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2013-11-03 03:48:22 PM
Y'all some farked up individuals.
 
2013-11-03 04:27:00 PM
So, is there a fetish video of a woman wearing an inflatable wool suit designed to look like a chase lounge drowning in quicksand while picking her nose and sucking on a doorknob?

That one could make millions.

Any TFettes want to get with me and make one?  We could split the proceeds.
 
2013-11-03 04:53:10 PM
What a bunch of sick farks.  Whatever happened to respectable erotica like orgies with midgets and amputees?
 
2013-11-03 04:57:49 PM

Relatively Obscure: What a bunch of sick farks.  Whatever happened to respectable erotica like orgies with midgets and amputees?


Midgets make your weener look really huge.

/I've heard
 
2013-11-03 05:00:11 PM
Oh, look.  It's going to be one of those threads where fans of scat porn claim that guro is disgusting.

We're all farked up in our own ways.  That makes us all normal.  The end.
 
2013-11-03 05:14:44 PM
Im glad nothing in that thread turned me on
 
2013-11-03 05:55:23 PM

Riche: So, is there a fetish video of a woman wearing an inflatable wool suit designed to look like a chase lounge drowning in quicksand while picking her nose and sucking on a doorknob?


*comes buckets*
 
2013-11-03 05:55:52 PM

Mike_LowELL: We're all farked up in our own ways. That makes us all normal. The end.


When everyone is farked up, no one is farked up?
 
2013-11-03 05:57:58 PM
That's so hot they bring their fetishes to work.
 
2013-11-03 06:09:22 PM

scottydoesntknow: When everyone is farked up, no one is farked up?


img.fark.net

No capes!
 
2013-11-03 06:10:30 PM
Damn.  People fap to everything.
 
2013-11-03 06:22:41 PM
Remember kids: no matter how screwed up you might think you are, you ARE someone's fetish...
 
2013-11-03 06:22:47 PM

ElLoco: Relatively Obscure: What a bunch of sick farks.  Whatever happened to respectable erotica like orgies with midgets and amputees?

Midgets make your weener look really huge.

/I've heard


So do four year-olds.
And they don't talk back, like those uppity 1st graders.
 
2013-11-03 07:09:40 PM
 
2013-11-03 07:39:48 PM
I'm 12 and what is this?
 
2013-11-03 07:45:15 PM

Makh: That's so hot they bring their fetishes to work.


I like to lick the doorknobs at work when I'm sick. Spread the love. It's not a sex thing, though.
 
2013-11-03 07:45:20 PM
I just listened to a Radiolab podcast taking about quicksand, and how kids are mot afraid of it today (unlike previous generations). They mentioned the fetish aspect of it. Totally bizarre.
 
2013-11-03 07:46:06 PM
Product idea: Madlibs, but with fetishes.

/pat. pending
 
2013-11-03 07:46:31 PM

i.crackedcdn.com


WELCOME TO FARK

 
2013-11-03 07:49:18 PM

Makh: scottydoesntknow: When everyone is farked up, no one is farked up?

[img.fark.net image 600x251]

No capes!


That made me laugh
 
2013-11-03 07:50:34 PM
Really?  Nobody?

imgs.xkcd.com
 
2013-11-03 07:50:59 PM
img.fark.net

/Stolen from the Shoop thread below.
 
2013-11-03 07:55:24 PM

Riche: So, is there a fetish video of a woman wearing an inflatable wool suit designed to look like a chase lounge drowning in quicksand while picking her nose and sucking on a doorknob?


Rule 34.
 
2013-11-03 07:57:26 PM

LewDux: [i.crackedcdn.com image 249x291]
WELCOME TO FARK


He allowed himself to be photographed? He has brought shame upon his clan.
 
2013-11-03 07:57:35 PM
I made a photo of Giantess Geyser in Yellowstone and stuck it on Flickr. Photos tagged with 'giantess' are disturbing, not safe for work.

/my flicker stats demonstrate rule 34 all the time
 
2013-11-03 08:01:09 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-11-03 08:04:40 PM

The Pope of Manwich Village: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 640x534]


I find that image quite alluring.
 
2013-11-03 08:10:03 PM

Makh: scottydoesntknow: When everyone is farked up, no one is farked up?

[img.fark.net image 600x251]

No capes!


I didn't know how to fit Syndrome into it.

You did better than I ever could.
 
2013-11-03 08:10:31 PM

fusillade762: The Pope of Manwich Village: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 640x534]

I find that image quite alluring.


BOOOOO!
 
2013-11-03 08:12:05 PM

scottydoesntknow: Mike_LowELL: We're all farked up in our own ways. That makes us all normal. The end.

When everyone is farked up, no one is farked up?


A sane person operating in an insane society will appear insane.
/kv ftw
 
2013-11-03 08:21:41 PM

Por que tan serioso: scottydoesntknow: Mike_LowELL: We're all farked up in our own ways. That makes us all normal. The end.

When everyone is farked up, no one is farked up?

