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(Miami Herald)   Adult film star flies into Miami, needs help getting off   (miamiherald.com) divider line 55
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2013-11-04 07:09:03 AM
"Ron Jeremy, a fellow adult film personality who was on the plane heading to Fantasy Fest with her, finally roused her from her emergency exit row seat and left the plane with her."

 Who do I have to blow around here to get business class seats?
 
2013-11-04 08:12:34 AM

Babwa Wawa: "Ron Jeremy, a fellow adult film personality who was on the plane heading to Fantasy Fest with her, finally roused her from her emergency exit row seat and left the plane with her."

 Who do I have to blow around here to get business class seats?


Ron, of course.  It's not worth it.
 
2013-11-04 08:13:52 AM
Ron Jeremy roused her and she got off. Job done.
 
2013-11-04 08:17:52 AM
My bachelor party was in KW and we went to Bare Assets.

There are some very beautiful girls in there.
 
2013-11-04 08:19:50 AM
Just did a GIS for "Fantasy fest".

Good visuals, with the occasional devastating landmine. Use caution.
 
2013-11-04 08:19:54 AM
Oh her, meet her once , that lady is dumb
 
2013-11-04 08:20:24 AM
So she's off the wagon, surprising no-one.

And once again, Ron Jeremy plays the role of white night and father figure to a young(er) woman in the adult film industry, because he's been there, done that, etc.

Man... what must go through his head. Dude's going to turn up dead when somebody realizes who and how much he knows.
 
2013-11-04 08:20:27 AM
A celebrity could look at the sky and TMZ would make a big farking deal over it by posting four articles about it. Such a scummy media company.
 
2013-11-04 08:21:01 AM

BeerBear: Oh her, meet her once , that lady is dumb


Did you see her Daily Show interview when she was running for Governor?
 
2013-11-04 08:21:16 AM
Has anybody seen After The Porn on Netflix? It's a 'where are they now' kind of thing. I haven't seen it yet but I was curious.
 
2013-11-04 08:21:32 AM
Fake boobs, no ass, bleached hair, spray on tan and a drug problem.  Hopefully they get her some help.
 
2013-11-04 08:22:07 AM
But Carey, who spoke to the Miami Herald by phone from Key West, said she just couldn't wake up after taking a higher dose of meds to help her sleep than she would normally take on a plane - and washing the pills down with a glass of wine.

Pills AND booze. That stint in Celebrity Rehab really did the trick.
 
2013-11-04 08:23:23 AM
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What a hairy Carey may look like
 
2013-11-04 08:28:32 AM
She was on celebrity rehab?

/it didn't help
 
2013-11-04 08:31:41 AM
Mary has to book an extra seat for her elongated ham flaps.
 
2013-11-04 08:32:31 AM

basemetal: She was on celebrity rehab?

/it didn't help


Yes and did a porn version after it.
 
2013-11-04 08:33:46 AM

jtown: Babwa Wawa: "Ron Jeremy, a fellow adult film personality who was on the plane heading to Fantasy Fest with her, finally roused her from her emergency exit row seat and left the plane with her."

 Who do I have to blow around here to get business class seats?

Ron, of course.  It's not worth it.


Yeah suffer like a little biatch in last class, cause sucking off Ron for a few hour flight to get just business seating is not the way to go through life son.
 
2013-11-04 08:35:40 AM

Babwa Wawa: "Ron Jeremy, a fellow adult film personality who was on the plane heading to Fantasy Fest with her, finally roused her from her emergency exit row seat and left the plane with her."

 Who do I have to blow around here to get business class seats?


Just want you want in the emergency exit row - somebody passed out from too much Ambien and wine.
 
2013-11-04 08:36:33 AM
Something tells me one way to stop fantasizing about having sex with a porn star is by trying to have a conversation with one.
 
2013-11-04 08:37:10 AM

dv-ous: BeerBear: Oh her, meet her once , that lady is dumb

Did you see her Daily Show interview when she was running for Governor?


