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(WTOP)   Drunk and passed out while breastfeeding your 2-month-old infant is no way to go through life, Mom   (wtop.com) divider line 38
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2013-11-03 05:42:51 PM  
Was the sad tag drunk and passed out, too, subby?
 
2013-11-03 06:08:05 PM  
piece of shiat
 
2013-11-03 06:10:17 PM  
Hey at least she was an adult and had a kid. Not like those childless losers, right?
 
2013-11-03 06:14:15 PM  
Why? Can't the baby just continue feeding?

leading to the infant's death

Oh.
 
2013-11-03 06:17:20 PM  
Now that's a Darwin award. Almost got away with reproducing but Darwin scored in double overtime.
 
2013-11-03 06:23:03 PM  
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YA YA
 
2013-11-03 06:24:23 PM  

Russ1642: Now that's a Darwin award. Almost got away with reproducing but Darwin scored in double overtime.


She's still capable of reproducing.
 
2013-11-03 06:26:24 PM  

Mrbogey: Russ1642: Now that's a Darwin award. Almost got away with reproducing but Darwin scored in double overtime.

She's still capable of reproducing.


I wish we could sterilize people like this.

You kill a child, either intentionally or through gross negligence, and you don't ever have a chance of having children again.
 
2013-11-03 06:26:47 PM  

Mrbogey: Russ1642: Now that's a Darwin award. Almost got away with reproducing but Darwin scored in double overtime.

She's still capable of reproducing.


Darwin definitely scored a point, but it ain't ovaries yet.
 
2013-11-03 06:26:51 PM  
Mothers milk
 
2013-11-03 06:31:52 PM  
That's pretty horrifying.
 
2013-11-03 06:34:28 PM  
So the the kid died being smothered in titties, exactly how I wanna go.
 
2013-11-03 06:40:51 PM  
Kid missed out on a life with an alcoholic mom. Such a shame.

/reroll, little one
 
2013-11-03 06:45:51 PM  
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2013-11-03 06:48:03 PM  
Hey not to be completely evil but how do we know this isn't simply a case of a mom who hasn't had a decent nights sleep because of a fussy baby in 3 months who had had a single drink fall asleep while breastfeeding, which is supposedly pleasurable and relaxing for both the mother and the baby, fall asleep and wake up to a smothered baby. She wouldn't be the first mother who accidently crushed or smothered a baby while asleep and its usually not due to intoxication. Before she is charged with a crime I would like to have a blood bac test done.
 
2013-11-03 06:56:24 PM  
For the love of some diety that I don't believe in, can we PLEASE start forcing people to get a license BEFORE they have kids?!?!?!
 
2013-11-03 07:08:54 PM  
That just reminds me that alcohol is, in fact, a poison. It kills.

But bio in hs, the teach explained the digestive system and explained how its a simple sugar that dissolves right through the stomach wall -- and how the throat worked and its very physically possible to do a full-one standin' on your head...
 
2013-11-03 07:28:48 PM  
I would thank of you in a nice way subby.... but I can't.

And yes, I am full of sorry for the babe.
 
2013-11-03 07:54:03 PM  

oldwolf49: For the love of some diety that I don't believe in, can we PLEASE start forcing people to get a license BEFORE they have kids?!?!?!


In the name of Paleo, the South Beach, Weight Watchers. Atkins.
 
2013-11-03 07:54:50 PM  
Poor kid. Sad now. :(
 
2013-11-03 07:57:27 PM  
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2013-11-03 08:06:49 PM  

oldwolf49: For the love of some diety that I don't believe in, can we PLEASE start forcing people to get a license BEFORE they have kids?!?!?!


You sound fat.
 
2013-11-03 08:09:39 PM  

oldwolf49: For the love of some diety that I don't believe in, can we PLEASE start forcing people to get a license BEFORE they have kids?!?!?!


I'd agree if the people organizing it wouldn't invariably make obedience and wealth the big qualifiers.
 
