bad.
 
2013-11-04 08:24:50 AM
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2013-11-04 08:28:06 AM
Only thing left to decide is whether the new mayor will be a Beame/Koch-level farkup, a Dinkins-level farkup, or a complete Lindsay train wreck.
 
2013-11-04 08:31:05 AM
Gulper Eel:, or a complete Lindsay train wreck.

bsgossip.com
"Do what now?"
 
2013-11-04 08:32:27 AM

Sock Ruh Tease: Lhota is running such a farking moronic fear campaign that I would be surprised if de Blasio finishes with less than a 25% lead tomorrow. The commercials showing the race riots and terrorist attacks that will happen if de Blasio is elected are just comically bad.


It's hilarious. Back to the serpico days! Back to blacks and graffiti! de Blasio wants all teh strip clubs in Times Square.
 
2013-11-04 08:34:29 AM

Mrs.Sharpier: de Blasio wants all teh strip clubs in Times Square.


To be fair, who doesn't?
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-11-04 08:36:08 AM
libertyunyielding.com
 
2013-11-04 08:46:49 AM
Wow, this cunning strategy will surely make up for De Blasio's 60 point lead.
 
2013-11-04 08:49:42 AM
I don't trust morning people.
 
2013-11-04 09:02:13 AM
Lhota is going to lose SO BIG.
 
2013-11-04 09:08:38 AM
At least if he's sleeping, he won't be misgoverning the city. I think all politicians should sleep late and take afternoon naps because when they're awake they make up stupid rules.
 
2013-11-04 09:28:03 AM
DeBlasio is too lefty for me, but he's getting my vote if it's any help to crushingly defeat that idiot asshole Lhota.
 
2013-11-04 09:37:34 AM

Lost Thought 00: Why does anyone bother wasting money and effort on this race? Everyone knows the Democrat will win, and it won't even be close


All Democrats are not the same.  See Fark Libs for a sample cross section.
 
2013-11-04 09:39:44 AM
 
2013-11-04 09:44:13 AM
i.huffpost.com

rupert murdoch and the post have gone absolutely apeshiat.
 
2013-11-04 09:44:25 AM
Who needs mornings in a city that never sleeps?
 
2013-11-04 09:45:35 AM
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2013-11-04 10:08:36 AM
That's what coffee is for.
 
2013-11-04 10:09:29 AM
I woke up early one morning
The earth lay cool and still
When suddenly a tiny bird
Perched on my windowsill.

He sang a song so lovely
So carefree and so gay
That slowly all my troubles
Began to slip away.

He sang of far off places
Of laughter and of fun
It seems his winsome tweeting
Brought up the morning sun.

I stirred beneath the covers
Crept slowly out of bed
Then gently lowered the window
And crushed his little head.

I am not a morning person.
 
2013-11-04 10:52:11 AM

HotWingConspiracy: The Post also ran a front page informing us that de Blasio went to Russia in 1983, thus proving he's a communist.


His insistence that all new private development sets aside space for low income housing is what makes him a communist
 
2013-11-04 10:58:34 AM

FlashHarry: [i.huffpost.com image 570x617]

rupert murdoch and the post have gone absolutely apeshiat.


Between odd hours tomorrow, the usual stripe of "compared to the rest of the country, they're all liberal-to-moderate economically and religiously-socially and have unfortunate nanny state tendencies non-religiously socially), and being uncomfortable about di Blasio waxing effulgent on Rabbi Yosef, I was considering sitting out the election. Thanks, Rupert, you just made me get up early to farking vote.
 
2013-11-04 11:23:11 AM
I ate a blintz in the 1980s. I, too, am a Communist as a result.
 
2013-11-04 11:38:17 AM

PC LOAD LETTER: I ate a blintz in the 1980s. I, too, am a Communist as a result.


West German or East German recipe? Answer carefully, comrade....
 
2013-11-04 12:48:25 PM
Wow, just wow.

Face it asshats, Di Blasio's gonna win by 25-30 points.  Lhota's a hypocrite.
 
2013-11-04 12:50:32 PM

FlashHarry: [i.huffpost.com image 570x617]

rupert murdoch and the post have gone always been absolutely apeshiat.


The Post has always been nothing more than a rag. Always.
 
2013-11-04 12:58:21 PM
But how is he at 3 AM?
 
2013-11-04 02:54:30 PM

grumpfuff: FlashHarry: [i.huffpost.com image 570x617]

rupert murdoch and the post have gone always been absolutely apeshiat.

The Post has always been nothing more than a rag. Always.


It's not even worthy to wipe one's ass with at this point.
 
2013-11-04 03:27:39 PM

Rwa2play: grumpfuff: FlashHarry: [i.huffpost.com image 570x617]

rupert murdoch and the post have gone always been absolutely apeshiat.

The Post has always been nothing more than a rag. Always.

It's not even worthy to wipe one's ass with at this point.


Objection. That implies it was at one point.
 
2013-11-04 04:27:12 PM

grumpfuff: Rwa2play: grumpfuff: FlashHarry: [i.huffpost.com image 570x617]

rupert murdoch and the post have gone always been absolutely apeshiat.

The Post has always been nothing more than a rag. Always.

It's not even worthy to wipe one's ass with at this point.

Objection. That implies it was at one point.


/nods

Sustained.
 
2013-11-04 04:29:42 PM

grumpfuff: Rwa2play: grumpfuff: FlashHarry: [i.huffpost.com image 570x617]

rupert murdoch and the post have gone always been absolutely apeshiat.

The Post has always been nothing more than a rag. Always.

It's not even worthy to wipe one's ass with at this point.

Objection. That implies it was at one point.


Great sports section and no Mike Lupica. That's pretty much it though
 
2013-11-04 04:32:55 PM

skullkrusher: grumpfuff: Rwa2play: grumpfuff: FlashHarry: [i.huffpost.com image 570x617]

rupert murdoch and the post have gone always been absolutely apeshiat.

The Post has always been nothing more than a rag. Always.

It's not even worthy to wipe one's ass with at this point.

Objection. That implies it was at one point.

Great sports section and no Mike Lupica. That's pretty much it though


Uh, yeah no.  That sports section is shiate too.

/That and the 4th grade reading level
//Fark that noise
 
2013-11-04 06:16:44 PM

Rwa2play: skullkrusher: grumpfuff: Rwa2play: grumpfuff: FlashHarry: [i.huffpost.com image 570x617]

rupert murdoch and the post have gone always been absolutely apeshiat.

The Post has always been nothing more than a rag. Always.

It's not even worthy to wipe one's ass with at this point.

Objection. That implies it was at one point.

Great sports section and no Mike Lupica. That's pretty much it though

Uh, yeah no.  That sports section is shiate too.

/That and the 4th grade reading level
//Fark that noise


Uh, yeah yes.
 
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