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(Fox News)   Japanese "toxic monster" from the tsunami is creeping towards the U.S. Experts say it could be the biggest disaster to arrive from Japan since tofu   (foxnews.com) divider line 24
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2013-11-04 06:22:12 AM
Tofu is good when used properly. The disaster is vegetarians who lack the balls to just admit they like meat and either kill it themselves or give it up entirely try to replace the meat in things with it.

Tofu is made of beans, it is a bean substitute, not a meat substitute. If you use it like soft beans, it's lovely. If you use it like meat.... well just go ask for beans in your chili at a Texas chili cookoff and see what they say.
 
2013-11-04 07:20:20 AM
Experts say it could be the biggest disaster to arrive from Japan since tofu Hideki Irabu

FTFY
 
2013-11-04 07:21:40 AM
 
2013-11-04 07:48:08 AM
Yet another failure of leadership from Godzilla. Vote "YES" on Ballot Referendum 7: The MechaGodzilla Initiative!

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2013-11-04 08:09:16 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Yet another failure of leadership from Godzilla. Vote "YES" on Ballot Referendum 7: The MechaGodzilla Initiative!

[dailygrindhouse.com image 737x500]


I heard MechaGodzilla wasn't even engineered on this planet!

FACTRY INSPECSHUN

WHERE

MEKAGODZILLA

WHER

 
2013-11-04 08:56:38 AM

dittybopper: /And tofu is never good.
//Ever.



Lies!
 
2013-11-04 09:14:16 AM

doglover: Tofu is good when used properly.


It's a soybean cake.  That's what it is, and it has a distinctive, if mild, flavor.  I never understood America's push to put it in everything "healthy".
 
2013-11-04 10:14:07 AM
Let me echo the sentiment in the thread that tofu is great when used properly.  Sorry your mom put tofu in your hot chocolate instead of marshmallows.
 
2013-11-04 10:15:45 AM
I have in on good authority that the worst thing to ever come from Japan is kudzu.
 
2013-11-04 10:26:20 AM
Tofu is one of the greatest foods of all times.   Subby is wrong.
 
2013-11-04 10:30:33 AM
Tofu done right is good, subby. Don't use it as a replacement for things you won't eat for stupid ideological / religious reasons.
 
2013-11-04 10:48:41 AM
So I don't get it - they see this debris, why not scoop it out and move it or for example, sink the boat and make it a reef?

Why are they waiting for it to come to the US (or whatever the final destination ends up being)? If it's that large - get rid of it before it becomes a problem.

I suppose the answer is "who owns it, who will pay for it..." Isn't that what the UN is for? Greenpeace?

This seems bigger than a NIMBY situation...
 
2013-11-04 10:59:07 AM

UNC_Samurai: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Yet another failure of leadership from Godzilla. Vote "YES" on Ballot Referendum 7: The MechaGodzilla Initiative!

[dailygrindhouse.com image 737x500]

I heard MechaGodzilla wasn't even engineered on this planet!

FACTRY INSPECSHUNWHEREMEKAGODZILLAWHER


I heard he's secretly made of Space Titanium by the aliens from the hunter M galaxy!

Where mechagodzilla birth certificate?!
 
2013-11-04 11:07:36 AM
I recently discovered that tofu could be eaten on its own and it's actually good when prepared properly. This was at a Chinese reataurant. People in the west always use it as a meat substitute which is as disgusting as it sounds.
 
2013-11-04 12:13:45 PM

Uncle Tractor: Tofu done right is good, subby. Don't use it as a replacement for things you won't eat for stupid ideological / religious reasons.


Like, say, tofu?
 
2013-11-04 12:33:05 PM

Alassra: So I don't get it - they see this debris, why not scoop it out and move it or for example, sink the boat and make it a reef?



"That most concentrated part of the junk field is easily broader than Texas and centered approximately 1,700 miles off the Pacific coast, between California and Hawaii"
"The agency estimates that the trash overall is scattered across an area in the ocean about three times the size of the continental United States."

The manpower needed to pull something like that off, would not be worth it.
 
2013-11-04 12:52:37 PM
Everyone in this thread is missing the point:  A new Godzilla movie is being released in May of 2014.
 
2013-11-04 02:20:11 PM

Level5: Alassra: So I don't get it - they see this debris, why not scoop it out and move it or for example, sink the boat and make it a reef?


"That most concentrated part of the junk field is easily broader than Texas and centered approximately 1,700 miles off the Pacific coast, between California and Hawaii"
"The agency estimates that the trash overall is scattered across an area in the ocean about three times the size of the continental United States."

The manpower needed to pull something like that off, would not be worth it.


Yes yes. But how many Rhode Islands is that?
 
2013-11-04 02:34:58 PM

Por que tan serioso: Level5: Alassra: So I don't get it - they see this debris, why not scoop it out and move it or for example, sink the boat and make it a reef?


"That most concentrated part of the junk field is easily broader than Texas and centered approximately 1,700 miles off the Pacific coast, between California and Hawaii"
"The agency estimates that the trash overall is scattered across an area in the ocean about three times the size of the continental United States."

The manpower needed to pull something like that off, would not be worth it.

Yes yes. But how many Rhode Islands is that?


Just under 11 thousand. Or, something to that effect.
 
2013-11-04 04:34:08 PM
TO THE GYSPY DANGER!
 
2013-11-04 10:08:07 PM
cuz, seriously, what the fark is with tofu.
 
2013-11-04 10:17:18 PM

dittybopper: It's supposed to hit American shores sometime around May of 2014.

/And tofu is never good.
//Ever.


Tofu's good as a neutral medium/thickener for things that have an enjoyable flavor. Ever notice how eggs can go into nearly anything and take on nearly any flavor? Same dealio with tofu. Good broth + tofu = the flavor of the broth, with some substance to help fill you up.

/Tofu is the new grey.
 
2013-11-05 01:11:42 AM
tofu is good in a spring roll; that seems about the limit of it's tastiness.
 
2013-11-05 09:03:56 AM

Fuggin Bizzy: dittybopper: It's supposed to hit American shores sometime around May of 2014.

/And tofu is never good.
//Ever.

Tofu's good as a neutral medium/thickener for things that have an enjoyable flavor. Ever notice how eggs can go into nearly anything and take on nearly any flavor? Same dealio with tofu. Good broth + tofu = the flavor of the broth, with some substance to help fill you up.

/Tofu is the new grey.


Fifty Shades of Tofu is not a place I want to be.
 
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