2013-11-03 08:32:00 PM  

J. Frank Parnell: oldwolf49: For the love of some diety that I don't believe in, can we PLEASE start forcing people to get a license BEFORE they have kids?!?!?!

I'd agree if the people organizing it wouldn't invariably make obedience and wealth the big qualifiers.


That's the problem with trying to license any right. Even if it starts off 'reasonable' it won't be that way for long.
 
2013-11-03 08:58:59 PM  

Maxor: Hey not to be completely evil but how do we know this isn't simply a case of a mom who hasn't had a decent nights sleep because of a fussy baby in 3 months who had had a single drink fall asleep while breastfeeding, which is supposedly pleasurable and relaxing for both the mother and the baby, fall asleep and wake up to a smothered baby. She wouldn't be the first mother who accidently crushed or smothered a baby while asleep and its usually not due to intoxication. Before she is charged with a crime I would like to have a blood bac test done.


Can we talk more about how pleasurable it is?
 
2013-11-03 10:11:49 PM  

wildcardjack: [i2.kym-cdn.com image 625x412]


Came for drunk baby, etc.

/wait, that sounds horrible....
 
2013-11-03 10:17:49 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Hey at least she was an adult and had a kid. Not like those childless losers, right?


You can be a loser with or without children, as you are surely aware.
 
2013-11-03 10:21:25 PM  

js34603: Quantum Apostrophe: Hey at least she was an adult and had a kid. Not like those childless losers, right?

You can be a loser with or without children, as you are surely aware.


the woman in TFA is a fine example
 
2013-11-03 10:32:17 PM  
I love kids... all of them.

If I have issues with loving them... if might be because they are yours.

But honestly? I would still likely love them. Just not you.

I am speaking to the mom in this article.....
 
2013-11-03 10:58:38 PM  
There are sick people out there that should not breed. She is one of them.
 
2013-11-03 11:02:34 PM  
So she puts out, likes to party, and doesn't have any kids. My kind of lady.
 
2013-11-03 11:44:37 PM  

umad: So she puts out, likes to party, and doesn't have any kids. My kind of lady.


I'm okay with lady loves... in fact I have loved a few. But anyone that treats her kids as trash? I will not even like.
 
2013-11-04 12:38:10 AM  
Where did this happen? While she was driving to work? At home? At Subway? That the baby died is horrible, but I agree with Maxor. Show me BAC 4 times the limit, and she did wrong. I breastfed for a year. Many, many nights after my son woke up I'd lay down, let him eat, and go back to sleep as fast as possible because we were going to do it all over again in exactly 2 hours. Normally babies stop when they're full. Or if they fall asleep to but are still going at it, it's not enough to trigger the milk. Until BAC is shown, as far as anyone knows, baby died while sleeping, mom calls cops, cops smell alcohol, goodbye. My husband worked out of town for the first 3 months with our first child, a person can only exist on so much sleep. Maybe I missed something, but so far this lady is catching 100% more crap than some of the terrible, should never again be able to reproduce and locked away forever parents we read about almost everyday. I'd be okay with going back to alcohol prohibition. That shiat will kill you. Slowly and embarrassingly. That license you want to require for parenting? There is no law saying you can't get drunk in your own house. I bet many of you do, and I bet your kids are home too.
 
2013-11-04 12:54:44 AM  
What's with this chick, she have beer flavored nipples?
 
2013-11-04 01:32:51 AM  
This seems to happen at least once a year according to google.
 
2013-11-04 04:19:13 AM  
She just pro-choice
 
2013-11-04 07:05:07 AM  
Class all the way

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2013-11-04 11:05:46 AM  

js34603: Quantum Apostrophe: Hey at least she was an adult and had a kid. Not like those childless losers, right?

You can be a loser with or without children, as you are surely aware.


Yes but the prevailing wisdom is that people with no kids are losers by default, and that having kids makes you an adult.
 
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