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(WWE)   Will Damien Sandow once again be buried so deep, he has to look up to see Zack Ryder? Can Randy Orton teach John Cena to poop in bags and not his pants, or will Aftermarket Bella have to scrub the jorts? Complain your way through WWE Raw, 8 PM on USA   (wwe.com) divider line 1261
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2013-11-04 09:36:15 AM
Rumor mill says that Hogan has signed in principle with WWE, and will be a surprise entrant in the 2014 RR.  Chew on that pile of cr@p while you read this week's checklist.  :)

Weekly RAW Checklist (or for watching fark burn)


credit to ManofPa, Dougie AXP, and hundreddollarman



1) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"
2) Karate Explosion, the weekly troll we deserve, asks why this isn't in the Entertainment tab
3) Pretty GM is stalked by KellyKellyKelly
4) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
5) Bah Gawd King, that's the nPo's music!
6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
7) NOPE!
8) Because Fark you, that's why
9) [REDACTED]
10) The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard appears
11) Dolph Ziggler's guide to selling and athletic sex
12) Mizark Appreciation Time
13) Out of nowhere, it's VINTAGE ORTON!
14) Where's Cena? Is someone talking about Cena? WHERE'S CENA?
15) It's best-ah for this business-ah!
16) YOU BLOW OUT AN ELECTRIC LAMP!
17) Screw it, you aren't even reading this one. ARMBRA!(but link it NSFW)
18) Once a PPV cycle, just like Taker....the "It's Me" pic returns
19) JFSP shows up late and gives a full recap; posts Cena (ultra-rare quality item)
20) Last APP Reference Standing
21) "Bobby, what's that?"  "No worries, Gorilla.  That's just Tony making his 'meh' face"
22)   BONUS: FWC member in the crowd and/or seen on TV
 
2013-11-04 10:07:43 AM
Hogan? Oh joy.
 
2013-11-04 11:05:22 AM
Woo, Hogan. Woo. I'd be impressed if Mongo McMichael was a surprise Royal Rumble entrant.

"... from the Harley Races, to the Barry Windhams... to the Ric Flairs..."

"Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"


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2013-11-04 11:11:34 AM
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/CCCCCCCRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAADDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! !
 
2013-11-04 11:48:29 AM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Hogan? Oh joy.


Hogan at RR?  Fans react:

iambrony.dget.cc
 
2013-11-04 12:07:10 PM
They should sign the Hulkster and then only use him in wweshop.com skits
 
2013-11-04 01:24:45 PM
Did everyone see the WWE.com poll that surely drove Mr. Gagne up a wall?

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Also, WWE.com decided to show how shiatty their new world title looks by doing this

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Boy, the Big Logo sucks, doesn't it?
 
2013-11-04 04:36:17 PM
Rumor that is floating around-Smackdown belt put on Cena to build it up to unify the big belts at WM30. Since there is no brand extension anymore, I think it's time to unify them. What does everyone else think?
 
2013-11-04 04:51:27 PM

Polartank13: Rumor that is floating around-Smackdown belt put on Cena to build it up to unify the big belts at WM30. Since there is no brand extension anymore, I think it's time to unify them. What does everyone else think?


I'd hate to see the Big Gold gone in favor of the Big Logo, but two world champions and two midcard champions is pointless.

Save the Big Gold, the IC belt, reactivate the TV or Cruiserweight belt, and redesign the pennies, and they're good to go.
 
2013-11-04 05:04:36 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Polartank13: Rumor that is floating around-Smackdown belt put on Cena to build it up to unify the big belts at WM30. Since there is no brand extension anymore, I think it's time to unify them. What does everyone else think?

I'd hate to see the Big Gold gone in favor of the Big Logo, but two world champions and two midcard champions is pointless.

Save the Big Gold, the IC belt, reactivate the TV or Cruiserweight belt, and redesign the pennies, and they're good to go.


Agreed

i149.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-04 06:35:18 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-11-04 06:41:14 PM
so, vtox, like i was saying, i would like to know more about what's happening in wrestling than just what shows up in the (to quote the herd) "FARK THIS COMPANY" stuff...  i just don't have time or energy to follow wwe, or their competitors.  may still be awake to defend my LMS, but doubtful.  TGIM?
 
2013-11-04 07:15:35 PM
(begins arena chant)

LET'S GO CENA!

POOP OUR JORTS!
 
2013-11-04 07:18:29 PM
BAH GAWD KING! MACHOPROGRAMMER WILL MISS WWE TWO WEEKS IN A ROW DUE TO FOOTBALL! IT'S NOT RIGHT, DAMMIT.

Will be watching the Packers hopefully curbstomping da Bears
 
2013-11-04 07:19:38 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Hogan? Oh joy.

Hogan at RR?  Fans react:


5, 4, 3, 2, 1 buzzzzzzzzzz

(Real American hits)

The place erupts

That's what would happen
 
2013-11-04 07:23:09 PM

FinFangFark: (begins arena chant)

LET'S GO CENA!