A sane person operating in an insane society will appear insane.
/kv ftw


imgs.xkcd.com

/kinda
 
2013-11-03 08:28:40 PM
You know, I thought I was a pretty open minded kind of guy, exposed (but not experienced in) to a vast array of possibilities in terms of fetishes and sexuality. Most of it, I understand.  It may not be my cup of tea or hold any interest for me, but I get it.  This list, however, is something I would have expected to read on April 1st.  None of this makes sense to me.  Most of it just seems like something someone would do as a joke or for the sake of art.
 
2013-11-03 08:32:38 PM
C'mere Subby...

My fetish is smacking the shiat out of Subbies that link to Cracked.
 
2013-11-03 08:32:49 PM

Riche: So, is there a fetish video of a woman wearing an inflatable wool suit designed to look like a chase lounge drowning in quicksand while picking her nose and sucking on a doorknob?

That one could make millions.

Any TFettes want to get with me and make one?  We could split the proceeds.


You mean a "chaise longue".
 
2013-11-03 08:36:42 PM

hubiestubert: Remember kids: no matter how screwed up you might think you are, you ARE someone's fetish...


I highly doubt it, unless there is a fetish for forty year old, blonde male turbo-nerds that live off the land. That said turbo-nerd has no social life goes without saying...

/so ronery...
 
2013-11-03 08:37:01 PM
Damn.  People fap to everything.

http://www.amazon.com/Images-You-Should-Not-Masturbate/dp/0399536493


Great. Now that's in my Amazon history
 
2013-11-03 08:37:19 PM
Anyone else have a fetish involving naked men Farking on wooden slatted chairs?
 
2013-11-03 08:38:22 PM
Yeah, no thanks - not for me x.x
 
2013-11-03 08:42:51 PM
 
2013-11-03 08:45:21 PM

ArcadianRefugee: Por que tan serioso: scottydoesntknow: Mike_LowELL: We're all farked up in our own ways. That makes us all normal. The end.

When everyone is farked up, no one is farked up?

A sane person operating in an insane society will appear insane.
/kv ftw

[imgs.xkcd.com image 306x413]

/kinda


"Look at how special and brilliant I am." the comic!
 
2013-11-03 08:48:14 PM

a_room_with_a_moose: hubiestubert: Remember kids: no matter how screwed up you might think you are, you ARE someone's fetish...

I highly doubt it, unless there is a fetish for forty year old, blonde male turbo-nerds that live off the land. That said turbo-nerd has no social life goes without saying...

/so ronery...


I never said that the folks who have said fetish were going to be yours...
 
2013-11-03 08:49:37 PM

albuquerquehalsey: ArcadianRefugee: [imgs.xkcd.com image 306x413]

/kinda

"Look at how special and brilliant I am." the comic!


You prefer "Look at how stupid/uninteresting or willing to cater to the lowest common denominator I am "?

For you:

cidutest.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-11-03 08:52:25 PM
The doorknob one isn't that surprising, given that in Japan genitals in porn have to be censored. I guess tentacles are getting boring as a substitute.
 
2013-11-03 08:54:02 PM

hubiestubert: a_room_with_a_moose: hubiestubert: Remember kids: no matter how screwed up you might think you are, you ARE someone's fetish...

I highly doubt it, unless there is a fetish for forty year old, blonde male turbo-nerds that live off the land. That said turbo-nerd has no social life goes without saying...

/so ronery...

I never said that the folks who have said fetish were going to be yours...


Life is so cruel. I would bestow such gifts of smoked venison and leatherbritches upon her. And semen, of course. I have a surplus of all these things...
 
2013-11-03 08:54:46 PM

LesserEvil: Wool?

Kind of like this family? (NSFW???)


Dude. Not cool.
 
2013-11-03 08:57:08 PM

ArcadianRefugee: albuquerquehalsey: ArcadianRefugee: [imgs.xkcd.com image 306x413]

/kinda

"Look at how special and brilliant I am." the comic!

You prefer "Look at how stupid/uninteresting or willing to cater to the lowest common denominator I am "?

For you:

[cidutest.files.wordpress.com image 760x221]


There is NOTHING so brilliant on the web, no woman so beautiful, no food so delicious, no car so powerful and well designed, no game so entertaining, no performance so nuanced and moving, that someone, somewhere, won't want to take a sh*t on it. It shows how Mavericky they are. It usually doesn't work in quite the pantie dropping fashion as folks hope, but it's a sort of long term strategy to build up that rebel without a pause sort of motif...
 
2013-11-03 09:15:12 PM
Thanks, subby. How did you know that a Cracked list was just what I need to help me go over the edge? There's just something about the way they split a list over two pages...
 
2013-11-03 09:17:30 PM

LesserEvil: Wool?

Kind of like this family? (NSFW???)


How in the fark did you even find that?
 
2013-11-03 09:25:57 PM

megarian: LesserEvil: Wool?

Kind of like this family? (NSFW???)

How in the fark did you even find that?


In fairness, it's been kicking around for a while. Like for years. Here's the story behind it.
 
2013-11-03 09:31:29 PM
What kind of sicko gets off on human furniture?

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
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