Think I saw that on the news
 
2013-11-04 08:38:01 AM

Smoking GNU: Just did a GIS for "Fantasy fest".

Good visuals, with the occasional devastating landmine. Use caution.


There is a surprising and welcome lack of penises in the results.
 
2013-11-04 08:47:47 AM
This story brings up the age-old question:  How many angels can you fit into the opening of a porn star's anus?
 
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2013-11-04 08:48:53 AM

lantawa: This story brings up the age-old question:  How many angels can you fit into the opening of a porn star's anus?


That all depends......
 
2013-11-04 08:49:02 AM

lantawa: This story brings up the age-old question:  How many angels can you fit into the opening of a porn star's anus?


All of them?
 
2013-11-04 08:49:53 AM
Took too many meds because being out in the tool shed with mommy's boyfriends is a horrid memory.  And passed out in the emergency exit row?  That does NOT sound like a very safe flight.  At all.  If that plane crashed and people were strewn about everywhere with open wounds, everyone would get herpes for those last 30 or 60 seconds they were alive.
/Porn industry metaphor!
 
2013-11-04 08:54:07 AM

degenerate-afro: Fake boobs, no ass, bleached hair, spray on tan and a drug problem.  Hopefully they get her some help.


Yeah... those spray on tans are some bad shiat
 
2013-11-04 09:29:37 AM
Fantasy Fest is fairly icky, all in all.
 
2013-11-04 09:45:31 AM

lantawa: This story brings up the age-old question:  How many angels can you fit into the opening of a porn star's anus?



Infinity plus 1.
 
2013-11-04 09:47:25 AM

Crewmannumber6: Something tells me one way to stop fantasizing about having sex with a porn star is by trying to have a conversation with one.


Given that most porn is also shot with aesthetics in mind, not pleasure, I have to wonder how many of them are actually good at sex, too.
 
2013-11-04 09:51:41 AM

Crewmannumber6: Has anybody seen After The Porn on Netflix? It's a 'where are they now' kind of thing. I haven't seen it yet but I was curious.


Watched it, and just meh.  Nothing really interesting about the documentary.
 
2013-11-04 09:57:22 AM

BeerBear: Oh her, meet meat her once , that lady is dumb

ftfy

 
2013-11-04 09:59:39 AM
Good or bad?  Bare Assets is right by Taste of Greece?
 
2013-11-04 10:00:05 AM
But Carey, who spoke to the Miami Herald by phone from Key West, said she just couldn't wake up after taking a higher dose of meds to help her sleep than she would normally take on a plane - and washing the pills down with a glass of wine.

She said Ron Jeremy, a fellow adult film personality who was on the plane heading to Fantasy Fest with her, finally roused her from her emergency exit row seat and left the plane with her.


She should be banned from exit rows for the rest of her life. Along with all other people under 6' tall.
 
2013-11-04 10:07:40 AM

lantawa: This story brings up the age-old question:  How many angels can you fit into the opening of a porn star's anus?


Challenge accepted?
 
2013-11-04 10:09:23 AM
www.naughtybits.us
At some level, I can empathize.
Imagine never being able to order a pepperoni pizza without someone raising their eyebrows.
Or having to listen to hours of cheesy and repetitive bass lines while working.
 
2013-11-04 10:13:10 AM

lantawa: This story brings up the age-old question:  How many angels can you fit into the opening of a porn star's anus?


At least the outfield players.
 
2013-11-04 10:14:26 AM
My issue is what kind of shiatty club flies you into Miami then connects to Key West? Thats like a 10 minute flight, hell you can drive to Key West before the flight arrives after waiting for all the bullshiat at the airport, although the Key West airport is easier to get in and out of.

Fantasy Fest is a strange time, do not be down there during that time unless you like being groped.
 
2013-11-04 10:17:20 AM
Fake boobs, no ass, bleached hair, spray on tan and a drug problem.


