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(Daily Dot)   Drunk teens in France steal a circus llama and take him on a subway ride. What could go wrong?   (dailydot.com) divider line 54
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2013-11-03 04:29:27 PM
My guess is that it could quickly turn into a remake of I spit on your grave.

Llamas are part camel, part mule and part goat. They've got bad attitude. And they spit. I remember llamas from when I was a kid. Don't mess with them. A horse is a sweet-tempered, intelligent beast by comparison.

And this was a French llama. They smoke Gitanes.
 
2013-11-03 05:28:24 PM
pbs.twimg.com

Llama:  Dudes, je suis tellement gaspillé
 
2013-11-03 05:51:19 PM
"C'mon, let's go. Alpaca lunch."
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2013-11-03 07:43:18 PM
My wife was looking over my shoulder, saw "circus llama", shrieked and ran down under the stairs. What isn't she telling me?
 
2013-11-03 07:43:40 PM
Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout: Look out, there are llamas!
 
2013-11-03 07:45:20 PM
I didn't know convorting with a llama was illegal. Bloody bigoted fascists.
 
2013-11-03 07:45:39 PM
At least it wasn't a biting moose.
 
2013-11-03 07:47:43 PM
So much that could've gone wrong, but by pure good fortune didn't. Vid wasn't long enough either.
 
2013-11-03 07:50:24 PM
i499.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-03 07:51:01 PM
All I know is, I'm not a big fan of their beans.
 
2013-11-03 07:52:29 PM
What could go wrong?

www.movieviral.com
 
2013-11-03 07:54:16 PM
rlv.zcache.com
 
2013-11-03 07:54:21 PM
Sal-llama-ey?

/ DNRTFA.
// Obviously...
/// Is 3 a thing?
 
2013-11-03 07:55:50 PM
There is nothing, nothing that could go wrong with that... Except llamas prefer to fly, preferably on Delta.

Live and learn...
 
2013-11-03 07:57:20 PM
farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2013-11-03 07:59:00 PM
 
2013-11-03 07:59:24 PM
What is this? Sim City?
 
2013-11-03 08:01:24 PM
or Sawyer, Sawyer, Locke?

I don't remember the voices being that silly.
 
2013-11-03 08:01:48 PM
Maybe they were taking him to The Llouvre?
 
2013-11-03 08:04:35 PM

brantgoose: My guess is that it could quickly turn into a remake of I spit on your grave.

Llamas are part camel, part mule and part goat. They've got bad attitude. And they spit. I remember llamas from when I was a kid. Don't mess with them. A horse is a sweet-tempered, intelligent beast by comparison.

And this was a French llama. They smoke Gitanes.


Yep. Knew someone who raised them animals. Piss one off, and you're getting at the very least painted with huge globs of chewed grass that hits like rubber bullets and neither stain or stench will wash off your clothes.
 
2013-11-03 08:16:04 PM
Oh, c'mon Farkers.  Is this what we have come to?  The Dumbass tag for a classic drunk student stunt?  If this happened in New York you'd be giggling like school girls at a Beiber concert. Why the hate?  Just because these are French students?  This was a great stunt, and I for one applaud them for their ingenuity.

You mamby pamby sissypants can continue whining about safety issues now.  Maybe you should get your mommies to  make you a glass of warm milk before she tucks you in.
 
2013-11-03 08:22:53 PM

Rodeodoc: Oh, c'mon Farkers.  Is this what we have come to?  The Dumbass tag for a classic drunk student stunt?  If this happened in New York you'd be giggling like school girls at a Beiber concert. Why the hate?  Just because these are French students?  This was a great stunt, and I for one applaud them for their ingenuity.

You mamby pamby sissypants can continue whining about safety issues now.  Maybe you should get your mommies to  make you a glass of warm milk before she tucks you in.


Eejit. Not even 2/10.
 
2013-11-03 08:27:44 PM

bugmn99: My wife was looking over my shoulder, saw "circus llama", shrieked and ran down under the stairs. What isn't she telling me?


Llama show?
 
2013-11-03 08:31:37 PM
Very proud of that. Good job!!
 
2013-11-03 08:40:17 PM
Keep your drama for your Llama
 
2013-11-03 08:43:29 PM

bugmn99: My wife was looking over my shoulder, saw "circus llama", shrieked and ran down under the stairs. What isn't she telling me?


I just pictured a llama dressed up like a circus clown and got the jibblies something fierce
 
2013-11-03 08:47:19 PM

sotua: brantgoose: My guess is that it could quickly turn into a remake of I spit on your grave.

Llamas are part camel, part mule and part goat. They've got bad attitude. And they spit. I remember llamas from when I was a kid. Don't mess with them. A horse is a sweet-tempered, intelligent beast by comparison.

And this was a French llama. They smoke Gitanes.

Yep. Knew someone who raised them animals. Piss one off, and you're getting at the very least painted with huge globs of chewed grass that hits like rubber bullets and neither stain or stench will wash off your clothes.


