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(KFOR Oklahoma City)   A man is shot in back by friends while out hunting for Bigfoot   (kfor.com) divider line 63
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2013-11-04 12:38:44 AM
i.imgur.com
"That's how ya do it."
 
2013-11-04 01:41:25 AM
Leave the safety on until you see the Bigfoot, or at least until you verify that it actually exists.
 
2013-11-04 02:31:28 AM
Even if he exists, is it really necessary to kill him?
It's not like he's bothering anyone.
 
2013-11-04 03:19:52 AM
Believing in things like Bigfoot is harmless. It's ok to believe in irrational things that have no evidence to support their existence, after all...what's the harm?
 
2013-11-04 04:07:52 AM
Was drinking involved? I'm pretty sure that drinking was a factor.
 
2013-11-04 04:21:38 AM

gilatrout: Was drinking involved? I'm pretty sure that drinking was a factor.


I'm willing to bet that in this case drinking wasn't involved. I think it was 100% stupidity.

stupid people jump at shadows and the sound of a twig cracking. Drunks on the other had get all "come at me bro".
 
2013-11-04 04:25:40 AM

TommyymmoT: Even if he exists, is it really necessary to kill him?
It's not like he's bothering anyone.


He anally raped me on six separate occasions.

Why do you think I keep going out looking for him?
/Not trying to kill him though.
 
2013-11-04 04:27:10 AM
Cause we're goin' huntin'
We're gonna kill somethin'
I don't care what it is
Maybe a raccoon, maybe a gopher,
Or maybe the neighbour's kids!
 
2013-11-04 04:29:19 AM
Lesson: When hunting for bigfoot, don't forget to shave your hairy body.
 
2013-11-04 04:30:43 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-11-04 04:32:14 AM
I didn't think Oklahoma was really bigfoot country.

Understanding of course that nowhere is actually bigfoot country.
 
2013-11-04 04:32:35 AM
That's "Web of Confusion", one of Bigfoot's abilities. He uses it whenever someone gets too close.

This is why people hunting Bigfoot either end up shooting their fellow hunters, or they sound mind addled. Bigfoot farked them up.

// You have to be at a really high level to have any chance of confronting Bigfoot. And once you're at that level, there's no point, he doesn't drop any sweet loot. Now Nessie OTOH drops some sick ass armor.
 
2013-11-04 04:32:58 AM
What was his shoe size?
 
2013-11-04 04:36:28 AM
kevinrothermel.typepad.com+
RIP #3
 
2013-11-04 04:37:58 AM

GreenAdder: [i.imgur.com image 298x326]
"That's how ya do it."


Weeners is exactly what everyone thought.... probably.....
 
2013-11-04 04:38:00 AM
Maybe his friends noticed that the guy had big feet.....
 
2013-11-04 04:39:20 AM
So they bagged a lesser-crested big dumbass instead?
 
2013-11-04 04:40:58 AM

TommyymmoT: Even if he exists, is it really necessary to kill him?
It's not like he's bothering anyone.


He's bothering me.  Blasts that damn Skynryd crap all weekend and his rusty Camero's been up on jacks in the driveway for 5 months.
 
2013-11-04 04:51:14 AM
I bet he didn't see that coming!
 
2013-11-04 04:58:18 AM
img.fark.net
 
2013-11-04 05:01:34 AM
That's abominable.
 
2013-11-04 05:08:50 AM
Heard some nutball the other night on Coast to Coast AM say that there really is a big foot, but the reason nobody can find him is he lives in a different dimension and occasionally everything's just right and one breaks through and is spotted.  You think I'm kidding?  I'm not.
 
2013-11-04 05:28:21 AM
By the by, them scientists finally got arout to testing that patch of squatch fur hunters found some years back.  Seems it's bear hair.

/inter-dimensional bear hair.
 
2013-11-04 05:34:39 AM
sounds like Darwin in action
 
2013-11-04 05:47:50 AM

Bigdogdaddy: Heard some nutball the other night on Coast to Coast AM say that there really is a big foot, but the reason nobody can find him is he lives in a different dimension and occasionally everything's just right and one breaks through and is spotted.  You think I'm kidding?  I'm not.


I'm heard something similar, about living in another dimension and what not. Except that was to explain why we never found their poop, because they went back to their home dimension to take a crap.
 
2013-11-04 05:49:34 AM

GreenAdder: "That's how ya do it."


"I thought you were a deer"
 
2013-11-04 06:10:06 AM
Our brains are to puny to catch bigfoot.
 
2013-11-04 06:12:30 AM

Raw_fishFood: Bigdogdaddy: Heard some nutball the other night on Coast to Coast AM say that there really is a big foot, but the reason nobody can find him is he lives in a different dimension and occasionally everything's just right and one breaks through and is spotted.  You think I'm kidding?  I'm not.

I'm heard something similar, about living in another dimension and what not. Except that was to explain why we never found their poop, because they went back to their home dimension to take a crap.


sounds legit
 
2013-11-04 06:24:04 AM

TommyymmoT: Even if he exists, is it really necessary to kill him?
It's not like he's bothering anyone.


There are people who believe the reason no clear evidence of Bigfoot exists is because Bigfoot KILLS the witnesses.
 
2013-11-04 06:41:25 AM

Sgygus: By the by, them scientists finally got arout to testing that patch of squatch fur hunters found some years back.  Seems it's bear hair.

/inter-dimensional bear hair.


Well, at least it wasn't Manbearpig......that one is even harder to catch!

