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(Cracked)   The six most bizarre safe-for-work fetishes. So go ahead -- check these out at work   (cracked.com) divider line 26
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2013-11-03 10:36:52 PM
8 votes:
I had a job once I knew I was going to get fired from.  Place was going under, boss wasn't terribly fond of me, I knew I had a limited amount of time there.

So I went to Google images and searched for shovels.

And put about 300 megs of shovel images in a hidden folder on my main drive.  Sorted by size, weight, handles, whatever.  Nothing but shovels.  With no explanation whatsoever.

Holy crap but I hope they found that folder after I left.  I'll bet they're still talking about it.
2013-11-03 07:46:31 PM
7 votes:

i.crackedcdn.com


WELCOME TO FARK

2013-11-03 08:04:40 PM
5 votes:

The Pope of Manwich Village: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 640x534]


I find that image quite alluring.
2013-11-03 08:54:02 PM
4 votes:

hubiestubert: a_room_with_a_moose: hubiestubert: Remember kids: no matter how screwed up you might think you are, you ARE someone's fetish...

I highly doubt it, unless there is a fetish for forty year old, blonde male turbo-nerds that live off the land. That said turbo-nerd has no social life goes without saying...

/so ronery...

I never said that the folks who have said fetish were going to be yours...


Life is so cruel. I would bestow such gifts of smoked venison and leatherbritches upon her. And semen, of course. I have a surplus of all these things...
2013-11-03 04:53:10 PM
4 votes:
What a bunch of sick farks.  Whatever happened to respectable erotica like orgies with midgets and amputees?
2013-11-03 09:31:29 PM
3 votes:
What kind of sicko gets off on human furniture?

1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-11-03 11:17:59 PM
2 votes:
Doesn't anybody just hold hands at the movies anymore?
2013-11-03 08:37:01 PM
2 votes:
Damn.  People fap to everything.

http://www.amazon.com/Images-You-Should-Not-Masturbate/dp/0399536493


Great. Now that's in my Amazon history
2013-11-03 08:32:38 PM
2 votes:
C'mere Subby...

My fetish is smacking the shiat out of Subbies that link to Cracked.
2013-11-03 07:39:48 PM
2 votes:
I'm 12 and what is this?
2013-11-04 11:38:08 AM
1 votes:
Our female CFO once got reprimanded for licking my doorknob. If you know what I mean.
2013-11-03 10:14:15 PM
1 votes:
I...I really hope I never have to use that^ sentence again.
2013-11-03 10:05:54 PM
1 votes:

LesserEvil: megarian: hubiestubert: megarian: LesserEvil: Wool?

Kind of like this family? (NSFW???)

How in the fark did you even find that?

In fairness, it's been kicking around for a while. Like for years. Here's the story behind it.

I am so glad I didn't know about this until today.

Yeah, it's been around. Pretty messed up. I remember watching a video on this, too. Probably a link from Fark (I've been around fark for a LONG time)

I don't traumatize my kids one way or the other about nudity. They are comfortable in their own skin, but genitalia can (and should) remain a personal thing that is shared with somebody out of intimacy (as in your sexual partner) or necessity (showering in the locker room), unless you are part of a community (nudists).


Hehe. Either way, no one should lovingly hold and admire the woolen penis of a family member. Just sayin'.
2013-11-03 08:57:08 PM
1 votes:

ArcadianRefugee: albuquerquehalsey: ArcadianRefugee: [imgs.xkcd.com image 306x413]

/kinda

"Look at how special and brilliant I am." the comic!

You prefer "Look at how stupid/uninteresting or willing to cater to the lowest common denominator I am "?

For you:

[cidutest.files.wordpress.com image 760x221]


There is NOTHING so brilliant on the web, no woman so beautiful, no food so delicious, no car so powerful and well designed, no game so entertaining, no performance so nuanced and moving, that someone, somewhere, won't want to take a sh*t on it. It shows how Mavericky they are. It usually doesn't work in quite the pantie dropping fashion as folks hope, but it's a sort of long term strategy to build up that rebel without a pause sort of motif...
2013-11-03 08:49:37 PM
1 votes:

albuquerquehalsey: ArcadianRefugee: [imgs.xkcd.com image 306x413]

/kinda

"Look at how special and brilliant I am." the comic!


You prefer "Look at how stupid/uninteresting or willing to cater to the lowest common denominator I am "?

For you:

cidutest.files.wordpress.com
2013-11-03 08:37:19 PM
1 votes:
Anyone else have a fetish involving naked men Farking on wooden slatted chairs?
2013-11-03 08:32:49 PM
1 votes:

Riche: So, is there a fetish video of a woman wearing an inflatable wool suit designed to look like a chase lounge drowning in quicksand while picking her nose and sucking on a doorknob?

That one could make millions.

Any TFettes want to get with me and make one?  We could split the proceeds.


You mean a "chaise longue".
2013-11-03 08:21:41 PM
1 votes:

Por que tan serioso: scottydoesntknow: Mike_LowELL: We're all farked up in our own ways. That makes us all normal. The end.

When everyone is farked up, no one is farked up?

A sane person operating in an insane society will appear insane.
/kv ftw


imgs.xkcd.com

/kinda
2013-11-03 08:10:03 PM
1 votes:

Makh: scottydoesntknow: When everyone is farked up, no one is farked up?

[img.fark.net image 600x251]

No capes!


I didn't know how to fit Syndrome into it.

You did better than I ever could.
2013-11-03 08:01:09 PM
1 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-11-03 07:57:26 PM
1 votes:

LewDux: [i.crackedcdn.com image 249x291]
WELCOME TO FARK


He allowed himself to be photographed? He has brought shame upon his clan.
2013-11-03 07:50:34 PM
1 votes:
Really?  Nobody?

imgs.xkcd.com
2013-11-03 07:45:15 PM
1 votes:

Makh: That's so hot they bring their fetishes to work.


I like to lick the doorknobs at work when I'm sick. Spread the love. It's not a sex thing, though.
2013-11-03 06:22:47 PM
1 votes:

ElLoco: Relatively Obscure: What a bunch of sick farks.  Whatever happened to respectable erotica like orgies with midgets and amputees?

Midgets make your weener look really huge.

/I've heard


So do four year-olds.
And they don't talk back, like those uppity 1st graders.
2013-11-03 04:27:00 PM
1 votes:
So, is there a fetish video of a woman wearing an inflatable wool suit designed to look like a chase lounge drowning in quicksand while picking her nose and sucking on a doorknob?

That one could make millions.

Any TFettes want to get with me and make one?  We could split the proceeds.
2013-11-03 03:48:22 PM
1 votes:
Y'all some farked up individuals.
 
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