My thinking is that it was a CIRCUS llama and so was probably trained to be around kids and such, which is why it was so tame.
 
2013-11-03 08:56:26 PM

bugmn99: My wife was looking over my shoulder, saw "circus llama", shrieked and ran down under the stairs. What isn't she telling me?


Well............I don't know - do any of your kids look really weird?
 
2013-11-03 09:01:53 PM
stupid youth criminal activity is stupid, but that's some funny evidence they provided for us to see
 
2013-11-03 09:02:01 PM

bhcompy: What is this? Sim City?


Another mystery of the evil known as EA revealed.
 
2013-11-03 09:18:53 PM
Jerks.
 
2013-11-03 09:20:44 PM
www.wbez.org

Has things under control
 
2013-11-03 09:27:50 PM
Loogie overload.
 
2013-11-03 09:35:08 PM
With any luck, the llama spit green slimy llama vomit all over them and then ran into the bowels of the Metro where it will mutate and spawn a race of demon-llamas and then take over the world.

But probably not.
 
2013-11-03 10:08:48 PM

brantgoose: My guess is that it could quickly turn into a remake of I spit on your grave.

Llamas are part camel, part mule and part goat. They've got bad attitude. And they spit. I remember llamas from when I was a kid. Don't mess with them. A horse is a sweet-tempered, intelligent beast by comparison.

And this was a French llama. They smoke Gitanes.


You made me smile for your reference... Thank-you for this :)
 
2013-11-03 10:09:18 PM

bugmn99: My wife was looking over my shoulder, saw "circus llama", shrieked and ran down under the stairs. What isn't she telling me?


How exceedingly odd. My curiosity....you have piqued it.
 
2013-11-03 10:16:06 PM
My dad and his friends would have gotten the llama drunk as well and had a much better story.  These guys are rank amateurs.

/once sat through a hearing where one of his cousins (my client) and the judge reminisced about kidnapping goats belonging to the local shriners, getting them drunk, and unleashing them on their parties....in open court.
 
2013-11-03 10:43:06 PM
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Worst circus evar
 
2013-11-03 10:47:20 PM
If only Conan were here to punch that stinky thing.
 
2013-11-03 11:15:28 PM
www.aquitaineraid.com
You call that a subway? I consider it more of a tram...

LlamaGirl: Jerks.


At least you were returned safely. And spit in their eyes a few times, hopefully.

/or is it the alpacas that spit more than the llamas?
 
2013-11-04 12:11:39 AM
 
2013-11-04 12:17:57 AM

kling_klang_bed: If only Conan were here to punch that stinky thing.


I think that was a camel.
 
2013-11-04 12:22:12 AM

Gyrfalcon: With any luck, the llama spit green slimy llama vomit all over them and then ran into the bowels of the Metro where it will mutate and spawn a race of demon-llamas and then take over the world.

But probably not.


I like the way you think.

Yesterday in a Reddit thread, a former zookeeper explained that an easy way to kill a giraffe was to back it into a corner and keep it agitated just by making continuous sudden moves. After about a half-hour, it would have a heart attack and die. Mind you, this is giraffes born into zoos, and trained to be observed and even fed by hundreds of people a day.

No matter how much of a "circus llama" this is, most animals do not react well to sudden changes in their environnent or routine. It causes stress that they can die from.

I have a high tolerance for youthful stupidity. It was a regular part of my former profession and we used these occassions as learning opportunities. But when stupidity puts others-- especially animals that can't understand what's going on-- at serious risk, that crosses lines. And people are stupid for lionizing these idiots. (No pun intended.) And I sure hope they don't get a judge who just swaps stories of when-I-was-a-boy.
 
2013-11-04 12:24:37 AM

fusillade762: kling_klang_bed: If only Conan were here to punch that stinky thing.

I think that was a camel.


I know, but they're close enough, and llamas smell like wet ass (smelled one at a zoo before)!
 
2013-11-04 12:32:48 AM

kling_klang_bed: fusillade762: kling_klang_bed: If only Conan were here to punch that stinky thing.

I think that was a camel.

I know, but they're close enough, and llamas smell like wet ass (smelled one at a zoo before)!


Can't have anything on flamingos. They pee on themselves...
 
2013-11-04 12:38:33 AM

Paris1127: [www.aquitaineraid.com image 800x531]
You call that a subway? I consider it more of a tram ...

LlamaGirl: Jerks.

At least you were returned safely. And spit in their eyes a few times, hopefully.

/or is it the alpacas that spit more than the llamas?


Fun fact: Tram is Vietnamese for hundred. Chin tram is 900, not a train to your brain.
 
2013-11-04 12:51:31 AM
Tina. Eat the FOOD!
 
2013-11-04 01:56:59 AM

northguineahills: Me and my llama?


Yay! Came here to post this, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-11-04 05:42:41 AM
isleofran.com
 
2013-11-04 06:40:04 AM
Big spitter, the llama.
 
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