POOP OUR JORTS!


Skipper and Ziggler once felt the wrath of Cena's Orton...

april-jeanette.org
 
2013-11-04 07:24:46 PM
Also, reigning Gredunza champ here looking for back to back tonight
 
2013-11-04 07:26:58 PM

natural316: Also, reigning Gredunza champ here looking for back to back tonight


Don't count on it.

That's only happened 6 times in a little over two years.
 
2013-11-04 07:27:03 PM

cynicalminion: so, vtox, like i was saying, i would like to know more about what's happening in wrestling than just what shows up in the (to quote the herd) "FARK THIS COMPANY" stuff...  i just don't have time or energy to follow wwe, or their competitors.  may still be awake to defend my LMS, but doubtful.  TGIM?


Hope I'm not speaking out of turn, but:

BE-yond WREST-ling clapclap clapclapclap
 
2013-11-04 07:27:59 PM
Just got out of a 3 hour work meeting so I'll be late getting home and miss the Big Show Crying Hour open (or John Cena celebrates with the troops open).

As most of us reach our darkest hours with a potential:
Show-Orton; Cena-Del Rio Survivor Series, just remember for one shining moment that Daniel Bryan has won both the WHC and WWE titles.

On the other side, I still swear that him retaining the WHC belt in the cage match was a botch. I think he was supposed to lose. Maybe he could have botched the sell to Orton and he'd still be WWE champ
 
2013-11-04 07:29:06 PM

FirstNationalBastard: natural316: Also, reigning Gredunza champ here looking for back to back tonight

Don't count on it.

That's only happened 6 times in a little over two years.


Hey I can dream can't I
 
2013-11-04 07:29:17 PM

FirstNationalBastard: natural316: Also, reigning Gredunza champ here looking for back to back tonight

Don't count on it.

That's only happened 6 times in a little over two years.


Did I pull that off once, with a PPV->Raw win, I don't think so, but figured if anyone would know history, you'd have it.

/off for home, see you when the 9pm Punk champ comes out
 
2013-11-04 07:29:47 PM

natural316: Also, reigning Gredunza champ here looking for back to back tonight


If not you, anyone else in the NPO will do. Gotta keep it with the home faction IF YOU WEEEEL
 
2013-11-04 07:30:52 PM
You know what? Not even hitting ShizzleWizzle is worth enduring this shiat.
 
2013-11-04 07:33:42 PM
WWE is on A ROLL.

first an AWWWWWWWWESOME HiaC.
Then probably the best follow up raw in the last decade.

How will they top it. HOW?? M

IM SO EXCITED I CANT WAIT.

I picked up wwe2k14 just to get more involved. OMG, have you best the undertaker yet? I haven't lol
 
2013-11-04 07:34:16 PM
"Popcorn is good tonight here in the arena, Monsoon. I got this for a special price, knew the guy selling it."

"What lowly minimum age worker that you know was working the popcorn machine?"

"(Munch munch) Damien Sandow."

"WILL YOU STOP?"

"It's funny Monsoon, the kernels start popping and he screams SILENCE, until they do."
 
2013-11-04 07:34:21 PM

my lip balm addiction: natural316: Also, reigning Gredunza champ here looking for back to back tonight

If not you, anyone else in the NPO will do. Gotta keep it with the home faction IF YOU WEEEEL


Agreed. Also with the release of 2K14 tomorrow what's the over/under on how many ads we see
 
2013-11-04 07:36:18 PM

TheManofPA: FirstNationalBastard: natural316: Also, reigning Gredunza champ here looking for back to back tonight

Don't count on it.

That's only happened 6 times in a little over two years.

Did I pull that off once, with a PPV->Raw win, I don't think so, but figured if anyone would know history, you'd have it.

/off for home, see you when the 9pm Punk champ comes out


No, you never pulled off back to back.

According to The List, The people who have pulled that off are Dougie Axpowitz, Myself (twice), nyrkah1, Jim From St. Paul, slamjack, and Earguy,
 
2013-11-04 07:37:44 PM

natural316: my lip balm addiction: natural316: Also, reigning Gredunza champ here looking for back to back tonight

If not you, anyone else in the NPO will do. Gotta keep it with the home faction IF YOU WEEEEL

Agreed. Also with the release of 2K14 tomorrow what's the over/under on how many ads we see


APPAPPAPPAPPAPPAPPAPPAPPAPPAPPAPPAPPAPP
 
2013-11-04 07:39:21 PM
Then.
Now.
22 minutes.!! 1

Do you think triple H will be on the show? I bet he will. He's good on the mic. Do you think he sys true stuff or just lies?
 
2013-11-04 07:40:48 PM
What's up folks?  :D
 
2013-11-04 07:41:03 PM
I hope I win the belt tonight. I will be a good champion of the people.

Guys, who do you think would win. Undertaker or Big Show. Except it's not a match. It's bobbing for apples.
 
