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(Sun Sentinel)   Husband panics after police find his wife's decapitated corpse, decides to fatally overdose on drugs before they can arrest him   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 43
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2013-11-03 05:04:29 PM
This is heartbreaking as he left 3 teenage daughters without a mom
 
2013-11-03 08:46:31 PM

fjnorton: This is heartbreaking as he left 3 teenage daughters without a mom


20, 18, and 16.  So not exactly children, but losing your parents is awful.

Reading TFA, the dad sounds like a real peach.  Cleaned out the joint retirement account to pay attorney's fees, files constant motions (thereby racking up fees), and even his lawyers think he's too much of an asshole for them to represent.  Good riddance.
 
2013-11-03 08:58:54 PM
Nothing says love obsession like decapitation.
 
2013-11-03 09:21:39 PM
Meh, if I'm faced with ODing or life in prison, I'll take the former.
 
2013-11-03 09:50:21 PM
Not seeing the downside.
 
2013-11-03 09:55:07 PM

dookdookdook: Meh, if I'm faced with ODing or life in prison, I'll take the former.


Yeah, and maximizing the collateral damage is just the shiat-icing on the cake.
 
2013-11-03 10:04:20 PM
Grumpycat in 3...2..
 
2013-11-03 10:09:24 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: 20, 18, and 16. So not exactly children, but losing your parents is awful.


It is, but that's the natural order of things*; parents should nto have to bury their children.

* murder/suicide is not, I know

JasonOfOrillia: dookdookdook: Meh, if I'm faced with ODing or life in prison, I'll take the former.

Yeah, and maximizing the collateral damage is just the shiat-icing on the cake.


Because a life in prison with kids that won't want to come visit you anyway is such a better choice?
 
2013-11-03 10:09:46 PM
was it really worth losing his head over?
 
2013-11-03 10:10:20 PM
Well... problem solved then.
 
2013-11-03 10:11:34 PM
Well.... he showed them who's boss.
 
2013-11-03 10:14:22 PM
"The ex-husband of Kimberly Lindsey, found dead in a Glades sugar cane field last week, has been found dead in Miami, the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office said Sunday."

I like how he was apparently found dead in two different places.

/English, how does it work?
 
2013-11-03 10:16:14 PM
So, Duncan finally got tired of Amanda's shiat?
 
2013-11-03 10:17:03 PM

stonelotus: was it really worth losing his head over?


No, but apparently it was worth losing hers.
 
2013-11-03 10:17:26 PM
His "there can be only one" plan failed.
 
2013-11-03 10:19:35 PM
Seriously? Why do these farkers kill their wives first? Just kill yourself. The net result is the same on your end.
 
2013-11-03 10:20:31 PM
I'm okay with this
 
2013-11-03 10:22:15 PM
that article was so full of information. how on earth will i remember it all?
 
2013-11-03 10:31:15 PM

Greek: Seriously? Why do these farkers kill their wives first? Just kill yourself. The net result is the same on your end.


No kidding.  Goes twice for these people who decide they're going to shoot a bunch of people first.  If you decide that today is your last day, just go.
 
2013-11-03 10:39:22 PM
Sad, he coulda stuck around, went to prison, became someone's wife in there, THEN be viciously killed, rather than OD like a pussy.
 
2013-11-03 10:41:46 PM

JasonOfOrillia: just the shiat-icing on the cake


www.chimpout.com
 
2013-11-03 10:43:49 PM

geekasaurus: that article was so full of information. how on earth will i remember it all?


Click the link within the link and the world opens up.  Which subby should've done already.
 
2013-11-03 10:48:29 PM
The Aristocrats!
 
2013-11-03 11:00:17 PM

Preston Preston: Greek: Seriously? Why do these farkers kill their wives first? Just kill yourself. The net result is the same on your end.

No kidding.  Goes twice for these people who decide they're going to shoot a bunch of people first.  If you decide that today is your last day, just go.


No one remembers the guy with attorney's fees that offs himself. Everyone remembers the crazy guy that blows up a government building and offs a bunch of kids.

There are two deaths, the one when you actually die and then there is the one the last time your name is spoken.
 
2013-11-03 11:01:03 PM
everyone seems to have missed this little gem:
  Undercover officers were staking out Lambert at his sister's home in Miami on Sunday morning and were waiting for paperwork to arrest Lambert when they saw a man and women come out of the house, "struggling to carry a body wrapped in a sheet," Bradshaw said.
"We hope they were taking him to the hospital but you never know," Bradshaw said.


