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(TMZ)   So, Kendall Jenner turned 18 and she's already getting offered millions to do porn   (tmz.com) divider line 41
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2013-11-04 08:12:54 AM
Who?
 
2013-11-04 08:27:36 AM
Who?  (clicks link)  Wow, she's cute.

But why pay her millions, there are lots of cuties on any of the free porn sites.  Not sure who pays for porn these days, or how porn sites make money.
 
2013-11-04 08:35:36 AM
No word on whether Kendall plans to take any seriously.

Her mother certainly will.
 
2013-11-04 08:36:11 AM
Who?

Oh. A Cardassian.

Whatever.
 
2013-11-04 08:42:39 AM
www.startrek.com
WTF? Pay for porn?
 
2013-11-04 08:44:34 AM
$1.8M and it will be on Redtube in a week.  Solid business plan there.
 
2013-11-04 08:45:46 AM

skozlaw: Who?

Oh. A Cardassian.

Whatever.


images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-11-04 08:46:16 AM
Worked well for her sister.
 
2013-11-04 08:55:39 AM
Can someone pay her millions to just go away?

/And maybe pitch in on a similar offer to the rest of the clan?
 
2013-11-04 08:56:53 AM
Sex with hot girls isn't always great. The ugly or kinda fat ones tend to get into it more since their sexcapades are fewer.
 
2013-11-04 09:08:01 AM

eldritch2k4: skozlaw: Who?

Oh. A Cardassian.

Whatever.

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 850x566]


The guy on the right would be a lot less annoying to have sex with?
 
2013-11-04 09:26:27 AM
www.dumpaday.com
 
2013-11-04 09:45:29 AM

hubiestubert: [www.dumpaday.com image 620x827]


That statement needs to be played on a continuous loop.
 
2013-11-04 10:09:04 AM
From the point of view of her pimp, oops, I mean mom, she doesn't need to. The Kardashian brand is strong enough without it.

But the second it starts to fade...
 
2013-11-04 10:14:53 AM

hubiestubert: [www.dumpaday.com image 620x827]


Bears
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2013-11-04 10:25:16 AM
Donkey-show?

static.wetpaint.me
 
2013-11-04 10:33:54 AM

skozlaw: Who?

Oh. A Cardassian.

Whatever.


actually, not a kardashian. her father is bruce jenner and her mother is kris jenner, who was indeed married to the kardashian dude.

not any sort of white-knighting...still offspring of an attentionwhoring clan, and half-sister to kardashians.

this is all i know about them, though, having never watched a single second of any of their tv shows. and i agree, this kendall chick is a cutie.
 
2013-11-04 10:42:15 AM

stuhayes2010: how porn sites make money.


I've wondered about this too.  Probably more than is healthy.  Maybe selling advertising for...other porn sites?  Ones that charge $?  I don't get it...

/yeah, if I was getting any I wouldn't be looking at redtube...
 
2013-11-04 10:45:43 AM

Zul the Magnificent: stuhayes2010: how porn sites make money.

I've wondered about this too.  Probably more than is healthy.  Maybe selling advertising for...other porn sites?  Ones that charge $?  I don't get it...

/yeah, if I was getting any I wouldn't be looking at redtube...


i noticed on my pornhub and youporn phone apps that there is an option for unlimited views (the freebies are limited on the apps, but they're plenty for me between the 2) by paying. i imagine plenty of people actually do pay them.
 
2013-11-04 10:48:35 AM

hubiestubert: [www.dumpaday.com image 620x827]


Then what's the use of social media?
 
2013-11-04 11:40:38 AM
According to wiki Kim's sex tape was released in 2007. Six+ years of these people. I just don't understand how people aren't tired of this nonsense. Clearly there is still a huge demand for the Kardashians - every time I go to the grocery store their faces are on all of the magazines. Fark is full of articles. Even the Google News landing page showcases their shiat.  I'm sure TV is still full of them too (cue the onion link, I don't have cable). I just do.not.get.it.
 
2013-11-04 01:12:22 PM

give me doughnuts: Donkey-show?


Now THAT I can fap to.
 
2013-11-04 01:19:50 PM

Karma Chameleon: According to wiki Kim's sex tape was released in 2007. Six+ years of these people. I just don't understand how people aren't tired of this nonsense. Clearly there is still a huge demand for the Kardashians - every time I go to the grocery store their faces are on all of the magazines. Fark is full of articles. Even the Google News landing page showcases their shiat.  I'm sure TV is still full of them too (cue the onion link, I don't have cable). I just do.not.get.it.


2007? Feels longer than that.
 
2013-11-04 01:37:16 PM
If Kendall did a porn tape, it might be the only worthwhile thing a Kardashian ever did.

/other than get OJ off
 
2013-11-04 01:48:26 PM

Martonio: If Kendall did a porn tape, it might be the only worthwhile thing a Kardashian ever did.

