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(The Province)   Vancouver cops plan to eat in, switch to drive through, end up as take out   (theprovince.com ) divider line
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5952 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Nov 2013 at 7:41 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-11-04 07:42:27 AM  
Fat Burger in Van?
 
2013-11-04 07:51:30 AM  
Police are in possession of the driver's cell phone and will be examining it to see if distracted driving played a role

Well, there goes the "on the scene" embarrassing phone call that starts:

"Mom. You'll never guess what just happened." and ends "Bring a clean set of underwear"
 
2013-11-04 07:53:08 AM  
Shoulda used a truck. It's got more power and more mass and therefore more momentum.
 
2013-11-04 08:23:50 AM  
"...chest pain, and difficulty breathing. Their injuries appear to be non-life-threatening. "

"described as shaking uncontrollably and in shock " - assessment by nurse

Medical reporting is about as bad as gun reporting.
 
2013-11-04 08:26:25 AM  

f4rmerbob: "...chest pain, and difficulty breathing. Their injuries appear to be non-life-threatening. "

"described as shaking uncontrollably and in shock " - assessment by nurse

Medical reporting is about as bad as gun reporting.


Sounds like they ate a Fat Burger all right.
 
2013-11-04 09:25:57 AM  
Is it bad that I can guess the gender and race of the person of the person who was driving the silver BMW in Vancouver?
 
2013-11-04 09:42:39 AM  

baconbeard: Is it bad that I can guess the gender and race of the person of the person who was driving the silver BMW in Vancouver?


south asian or regular?
 
2013-11-04 09:56:00 AM  
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2013-11-04 12:28:52 PM  

baconbeard: Is it bad that I can guess the gender and race of the person of the person who was driving the silver BMW in Vancouver?


You peaked at the article!
"The 30-year-old female driver did not appear to be injured, but was also taken to hospital as a precaution."
 
2013-11-04 02:02:46 PM  
WTF?! That's my favorite burger joint! I eat lunch there all the time.

Their bacon-cheddar burger is amazing. I guess I'll have to find someplace else to take my lunch break today.

/The asian lady drivers in this city are the worst.
 
2013-11-05 04:41:31 AM  
I used to eat at that Fatburger from time to time.  The window that the car crashed through was actually a garage door type thing that would roll up .  In the summer they'd have it open to the sidewalk.  There were frequently cops in there too, and I've sat at the table that got hit.  Dang.
 
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