Yea to the hospital, right
 
2013-11-03 11:17:38 PM

Pribar: everyone seems to have missed this little gem:
  Undercover officers were staking out Lambert at his sister's home in Miami on Sunday morning and were waiting for paperwork to arrest Lambert when they saw a man and women come out of the house, "struggling to carry a body wrapped in a sheet," Bradshaw said.
"We hope they were taking him to the hospital but you never know," Bradshaw said.

Yea to the hospital, right


The hospital has the proper facilities for the disposal of human organs and tissue.
 
2013-11-03 11:22:08 PM
One article had him buying a 22 rifle and one a 22 pistol but both agreed that he left a huge blood trail and his bloody clothes at the murder scene. If you're going to botch a murder that badly why bother? Just stick with your, "Fark you judge, I ain't paying jack shiat." and fake some bogus diagnosis and go on welfare or workmans comp. I wonder if he had a breakdown and couldn't go through with it competently after he started. Leaving the body in a field instead of a canal really speaks to a lack of analytical thinking too.
 
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2013-11-03 11:24:08 PM

OscarTamerz: One article had him buying a 22 rifle and one a 22 pistol but both agreed that he left a huge blood trail and his bloody clothes at the murder scene. If you're going to botch a murder that badly why bother? Just stick with your, "Fark you judge, I ain't paying jack shiat." and fake some bogus diagnosis and go on welfare or workmans comp. I wonder if he had a breakdown and couldn't go through with it competently after he started. Leaving the body in a field instead of a canal really speaks to a lack of analytical thinking too.


So are you saying he went Blood Simple?
 
2013-11-03 11:24:40 PM

ArcadianRefugee: Benevolent Misanthrope: 20, 18, and 16. So not exactly children, but losing your parents is awful.

It is, but that's the natural order of things*; parents should nto have to bury their children.

* murder/suicide is not, I know

JasonOfOrillia: dookdookdook: Meh, if I'm faced with ODing or life in prison, I'll take the former.

Yeah, and maximizing the collateral damage is just the shiat-icing on the cake.

Because a life in prison with kids that won't want to come visit you anyway is such a better choice?


I was more getting at the fact that this guy destroyed the family's finances before, seemingly, killing his ex-wife and himself.  All of it seems to be a maximization of the wrong things.
 
2013-11-03 11:43:55 PM

Gyrfalcon: Not seeing the downside.


Uh...thanks?

It's kinda like garbage that walks itself to the curb.

/too bad about the kids, however.
 
2013-11-04 12:26:54 AM
Saves the State the cost of housing him
 
2013-11-04 02:04:39 AM

dmax: Grumpycat in 3...2..

bugs bunny sawing off florida in 3...2...

 
2013-11-04 02:21:28 AM
Most guys are happy when their wives give them head.....
 
2013-11-04 02:27:31 AM
tl;dr
 
2013-11-04 03:13:06 AM
She was deCapulated.

/star crossed lovers.
 
2013-11-04 03:38:20 AM
Undercover officers were staking out Lambert at his sister's home in Miami on Sunday morning and were waiting for paperwork to arrest Lambert when they saw a man and women come out of the house, "struggling to carry a body wrapped in a sheet," Bradshaw said.

"We hope they were taking him to the hospital but you never know," Bradshaw said. Miami police are questioning Lambert's sister and the man who helped her move Lambert's body. "We're in the middle of a search warrant now. There's a lot up in the air."

But Bradshaw had no doubt that Lambert killed his ex-wife and that he acted alone.


Uhhhh-huh.

Blaming the first murder on the husband seems like REALLY lazy police work at this point, donchathink?
 
2013-11-04 07:37:42 AM

fjnorton: This is heartbreaking as he left 3 teenage daughters without a mom


They were adopted.

Highlanders can't have kids.
 
2013-11-04 08:16:12 AM
Divorce can be deadly, amiright?
 
2013-11-04 11:11:59 AM
Are they sure it wasn't spontaneous decapitation?
 
2013-11-04 11:15:18 AM
She worked with my sister.
 
2013-11-04 11:16:50 AM
Savings to the Taxpayer - priceless
 
2013-11-04 11:39:35 AM
so, was he guilty?
 
2013-11-04 11:48:02 AM
So, has anyone else asked to take the daughters?

/can't believe it
//throwing away
///perfectly good white wimmins
 
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