/other than get OJ off


If Kendall does make a porn tape, a Kardashian might get OJ off again.
 
2013-11-04 01:49:30 PM

bungle_jr: Zul the Magnificent: stuhayes2010: how porn sites make money.

I've wondered about this too.  Probably more than is healthy.  Maybe selling advertising for...other porn sites?  Ones that charge $?  I don't get it...

/yeah, if I was getting any I wouldn't be looking at redtube...

i noticed on my pornhub and youporn phone apps that there is an option for unlimited views (the freebies are limited on the apps, but they're plenty for me between the 2) by paying. i imagine plenty of people actually do pay them.


ads and general DVD sales would be my guess. at least for the producers.
 
2013-11-04 03:07:17 PM
How about a 3 way scissoring video with Chloe Grace Moretz and Ariel Winter?

/brb, being v&
 
2013-11-04 03:46:51 PM

7th Son of a 7th Son: How about a 3 way scissoring video with Chloe Grace Moretz and Ariel Winter?

/brb, being v&


The dehydration and chafing is gonna kill me.
.
 
2013-11-04 03:47:22 PM

groppet: Karma Chameleon: According to wiki Kim's sex tape was released in 2007. Six+ years of these people. I just don't understand how people aren't tired of this nonsense. Clearly there is still a huge demand for the Kardashians - every time I go to the grocery store their faces are on all of the magazines. Fark is full of articles. Even the Google News landing page showcases their shiat.  I'm sure TV is still full of them too (cue the onion link, I don't have cable). I just do.not.get.it.

2007? Feels longer than that.


2007? Ah ha , the real cause of the recession.   Fannie Mae, Housing industry  and bankers indeed.
 
2013-11-04 04:02:25 PM

SilentStrider: Who?


images.hotcelebshome.com

Of of the ones without the big ass.
 
2013-11-04 04:58:48 PM
Okay, so she's a halfdashian, but she's a bit less horse-faced than her sisters.
 
2013-11-04 05:35:54 PM

Silly_Sot: Okay, so she's a halfdashian, but she's a bit less horse-faced than her sisters


And a reasonably-sized butt.
 
2013-11-04 08:47:37 PM

Zul the Magnificent: Silly_Sot: Okay, so she's a halfdashian, but she's a bit less horse-faced than her sisters

And a reasonably-sized butt.



Agreed. That one is actually hot.

www.sugarslam.com
 
2013-11-04 09:15:38 PM
Apparently, she is not from the Wookie side of the family.
 
2013-11-05 12:24:55 AM
I'll give her $10 to kill herself
 
2013-11-05 07:38:49 AM
She looks a little like that Emily Rjadwokjowaksaki chick, but without the fantastic rack.
 
2013-11-05 09:15:59 AM

Modified Wooden Paper Towel Holder: Sex with hot girls isn't always great. The ugly or kinda fat ones tend to get into it more since their sexcapades are fewer.


Same with dudes.  Traditionally "hot" dudes think all they need to do is climb on top and stick the dick in.  I've never had sex with an actual, straight up "ugly" dude, but "nerdy" guys tend to be the most adventurous.
 
2013-11-05 09:25:07 AM

CaitMonster: Modified Wooden Paper Towel Holder: Sex with hot girls isn't always great. The ugly or kinda fat ones tend to get into it more since their sexcapades are fewer.

Same with dudes.  Traditionally "hot" dudes think all they need to do is climb on top and stick the dick in.  I've never had sex with an actual, straight up "ugly" dude, but "nerdy" guys tend to be the most adventurous.


If the gauge for telling how hot a guy is is by his laziness during sex, then all of us Farkers are farking studs.
 
2013-11-05 09:26:43 AM

Modified Wooden Paper Towel Holder: CaitMonster: Modified Wooden Paper Towel Holder: Sex with hot girls isn't always great. The ugly or kinda fat ones tend to get into it more since their sexcapades are fewer.

Same with dudes.  Traditionally "hot" dudes think all they need to do is climb on top and stick the dick in.  I've never had sex with an actual, straight up "ugly" dude, but "nerdy" guys tend to be the most adventurous.

If the gauge for telling how hot a guy is is by his laziness during sex, then all of us Farkers are farking studs.


Subsequently, if the same system is applied to women, we're all studs banging hot chicks.
 
2013-11-05 02:29:03 PM

CaitMonster: Modified Wooden Paper Towel Holder: Sex with hot girls isn't always great. The ugly or kinda fat ones tend to get into it more since their sexcapades are fewer.

Same with dudes.  Traditionally "hot" dudes think all they need to do is climb on top and stick the dick in.   I've never had sex with an actual, straight up "ugly" dude, but "nerdy" guys tend to be the most adventurous.


Fine.  Consider me at your disposal m'lady.  But be warned:  Once you go "actual, straight up, "ugly"", you never go back.

/note the nested quotation marks.
 
2013-11-05 05:04:27 PM
18?   release the hounds !!
 
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