2013-11-04 07:41:14 PM

machoprogrammer: BAH GAWD KING! MACHOPROGRAMMER WILL MISS WWE TWO WEEKS IN A ROW DUE TO FOOTBALL! IT'S NOT RIGHT, DAMMIT.

Will be watching the Packers hopefully curbstomping da Bears


Shut Da Mouth!
Go Bears!
 
2013-11-04 07:41:32 PM

Jetskimoo: What's up folks?  :D


Loading Stone Cold's podcast archives onto an MP3 player.

Looks like he has some decent interviews.
 
2013-11-04 07:41:35 PM

Karate Explosion: WWE is on A ROLL.

first an AWWWWWWWWESOME HiaC.
Then probably the best follow up raw in the last decade.

How will they top it. HOW?? M

IM SO EXCITED I CANT WAIT.

I picked up wwe2k14 just to get more involved. OMG, have you best the undertaker yet? I haven't lol


I already beat him days ago...geez man, you must be a noob or something!  XD
 
2013-11-04 07:42:30 PM
You probably spammed the kick button.

I used Cena. Undertaker couldn't see me.
 
2013-11-04 07:43:02 PM

Moodybastard: machoprogrammer: BAH GAWD KING! MACHOPROGRAMMER WILL MISS WWE TWO WEEKS IN A ROW DUE TO FOOTBALL! IT'S NOT RIGHT, DAMMIT.

Will be watching the Packers hopefully curbstomping da Bears

Shut Da Mouth!
Go Bears!


May the best team win!

And may the nPo retain the Gredunza!
 
2013-11-04 07:43:19 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Karate Explosion: WWE is on A ROLL.

first an AWWWWWWWWESOME HiaC.
Then probably the best follow up raw in the last decade.

How will they top it. HOW?? M

IM SO EXCITED I CANT WAIT.

I picked up wwe2k14 just to get more involved. OMG, have you best the undertaker yet? I haven't lol

I already beat him days ago...geez man, you must be a noob or something!  XD


OMG lol I forgot to reply to you.

So excited
 
2013-11-04 07:43:38 PM
Are you ready for tonight's, F*CK YOU, FANS OVER 12?!
 
2013-11-04 07:43:54 PM
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com You can't see me..................
 
2013-11-04 07:44:41 PM

verbaltoxin: Are you ready for tonight's, F*CK YOU, FANS OVER 12 AND UNDER 300 LB?!


fixed! Cena has some adult fans
 
2013-11-04 07:45:53 PM
I have it on good authority that Hogan AND Captain America are returning at the RR.
 
2013-11-04 07:45:59 PM

emtbiz: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 225x225] You can't see me..................


I'd like to welcome to your lake front chalet in hell. The HOA is pretty tolerant but they are brutal in enforcing the few rules they do have.
 
2013-11-04 07:46:52 PM

Moodybastard: emtbiz: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 225x225] You can't see me..................

I'd like to welcome to your lake front chalet in hell. The HOA is pretty tolerant but they are brutal in enforcing the few rules they do have.


LOL
 
2013-11-04 07:47:16 PM

sallyjuneabigailmay: cynicalminion: so, vtox, like i was saying, i would like to know more about what's happening in wrestling than just what shows up in the (to quote the herd) "FARK THIS COMPANY" stuff...  i just don't have time or energy to follow wwe, or their competitors.  may still be awake to defend my LMS, but doubtful.  TGIM?

Hope I'm not speaking out of turn, but:

BE-yond WREST-ling clapclap clapclapclap


beyond wrestling (WRISTING from the rocky horror crowd) so THAT's where they store anything that's "in abeyance."
 
2013-11-04 07:47:18 PM

machoprogrammer: verbaltoxin: Are you ready for tonight's, F*CK YOU, FANS OVER 12 AND UNDER 300 LB?!

fixed! Cena has some adult fans


The parents who brought the kids don't count as fans.
 
2013-11-04 07:50:02 PM

FirstNationalBastard: TheManofPA: FirstNationalBastard: natural316: Also, reigning Gredunza champ here looking for back to back tonight

Don't count on it.

That's only happened 6 times in a little over two years.

Did I pull that off once, with a PPV->Raw win, I don't think so, but figured if anyone would know history, you'd have it.

/off for home, see you when the 9pm Punk champ comes out

No, you never pulled off back to back.

According to The List, The people who have pulled that off are Dougie Axpowitz, Myself (twice), nyrkah1, Jim From St. Paul, slamjack, and Earguy,


I love that version of my name.
 
2013-11-04 07:50:23 PM
I wonder if HHH will say anything else about the

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of DBD's voice.
 
2013-11-04 07:51:00 PM
Armbar?
 
2013-11-04 07:51:19 PM

Ah @WWE - time for another disappointing #RAW. Feels just like my first marriage. Regularly farked, but she treated me like shiat.

- Wippit Guud (@wippitguud) November 5, 2013
 
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