Approx. 41% of the female population in LA
 
2013-11-04 10:40:48 AM

lantawa: This story brings up the age-old question:  How many angels can you fit into the opening of a porn star's anus?


Nice......
 
2013-11-04 10:42:25 AM

steamingpile: My issue is what kind of shiatty club flies you into Miami then connects to Key West? Thats like a 10 minute flight, hell you can drive to Key West before the flight arrives after waiting for all the bullshiat at the airport, although the Key West airport is easier to get in and out of.

Fantasy Fest is a strange time, do not be down there during that time unless you like being groped.


How does it compare to San Francisco's Folsom Street Fair? Tell us if you know.

tell.
 
2013-11-04 11:11:31 AM

steamingpile: Fantasy Fest is a strange time, do not be down there during that time unless you like being groped.


I dunno....from the pics I've seen of FF it sure looks a lot more fun that some of the festivals we have in my town.

/who gropes whom?
 
2013-11-04 11:26:35 AM

doubled99: Fake boobs, no ass, bleached hair, spray on tan and a drug problem.


Approx. 41% of the female population in LA


Harry: What is it out here with these women?
Harmony: Oh please, Harry, they're no different from anywhere else.
Harry: Yes, they are. These are damaged goods, every one of them, from way back. I'm telling you, you take a guy who sleeps with 100 women a year, go into his childhood - dollars to doughnuts, it's relatively unspectacular...
Harry: [putting a cigarette in his mouth] ... Now, you take one of these... gals, who sleeps with 100 guys a year, and I *bet* you if you look in their childhood, there's something rotten in Denver.
Harmony: Denmark.
Harry: [closing his cigarette lighter] That too! But it's abandonment, it's abuse, it's, "My uncle put his ping-ping in my papa!"... and then they all come out here!
Harry: [continuing] I mean, it's literally like someone took America by the East Coast and *shook* it, and all the normal girls managed to hang on.
Harmony: OK, everyone who hates Harry raise your hand!
[all the girls in the club raise their hands]
Perry: See that? Obedient little biatches too.
 
2013-11-04 11:46:42 AM
Why is it that everone that appears in an adult video is a porn "star"? Are there no porn "supporting actresses" or porn "sidekicks"?
 
2013-11-04 11:47:34 AM
Likely too many Gravol, I've been there on my first flight to jamaica.

To bad I lost almost 1 day out of the week I was there. Sadly though it was a friday.
 
2013-11-04 11:53:44 AM

Sin_City_Superhero: Why is it that everone that appears in an adult video is a porn "star"? Are there no porn "supporting actresses" or porn "sidekicks"?


Porn character actors?
 
2013-11-04 11:58:36 AM

Crewmannumber6: Sin_City_Superhero: Why is it that everone that appears in an adult video is a porn "star"? Are there no porn "supporting actresses" or porn "sidekicks"?

Porn character actors?


Porn rhythm-method actors
 
2013-11-04 12:57:10 PM

basemetal: lantawa: This story brings up the age-old question:  How many angels can you fit into the opening of a porn star's anus?

Nice......


Do the ones on the tip of her heroine needle count?
 
2013-11-04 01:34:21 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Crewmannumber6: Sin_City_Superhero: Why is it that everone that appears in an adult video is a porn "star"? Are there no porn "supporting actresses" or porn "sidekicks"?

Porn character actors?

Porn rhythm-method actors


Porn extras
 
2013-11-04 01:52:15 PM

Babwa Wawa: Sin_City_Superhero: Crewmannumber6: Sin_City_Superhero: Why is it that everone that appears in an adult video is a porn "star"? Are there no porn "supporting actresses" or porn "sidekicks"?

Porn character actors?

Porn rhythm-method actors

Porn extras


Stunt cocks.
 
2013-11-04 01:56:18 PM
Oh, also, isn't Mary Carey borderline retarded or something?
 
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