Any Pie Left: Best translated line in the movie:"Drain off the balls for harassing".(They mean; "Drop chaff and flares")
Any Pie Left: "Since you are provocative in our sky...I will make you come without returning!"We are for the big, here!
staplermofo: China has to step up its crazy if it wants to be taken seriously as a grown up country.
jso2897: staplermofo: China has to step up its crazy if it wants to be taken seriously as a grown up country.More than that, they have a huge surplus of un-mate-able young men to dispose of - and since modern warfare is not as good at getting rid of warm bodies (of actual combatants) as the old kind, they need to get rampin' up the sabre rattling pretty seriously. My money is on India as their first victim. They could fight an old fashioned, soldier-killin' war with them.Yeah, India has nukes - but those are for Pakistan. India would give up some territory before they'd go nuke with the Chinese - that would be suicide.
Notabunny: fta While Top Gun is proof that a cheesy film can still be immensely enjoyable,/stopped reading right there
Nadie_AZ: I've a buddy who quoted Top Gun one day randomly. I looked at him with a 'dunno' look. He stopped and stared at me: "really? Really? You don't know Top Gun?" I hadn't seen it since 1990 or something- just not a movie I liked. He chided me that I needed to see it again. When he saw my girlfriend he told her he couldn't believe I hadn't watched it- and I should borrow it from him. She looked at him and said "Top Gun? The sausage fest movie?
JasonOfOrillia: Sky Fighters is possibly the worst movie with fighter planes ever made. And that's saying a lot.Worse than Iron Eagle III?
taoistlumberjak: JasonOfOrillia: Sky Fighters is possibly the worst movie with fighter planes ever made. And that's saying a lot.Worse than Iron Eagle III?Iron Eagle III at least had warbirds.That's all it had, but that at least vaults it above a few other movies.Actually, I just remembered; Iron Eagle IV is a comprehensive treatise on all that is wrong with general aviation. Did you mean Iron Eagle IV instead of Iron Eagle III?
Dwindle: God help us if the Chinese ever start innovating things.
dittybopper: When you are watching or reviewing movies from the People's Republic of China, you have to remember one fact about Chinese cinema: It sucks.
maxximillian: Can it really be worse than this epic?[i.imgur.com image 354x500]
kling_klang_bed: [mrwgifs.com image 500x247][media.giphy.com image 500x254]
Gergesa: maxximillian: Can it really be worse than this epic?[i.imgur.com image 354x500]I was on a cruise and that movie was the only thing really on tv. I thought it would be terrible. I guess my expectations were so low that I found it to be acceptable. But then again I have watched a lot of MST3K so I can set my expectations exceedingly low.
DocPeabody: Dwindle: God help us if the Chinese ever start innovating things.Indeed, I mean look how badly they farked up Top Gun. Let's hope the next time they try "innovating" things, its not something serious, like a really destructive weapon
me texan: This is going to be a cult classic in the US. Mark my words.
Slaves2Darkness: Dwindle: God help us if the Chinese ever start innovating things.Funny you should mention that. The Chinese have actually started programs to try and teach creativity to their scientists.
jshine: me texan: This is going to be a cult classic in the US. Mark my words.Maybe -- especially if it gets re-subbed or dubbed with dialog that has no relationship to the original whatsoever.
akula: Slaves2Darkness: Dwindle: God help us if the Chinese ever start innovating things.Funny you should mention that. The Chinese have actually started programs to try and teach creativity to their scientists.That's going to be hard when the entire culture is aimed at making sure people fit in. It's pretty hard to get creativity and innovation while simultaneously cracking down on people who get out of line and rock the boat.
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