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(PennLive)   Newport woman suspected of burglarizing a home and taking just a pack of cigarettes. "It wasn't exactly the heist of the century"   (pennlive.com) divider line 27
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2013-11-03 03:32:14 PM
They said a Newport woman is suspected of the crime
 
2013-11-03 03:44:01 PM
Did she have Camel toe?
 
2013-11-03 03:44:40 PM
Favoring Newports has consequences, yo.

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2013-11-03 03:45:38 PM

calbert: They said a Newport woman is suspected of the crime


Well Newport is a brand of cigarettes and the town was in Newport, which happens to be only 5 miles from me. Double meaning equals good headline.
 
2013-11-03 03:46:16 PM
Have you seen what they're charging for a pack of smokes these days? String the thief up.

/So glad I quit
 
2013-11-03 03:46:17 PM
Yo mamma is so poor, burglars felt bad and left $5 under her work shoes. Which she never found.
 
2013-11-03 03:47:51 PM
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Alleged burglar is on the left.
 
2013-11-03 03:49:22 PM

wildcardjack: Yo mamma is so poor, burglars felt bad and left $5 under her work shoes. Which she never found.


Your momma's so poor and fat they gave her foodstamps, and she ate them
 
2013-11-03 03:50:50 PM

buzzcut73: Have you seen what they're charging for a pack of smokes these days? String the thief up.

/So glad I quit


Cigarette prices are ludicrous because of the taxes, I know people that vacation in Virginia and North Carolina who stock up since the taxes are cheaper there.
 
2013-11-03 03:56:21 PM
Welcome to Perry County, our little slice of West Virginia.
 
2013-11-03 03:58:07 PM
It's exspensive, but damn smoking looks so Kool.
 
2013-11-03 04:13:09 PM
Sounds like her vaj will be "alive with pleasure"...

In prison.
 
2013-11-03 04:20:54 PM
Addiction sucks.
 
2013-11-03 04:25:48 PM

buzzcut73: Have you seen what they're charging for a pack of smokes these days? String the thief up.

/So glad I quit


Yea, I quit when a pack cost six dollars and that was back in 2005. Can't even imagine what they cost now.
 
2013-11-03 04:33:49 PM
Only a smoker - without smokes - would understand the urgency of the situation.

/ Munich 1946: three bedraggled ex-Wehrmacht types scurry along a sidewalk tracking a pack of loud-mouthed GIs, drunk and supported by a couple of frauleins - apiece. One of them flips a Lucky butt over his shoulder casually and three nicotine-starved Krauts make a dive for it, fighting to get that last puff.

My dad traded with  denizens of the master race. He swappeda carton of Camels for a Mauser 30.06 with a sniperscope,
 
2013-11-03 04:41:56 PM
Is Newport woman like Marlboro man?
 
2013-11-03 04:43:35 PM
Obvious headline not used, you suck.
 
2013-11-03 06:09:44 PM

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2013-11-03 06:45:46 PM
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2013-11-03 07:53:18 PM
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Anyone remember MulltetsGalore.com?
 
2013-11-03 08:43:19 PM

ZeroCorpse: Addiction sucks.


Obviously the answer is higher cig taxes.
 
2013-11-03 09:51:14 PM
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2013-11-03 10:28:26 PM

Cheez_Wit: Welcome to Perry County, our little slice of West Virginia.


I live there in Millerstown. Yeah it is a pretty rural area where the most I can find is at the local Moose. Just curious I saw you are from Central PA but what town/city are you near if I may ask?
 
2013-11-03 11:01:13 PM
Who the hell calls the police about a missing pack of cigs?!?

Really???
 
2013-11-03 11:23:28 PM

grxymkjbn: Who the hell calls the police about a missing pack of cigs?!?

Really???


Guessing it was in rural PS, they probably had the whole police department scouring the grounds for the smokes. It's the most action they've seen since either (a). cat in the tree (b). black person seen in neighborhood, or (c). someone spitting gum on the sidewalk
 
2013-11-04 06:19:09 AM

kdawg7736: Cheez_Wit: Welcome to Perry County, our little slice of West Virginia.

I live there in Millerstown. Yeah it is a pretty rural area where the most I can find is at the local Moose. Just curious I saw you are from Central PA but what town/city are you near if I may ask?


I'm in Carlisle, so I'm right over the mountain. And it's not like I've got much room to talk. There's a reason the outside world calls us Pennsyltucky.
 
2013-11-04 09:43:11 AM

Cheez_Wit: kdawg7736: Cheez_Wit: Welcome to Perry County, our little slice of West Virginia.

I live there in Millerstown. Yeah it is a pretty rural area where the most I can find is at the local Moose. Just curious I saw you are from Central PA but what town/city are you near if I may ask?

I'm in Carlisle, so I'm right over the mountain. And it's not like I've got much room to talk. There's a reason the outside world calls us Pennsyltucky.


Carlisle is pretty rural compared to Harrisburg and Mechanicsburg and just to think I was close to moving there a few years ago before deciding to stay put. A lot of West Shore people are snobby and look down on the western part of Cumberland County and all of Perry County but it is pretty nice and quiet here. One thing I like to tell people about my home county is if you think Perry County is bad, check out Juniata County.
 
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