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(WFTV Orlando)   Burger King robbed by man with an assault rifle. That seems an excessive amount of firepower just to get $89 and a Whopper   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Orange County, assault rifles  
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2755 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Nov 2013 at 12:34 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-11-03 03:37:13 PM  
2 votes:
He had it his way
2013-11-03 12:47:45 PM  
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2013-11-03 12:07:39 PM  
2 votes:
>$900 rifle (assuming it wasn't a .22 or airsoft, which I think is a much stronger likelihood than an actual "assault rifle") and you knock off a BK?

He must be one of those idiots who panic bought his AR at triple the market price and is now desperate for rent money.
2013-11-04 10:34:24 AM  
1 vote:

manimal2878: TuteTibiImperes: What would make that not an assault rifle?

It can't fire auto or burst.

But...but...Clinton told me that if it has a pistol grip AND a magazine then it becomes an assault rifle

/and if it has a bayonet lug it becomes a Super Assault rifle.
//and if it has one of those shoulder things that goes up, it can shoot through schools and fire cop killer bullets.
2013-11-03 07:43:49 PM  
1 vote:
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Black powder weapon which would be classified as an assault weapon.

2013-11-03 03:14:19 PM  
1 vote:

/wait is this a gun thread or a burger thread?... seems more of the former.

It's a good thing the guy didn't rob a pizza joint.
2013-11-03 01:24:18 PM  
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2013-11-03 01:01:42 PM  
1 vote:
Still no love for the Mini-14 I see.  I really think our nation's psychos should at least give it a chance.  If it doesn't produce sufficient carnage and hysteria then I'll defer to the AR but I think it would get the job done. Just sayin.
2013-11-03 12:27:34 PM  
1 vote:
Well, that was a big mistake

/that Whopper is going to take two hands
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