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(Weasel Zippers)   "This building is dedicated to public service in memory of Abraham Lincoln, Democrat"   (weaselzippers.us) divider line 15
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2013-11-04 10:35:57 AM  
2 votes:

A PLAQUE ON BOTH YOUR HOUSES!

2013-11-04 10:30:46 AM  
2 votes:
This guy from the comments:

Let the libs have him. Lincoln jump started the decline in constitutional adherence. He destroyed states' rights. After all it was the states that created the fed not vice versa. Slavery should have been abolished within the framework of the constitution.

This guy has studied it out so hard he's seen the farking matrix.

THIS. GUY.!.

/this guy
2013-11-04 10:28:44 AM  
2 votes:

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: Lando Lincoln: Yeah, sorry, we forgot to tell you guys that we changed the history books. We'll be emailing out a flyer later today. We traded Kennedy for Lincoln.

I've got three Whigs, two Know-Nothings, and a Bull Moose to trade for some Federalists.


You run a craft beer store or something?
2013-11-04 12:36:10 PM  
1 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-11-04 12:11:04 PM  
1 votes:
Zeb Hesselgresser: coeyagi:   While the stupidity must be strong with the individual who let this one fly, equally stupid will be the denizons of Mongoloid-Americans who will come in here and take copious sh*ts on this thread defending Lincoln as a stalwart of their party when he couldn't be farther from the derpitudes of insanity that currently infect the GOP.

Regardless, I'm going to use this thread as an opportunity to tell you for the 1,464,527th time that I think today's Republicans suck.

1/3 of the words.  Your welcome.


I'm upset how much Republicans actually suck

1/3 of the words. You're welcome
2013-11-04 11:47:14 AM  
1 votes:

Pants full of macaroni!!: No, no, no.  You're only supposed to call a Republican a democrat if they've done something illegal.


Isn't that what makes them a Democrat?
2013-11-04 11:07:13 AM  
1 votes:

Arkanaut: Small-"d" democrat, maybe...


What other kind is there?

/the democrat party must always be uncapitalized
2013-11-04 11:04:50 AM  
1 votes:
No, no, no.  You're only supposed to call a Republican a democrat if they've done something illegal.
2013-11-04 10:35:02 AM  
1 votes:
Modern day Republicans claiming Lincoln is like Modern Day Christians claiming Jesus
2013-11-04 10:32:38 AM  
1 votes:

Lando Lincoln: Yeah, sorry, we forgot to tell you guys that we changed the history books. We'll be emailing out a flyer later today. We traded Kennedy for Lincoln.


And a future President to be named later.
2013-11-04 10:32:29 AM  
1 votes:
weaselzippers.us

Ummmm...

captainjamesdavis.files.wordpress.com

...wait...what?
2013-11-04 10:20:27 AM  
1 votes:
Fox News is unimpressed.
2013-11-04 10:18:25 AM  
1 votes:
It actually refers to Abraham Schlomo Lincoln IV, a retired tailor who used to work the booths on Election Day. He WAS a Democrat, as it turns out.
2013-11-04 10:17:23 AM  
1 votes:
Yeah, sorry, we forgot to tell you guys that we changed the history books. We'll be emailing out a flyer later today. We traded Kennedy for Lincoln.
2013-11-04 10:16:56 AM  
1 votes:
And therefore Romney is president and Sarah Palin is Empress of Alaska etc. etc.
 
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