/ I'm being serial guys
 
2013-11-04 06:41:51 AM
Just before the shot was fired his friends could be heard to exclaim, "We're gonna be famous!".
 
2013-11-04 06:58:58 AM
another story ran (had a bit more details) mentioned that there were outstanding warrants.  Usually trespassing isn't an arresting offense, just a ticket (here in Oklahoma anyway)  And yes there are people who think bigfoot has migrated into the state, especially down in my old part of the state (southeast part) There are also rumors of some type of swamp monster type thing around the Boggy creek area.

/and to think here in a few years I am contemplating moving back there.
 
2013-11-04 07:07:42 AM
comedycentral.mtvnimages.com
 
2013-11-04 07:07:47 AM

boohyah: sounds like Darwin in action


Darwin always wins.
 
2013-11-04 07:08:42 AM
If you wake up in the morning and any part of your daily agenda involves anything to do with Bigfoot then it's time you took stock of your direction in life, and your sanity.
 
2013-11-04 07:11:06 AM

log_jammin: Raw_fishFood: Bigdogdaddy: Heard some nutball the other night on Coast to Coast AM say that there really is a big foot, but the reason nobody can find him is he lives in a different dimension and occasionally everything's just right and one breaks through and is spotted.  You think I'm kidding?  I'm not.

I'm heard something similar, about living in another dimension and what not. Except that was to explain why we never found their poop, because they went back to their home dimension to take a crap.

sounds legit


was the guy wearing a bowtie that went round and round and round?
 
2013-11-04 07:15:59 AM
www.businessnorth.com

Approves
 
2013-11-04 07:18:45 AM

Lady J: log_jammin: Raw_fishFood: Bigdogdaddy: Heard some nutball the other night on Coast to Coast AM say that there really is a big foot, but the reason nobody can find him is he lives in a different dimension and occasionally everything's just right and one breaks through and is spotted.  You think I'm kidding?  I'm not.

I'm heard something similar, about living in another dimension and what not. Except that was to explain why we never found their poop, because they went back to their home dimension to take a crap.

sounds legit

was the guy wearing a bowtie that went round and round and round?


It's really nice to hear about people with mental illness speaking out to the public and getting the word out that these people need help. There used to be a real big stigma against people with mental illness, but I'm glad we've progressed in this day and age where they get plenty of airtime on the radio and an entire political party based on mental illness had a rich and influential candidate like Mitt Romney fighting for them and their delusions.
 
2013-11-04 07:23:13 AM
 jerked and shot his friend in the back while apparently hunting for "Bigfoot."

So that's what they are calling it now.
 
2013-11-04 07:48:43 AM
Everybody knows Bigfoot is on Mars now.

news.cnet.com
 
2013-11-04 07:51:54 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-11-04 07:55:32 AM
I found a Sasquatch:

web.timesunion.com
 
2013-11-04 08:03:48 AM

dittybopper: I found a Sasquatch:

[web.timesunion.com image 300x207]


anyone else find it ironic that a ride with a very small geographic footprint is named after a creature referred to as "bigfoot"?
 
2013-11-04 08:12:49 AM

GreenAdder: "That's how ya do it."


So would you rather go hunting with Darth Cheney or riding across a bridge with Ted Kennedy back before he attained room temperature?
 
2013-11-04 08:17:41 AM

mike_d85: dittybopper: I found a Sasquatch:

[web.timesunion.com image 300x207]

anyone else find it ironic that a ride with a very small geographic footprint is named after a creature referred to as "bigfoot"?


I find it more ironic that a creature that if it actually existed as some have described it, as a relict Gigantopithecus, a creature known to have been a vegetarian, is being used to hawk beef jerky.

/The costume is pretty cool, though.
 
2013-11-04 08:29:15 AM

dittybopper: mike_d85: dittybopper: I found a Sasquatch:

[web.timesunion.com image 300x207]

anyone else find it ironic that a ride with a very small geographic footprint is named after a creature referred to as "bigfoot"?

I find it more ironic that a creature that if it actually existed as some have described it, as a relict Gigantopithecus, a creature known to have been a vegetarian, is being used to hawk beef jerky.

/The costume is pretty cool, though.


Doesn't mean he can't learn to eat meat.  We taught this lion to eat tofu.
bachelorhell.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-11-04 08:42:25 AM
I know a guy who calls his lil bro 'Sasquatch' because the 16 yro is 6'6" and well beyond 200 lbs.  I called him Yeti, for he is just as big with the ability to grow a full beard in three days.  He can grow a Duck Dynasty beard in a week.  I'm going to have to let them know to stick to deer and turkey hunting and stay away from 'bigfoot' hunters.

/ I'm getting a kick
 
2013-11-04 09:20:56 AM

Raw_fishFood: Bigdogdaddy: Heard some nutball the other night on Coast to Coast AM say that there really is a big foot, but the reason nobody can find him is he lives in a different dimension and occasionally everything's just right and one breaks through and is spotted.  You think I'm kidding?  I'm not.

I'm heard something similar, about living in another dimension and what not. Except that was to explain why we never found their poop, because they went back to their home dimension to take a crap.


That can't be right.  Everybody knows you don't poop where you live.  He's obviously pooping in a totally different dimension.
 
2013-11-04 10:06:25 AM
Hunting a biped with with a humanlike silhouette and gait? Better bring a bunch of bipeds with humanlike silhouettes and gaits along and have them wander in and out of my field of vision.
 
2013-11-04 10:30:16 AM

gilatrout: Was drinkingmeth involved? I'm pretty sure that drinkingmeth was a factor.


FTFY

/F*cking ignorant rednecks.
 
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